Comments on: Monday is for soap opera awesomeness

By: Thomas B.

Thomas B. — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:57:07 +0000

I found this FW character guide: http://www.kingfeatures.com/features/comics/fwinker/funkyflash.html
It’s at least 7 years old AND it is missing 4 essential characters. Where are Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death? Don’t they deserve a booth at Montoni’s and a pepperoni pizza too?

By: Thomas B.

Thomas B. — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:42:38 +0000

Sure Bull, it can get worse. There could be another fast forward in the FW universe where we discover the now 77 year old Les has lost a 2nd wife to cancer–ovarian this time–while on the honeymoon they purchased using the money left to them in Funky’s will. You see, after several years of reconstructive surgey, skin grafts, and therapy, Funky finally succumbs to the 4th degree burns he suffered during the fire that burned Montoni’s to the ground. You can read more about Funky’s brave battle with compartment syndrome in “Funky’s Story.”

By: Crankenstank

Crankenstank — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:20:02 +0000

How could it get worse? Cory killed a bunch of people, was shot dead by the police engaged in unspeakable acts with the corpses, then came back from the dead as a zombie and is currently eating the live brains of the rest of Westview’s surviving denizens. Oh, and he’s come out as gay. Gay murdering necrophiliac zombie. But, hey, things could be worse — he could be a Steelers fan or something. Or, even worse in the Funkiverse — he could be happy and well-adjusted. The horror! The horror!

By: Danny Lilithborne

Danny Lilithborne — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:50:16 +0000

Is that speech balloon TALKING in panel 1 of Mark Trail?

By: Jumper

Jumper — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:21:23 +0000

Tim’s creepy resemblance to the character ‘Teddy’ in the movie Memento has inspired a wonderful fantasy in which Cue does the forgetful geezers a favor, and tattoos “You have Alzheimers!” on their foreheads, in reverse.