Comments on: Behold your new golden god http://joshreads.com/?p=888 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:51:30 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: AlexM http://joshreads.com/?p=888&cpage=6#comment-560772 AlexM Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:24:52 +0000 http://joshreads.com/?p=888#comment-560772 I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you down the road! I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you down the road!

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]]> By: Mr. Doob http://joshreads.com/?p=888&cpage=6#comment-139032 Mr. Doob Fri, 05 Jan 2007 14:21:58 +0000 http://joshreads.com/?p=888#comment-139032 Why do these Kwanzaa "stories" seem like they were contrived by a bunch of 5-year-olds making it up as they go along? Kid 1: Okay.. there's a guy in the woods... 'an all of a sudden- Kid 2: A BIG SCARY MONSTER APPEARS! Kid 3: Yeah! A monster that is 200 feet tall with blue fur and laser beams coming out of his eyes- Kid 2: And he got a big helicopter-head so he can fly and stuff- Kid 1: And the monster says to the guy "Hey, like, if you do stuff for me I will give you 29 MILLION dollars and an underwater house-" Kid 3: And the guys says "NO WAY!" and then he goes to the moon to save his mom- Kid 2: who was kidnapped by these very tiny, itty-bitty people but there's six thousand million of them- Adult: Children! Your fable has no structure! You need to include devices such as irony to make it interesting! But overall, all actions in the story need to serve an ultimate point that is easy to understand by the listener! Kids: (silence) Why do these Kwanzaa “stories” seem like they were contrived by a bunch of 5-year-olds making it up as they go along?

Kid 1: Okay.. there’s a guy in the woods… ‘an all of a sudden-
Kid 2: A BIG SCARY MONSTER APPEARS!
Kid 3: Yeah! A monster that is 200 feet tall with blue fur and laser beams coming out of his eyes-
Kid 2: And he got a big helicopter-head so he can fly and stuff-
Kid 1: And the monster says to the guy “Hey, like, if you do stuff for me I will give you 29 MILLION dollars and an underwater house-”
Kid 3: And the guys says “NO WAY!” and then he goes to the moon to save his mom-
Kid 2: who was kidnapped by these very tiny, itty-bitty people but there’s six thousand million of them-
Adult: Children! Your fable has no structure! You need to include devices such as irony to make it interesting! But overall, all actions in the story need to serve an ultimate point that is easy to understand by the listener!
Kids: (silence)

]]> By: Jen http://joshreads.com/?p=888&cpage=6#comment-138890 Jen Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:05:22 +0000 http://joshreads.com/?p=888#comment-138890 huh huh huh. They said "dick" and "beaver" ... huh huh huh.... huh huh huh. They said “dick” and “beaver” … huh huh huh….

]]> By: cjcasa http://joshreads.com/?p=888&cpage=6#comment-138857 cjcasa Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:52:24 +0000 http://joshreads.com/?p=888#comment-138857 wow, Junior is a male? wow, Junior is a male?

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