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Rex Morgan, M.D., 10/30/11

Wow, never has Rex’s contempt for women been made more explicit. “See, Niki, women have tiny little fish-brains, and all they understand is wealth, status, looks, and power … all qualities I posses, fortunately. But then they want to ‘laugh’ or ‘feel loved’ and want you to ‘not be a surly dick constantly,’ which is bullshit. That’s why we’re out here on the boat, while the ladies are on the shore! Say, any more guys your age at that party you got the text about?”

Dennis the Menace, 10/30/11

In any sane world, the comic where Dennis learns that being nice gets you further in life than being menacing would be the last Dennis the Menace comic ever made.

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