The earring is a nice touch — maybe he’s supposed to be a gypsy
The Middletons, 1/4/05
Panel 1: This is what an old person thinks a young person looks like.
"Why is the bear so pissed off? Probably the same reason the owl is the judge. Bears are angry murderers, owls are wise hooters. And in Slylock's forest, chicks are either old or hot, and green evil-looking people are always evil. Honestly, it's the easy-to-follow stereotyping in Slylock that I enjoy the most, and I really hope kids can take that from the comic and apply it in their day-to-day lives." --MolyBendum
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The Middletons, 1/4/05
Panel 1: This is what an old person thinks a young person looks like.
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January 6th, 2005 at 11:50 pm
That is exactly what I thought. My real question is this: what is going on in third panel? Is it supposed to be funnier than an even OLDER person has a Metallica ring tone?
’cause it’s not that funny.
But then again, I don’t think that young people look like aging hippies, either. (with apologies to any aging hippies out there…)
January 7th, 2005 at 9:21 am
Angry dude returning mobile to older person has more hair than hip earring dude. Hmm.
January 7th, 2005 at 12:55 pm
You know who I really feel sorry for in this strip? Metallica.
January 8th, 2005 at 3:15 pm
Dude. That is SO 1993. Unhip 1993- too much beard, not enough soul patch.
January 9th, 2005 at 3:07 am
Not to mention that old people believe that young people are still listening to Metallica, and are apparently unaware that Metallica would probably pounce legally on any cellphone manufacturer who made ringtones of any part of their oeuvre.
Surprisingly, though, young people (ie, 13 year olds) ARE listening to Guns N’ Roses. Go fig THAT.
January 9th, 2005 at 10:25 am
That guy looks like he’s the same age as me. Maybe it’s just what he thinks a 36-year-old person looks like, in which case there’s no plausibility problem in the first panel, since it’s perfectly logical for a 36-year-old to recognize Metallica. The remaining question is just why the strip was drawn in the first place.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
I feel like only a middle-aged person would have a ringtone from a band that’s over 25 years old.
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