Everybody’s big pimpin’
Luann, 1/7/05
Delivering … products? Is that like delivering “stuff”? Are there any comics out there any more that are immune from drug dealing plots?
On the other hand, if over the next few weeks Luann turns into a New Jack City-style gangsta epic that follows Dirk around as he simultaneously tries to keep Toni in the dark, plot his revenge against Brad, and move as much “product” as the market will handle, it might do what I have long thought impossible: make me care about this infuriatingly static love triangle.
Speaking of drug dealing, for those who are curious: it was cocaine on Kelly’s shoes yesterday, not meth. Lesson: don’t have your fish mounted by guys named “Barracuda.”
Amber
January 9th, 2005 at 10:37 pm
It’s nice to know that even though Dirk is a bad ass tough guy, he still wears his seat belt. Setting a good example for the dozens of children who read Luann.
Nada
January 10th, 2005 at 12:58 am
No kidding: http://www.snopes.com/autos/accident/seatbelt.asp
Tom T.
January 10th, 2005 at 8:22 am
He’s too embarrassed to tell her that he delivers pizza during the day.
Mike R.
January 10th, 2005 at 9:27 am
The “products” have to be steroids — just look at Dirk.
LabRat
January 10th, 2005 at 5:36 pm
She shoots, she scores!
Steven
January 12th, 2005 at 12:32 am
He is the sales rep for Tampax, the guy who goes to the local stores and sets up the aisle displays.