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28 responses to “St. Valentine’s Day horror”

1. Dub Not Dubya
   February 14th, 2005 at 10:05 pm [Reply]

   Nah, it’s not an S&M thing…it’s a shout out to their favorite band, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts!

2. Roadside Gig
   February 14th, 2005 at 10:29 pm [Reply]

   Hi is really a member of the Thuggee cult and ripped that black heart from Thirsty’s fat, bloated, souless body.

   Happy Valentine’s Day, Lois!

3. LemonPepper
   February 14th, 2005 at 10:51 pm [Reply]

         Don’t worry, children. They won’t make any more babies. Because Hi’s seed is weak!
         That’s right, dude shoots blanks– First came Chip, pale, blonde and lithe. They had a set of twins, both carrying Lois’s features as well. Then one more infant after that, also bearing the aryan traits of the female.
         I think it’s pretty obvious they use a donor, or possibly another of Lois’ family members, given the generally low intelligence of the progeny.
         When Hi says “…work off the calories…” he really means that they will do Jumping Jacks and Burpees later.

4. Roadside Gig
   February 14th, 2005 at 11:03 pm [Reply]

   LemonPepper: “Hi’s seed is weak!”

   I think Lois is a hermaphrodite.

5. Incident
   February 14th, 2005 at 11:59 pm [Reply]

   You know there are grandmothers across the country writing letters of complaint about this indecency.

   Also, I inexplicably find Lois walking around barefoot to be hilarious.

6. Isaac B2
   February 15th, 2005 at 12:24 am [Reply]

   Barefoot in a housedess tied up to her neck? If that isn’t submissive, I don’t know what is!

7. pam
   February 15th, 2005 at 12:40 am [Reply]

   I dearly hoped you’d see this comic this morning.

8. Charles
   February 15th, 2005 at 3:36 am [Reply]

   As for the black heart…well, the cartoonists doesn’t color DAILY strips (just Sundays) and I guess when doing black and white dailies, they always color these stuff black because most papers runs strips black and white anyway.

   So blame the sloppy coloring to the syndicates. I also remember one colored version of the daily, and we see stuff outside the window, and they didn’t bother to color it in!

9. Sho
   February 15th, 2005 at 3:47 am [Reply]

   No amount of banging my head against my desk is going to erase the image of Hi and Lois “having relations” (especially in S&M gear) from my head.

10. winterbear
    February 15th, 2005 at 4:16 am [Reply]

    Hi slowly pulls on the white belt notted around lois’s waist… letting one hand slip insde the robe, pulling down the slip, seeking the moist…

    oh hell… I just cant do it…

11. martha
    February 15th, 2005 at 7:07 am [Reply]

    EW.

12. M. Foofram
    February 15th, 2005 at 9:40 am [Reply]

    You all missed the point. Lois is in a robe because she is “showing houses” (if you know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink) to a bunch of lonely,neighborhood men. Hi has caught onto that fact, thus the black heart for valentines day. Working off the calories will consist of Hi smacking Lois around ’til she confesses her sins and just who has been cuming around while he is at work.

    I think that Thirsty has been thirsting for more than just beer for years.

13. Buzz Dixon
    February 15th, 2005 at 9:42 am [Reply]

    It was an edgy weekend all around:

    BALDO’s Tia told him to give Smiley, his girlfriend, for Valentine’s what makes her happy, so he gives her a ride on the handlebars of his bike (Feb. 12). Which wouldn’t seem like much except in the Jan. 31 strip couples her riding the handlebars with sexually suggestive dialog.

    ZIT on Valentine’s Day gives Jeremy the closest thing to an orgasm we’re likely to see in an American comic strip; nicely done, I must say…

    GET FUZZY’s valetine was Bucky not putting the shizzle in the litter bizzle and now it’s all over the hizzle.

    Meanwhile, LUANN mentions something happening when hell freezes over on Valentine’s Day as well, which is one of the strongest uses of profanity in any strip.

14. Mike Donovan
    February 15th, 2005 at 10:11 am [Reply]

    

15. Mike Donovan
    February 15th, 2005 at 10:13 am [Reply]

    

    Oops, I tried to post this image:

    Hi and Lois

16. RememberByronFrost
    February 15th, 2005 at 10:20 am [Reply]

    Great job Mike !!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

17. Lexy
    February 15th, 2005 at 10:56 am [Reply]

    >>>shudder<<<

18. dalton
    February 15th, 2005 at 11:13 am [Reply]

    Nice touch with the shackles in panel two, Mike.

19. Michael
    February 15th, 2005 at 1:28 pm [Reply]

    Well, another comic is ruined…LOL

20. Pete
    February 15th, 2005 at 2:21 pm [Reply]

    Lovely, Mike. Now can you come up with something similar for Blondie and Dagwood?

21. Joe Cabrera
    February 17th, 2005 at 9:21 pm [Reply]

    Now now, it’s like what was said above: in a daily strip as pared down style-wise as Hi & Lois, you have to spot the occasional black, and it’s better to balance them, so panel one gets a house to offset the heart and panel two gets Hi’s pants. Then in panel three (off screen) Lois gets his pants and you know the rest. Let’s just hope Trixie’s room isn’t next door.

22. Hysterical Woman
    February 18th, 2005 at 12:32 am [Reply]

    What’s with the S&M cartoon? Are they both submissive? (I’ve said too much)

23. Ed
    February 18th, 2005 at 4:20 pm [Reply]

    Ironically, their safety word is ‘Marmaduke’.

24. willowyi
    February 21st, 2005 at 8:57 am [Reply]

    Heart black, Hi blue (sp?)

25. mojotek
    February 14th, 2006 at 1:40 pm [Reply]

    I think Mike’s version is way better than the original.

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