In prison, a scrunchie is worth at least two packs of cigarettes
Mary Worth, 9/27/04

There are so many things to talk about in the current drug-fueled Mary Worth storyline that I’ve neglected one of the funniest: Mr. “My very own meth lab”’s hairstyle. Subdivided We Stand has noted Tommy’s hair’s waxing and waning, but the little ponytail brings everything to a whole new level of hilarity.
Incidentally, it’s nice to know that Tommy actually speaks his internal monologue aloud while he’s alone. All that thought-ballooning must get tiring.
cyke
October 29th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
FIRST !!!
Nice to see a prisitne corner of the curmudgeon’s lair coming back to haunt us with some Mary Worth goodness.
Darwin
November 1st, 2006 at 4:34 pm
First, eh? Yeah! Good for you! Yeah.
Fnarf
May 20th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Clearly Mary Worth is a David Beckham fan. That’s just about the right year for the ridiculous hairstyle that obviously inspired this.