Metapost: It’s Friday, time for the [bursts into song] comment of the WEEEEEEK
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That’s right! Enjoy your COTW, right here, right now!
“No, I don’t mean your face is familiar from the radio, you nitwit. I recognize you as the man who threw up on my dog the other day.” –Guts Dozier
And your runners up! Very funny!
“This obviously isn’t going to work, since the major bone of contention is who gets the ‘masterpiece.’ Fortunately, this is Max’s turn to shine as, in a Solomonic turn, he takes that sword from the box and simply hacks the thing in half.” –cheech wizard
“‘Police? There’s a car parked on the street here.’ ‘In your suburban neighborhood? We’ll be right there.’ ‘I think there’s a dead guy in it.’ ‘So, no rush then. By the way, how do you know he’s dead?’ ‘I’ve seen a lot of still life paintings at the art museum.’” –But What Do I Know?
“What I take from today’s Slylock Fox is that investing in an original panel from Bob Weber Jr.’s Moose and Molly will set my descents up for generations, as this fine art becomes recognized as a masterpiece. It’s just a shame they didn’t include an address or QR where I could order me one!” –Handsome Harry Backstayge, Idol of a Million Other Women
“I’m assuming the man in the last panel is all of us, just waiting to see the dead body. Should I be putting on a three-piece suit to read Dick Tracy? Suddenly it feels like I have to.” –pugfuggly
“They’ve found the one thing that brings them both mutual joy: getting absolutely blasted and fucking with an insurance agent. Good for them.” –Remy
“But enough about disconnection syndrome. Let’s talk about macrocephaly, which seems to be a slightly more pressing concern for you.” –Voshkod
“Take a good look at Snuffy Smith. Imagine smelling him. What do you think ‘embarrassment’ could mean to such a person?” –Handsome Harry Backstayge, Idol of a Million Other Women
“So, ‘Whom do I have to kill to get a day off around here’ is narrowed down to just the boss.” –Peanut Gallery
“Look, Phantom Daughter … I know you’re really trying hard to get your brother laid … which is a sentence I never thought I’d type and never want to again, but what you’re describing is a psychotic break or severe depression with suicidal thoughts or possibly generic comic strip mental disorder that ends with Kadia putting on a weird costume, doing themed robberies, and periodically trying to kill your family. Maybe just make a profile for the guy on a dating site.” –Old Man Shadow
“My Thai may have a delightful array of splatter worthy liquids as a major selling point, but one of these days, they’re going lose out to Pho Saigon where condiments include fish sauce and table chilies and you can just stick your SuperSoaker’s intake into your bowl and have at the entire dining room.” –richardf8
“The creative team went with Wimbledon because they couldn’t think of any major tennis tournaments in the U.S. But they’re Open to suggestions.” –Dr. Larry Erhardt
“Ordinarily you wouldn’t plant a tree just three feet away from your house but Crankshaft knows he’ll be dead soon, long before it becomes somebody else’s problem.” –Rex Thrillho, on BlueSky
“Lady, I know the Westons have all the warmth and appeal of slugs, but that doesn’t mean you can kill Dawn by spilling sodium on her. Wilbur may have survived multiple cruise ship disasters, but Dawn survived one herself. Their DNA is unfortunately made of stronger stuff.” –Lauralot
“I kind of admire Belle’s hustle. Sure, she wants to kill her, but why stop there? Let’s inconvenience her in a million small ways first!” –Jobrill
“Billy, when the expression on Jeffy’s face says ‘What a dumbass,’ ya dun goofed.” –matt w
“Sarge tries to protect his historical legacy by making sure his name doesn’t come up during questioning of the most incompetent POWs in history.” –Hibbleton
“Hi reads golf magazines to fall asleep because he finds golf just as boring as the rest of us do.” –Lawyerbob
“Ah, I’ve finally figured out what’s going on. Gil’s dead and what we’re seeing is a slide show being presented by Marty Moon, who’s delivering his eulogy. Coach Gerads has been warned against heckling.” –Cleveland Mocks
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32 replies to “Metapost: It’s Friday, time for the [bursts into song] comment of the WEEEEEEK”
Congrats on the CotW, Guts Dozier!
Thanks Josh, and thanks Scratchy, and Voshkudos to Guts Dozier, richardf8, Dr. Larry Erhardt, and Lauralot.
All quiet on the western front.
Yay!
My first COTW since 2014 (remember in Apartment 3G when Tommie had a deer?).
Thanks to Josh, and all the other funny people who comment here.
@Guts Dozier: Jesus, that was 10 years ago….!
Congrats, I genuinely lol’d.
I’m happy to have made the float! Now just let me grab my SuperSoaker and . . . PHO TAI! PHO TAI FOR EVERYONE!!!
Wilburp and Belle sing, “Take a peek! Take a peek! Its your comment of the week! /Watch Dawn and her poppy/as an eater she’s kinda sloppy.” as the Kikkoman™ sauce comes to life and spills itself on Dawn.
Congrats to Guts Dozier, everyone on the float, and the scratchies when they’re up! Broon Croons to Handsome Harry Backstayge, Voshkod and matt w!
@Guts Dozier: Guts, for us it was worth the wait!
@Guts Dozier:
My first COTW since 2014 (remember in Apartment 3G when Tommie had a deer?).
BLEAT!
Congratulations to the gutsier brother of Brian Dozier and everyone else. Here are the Scrotes:
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
MKay
March 29th, 2025 at 4:48 am Reply
9CL: The only people who would attend these concerts are those who think that porn isn’t porn without classical music.
BigTed
March 29th, 2025 at 4:38 am Reply
Mary Worth:
Dawn: “Say, I’m starting to think maybe my dad’s some kind of sex creep.”
Us: “Oh, you just figured that out, huh? Maybe you should have been reading your own comic strip for the past decade or so.”
taig
March 29th, 2025 at 8:46 am Reply
MW: Here’s a thought: Wilbur and Belle should perform a duet at karaoke and then make out in the middle of the song. It’s brilliant, and I don’t know why no one has thought of this before.
Hibbleton
March 29th, 2025 at 4:47 am Reply
FC: Not a bad joke but if Adult Jeff is going to go through the trouble of updating the panels anyway; adding an exclamation point before the question mark as Jeffy points to the pastor’s cyber truck, would have really sold it.
Bob Tice
March 29th, 2025 at 4:31 am Reply
FC:
“Dad, that guy behind you has a worse toupee than Carl Perkins of blessed memory had!”
pugfuggly
March 29th, 2025 at 4:59 am Reply
FC: The star of this panel has to be the man in green, one pew back, doing a straight-on The Office-style aside glance, just letting us know he’s never been happier with his decision not to have children.
I’m Not Cthulhu, But I Play Him On TV
March 29th, 2025 at 8:40 am Reply
The Family Circus: [Pastor, sotto voce from front of church] He’s going to pay my salary, kid, get your own racket!
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
2+2=7
March 29th, 2025 at 5:05 am Reply
LUANN: What I love about this is that TJ is essentially giving the same “advice” he gave Luann when she was worried about doing it her “no-no spot” getting all tingly. And a good thing too, because the last thing you want in a desire to get pregnant is the temptation to engage in sexual activity of any kind!
TheDiva
March 29th, 2025 at 7:48 am Reply
Luann: Like many women indoctrinated into a heteronormative mindset, Toni believes she needs to have children but deep down doesn’t particularly want to have them. Or at the very least, she doesn’t want to conceive them with Brad.
pugfuggly
March 30th, 2025 at 5:30 am Reply
MW: I’m liking how this story is going zero-to-sixty instead of the usual slow burn we get. At this rate, Mary is going to be intervening in an armed hostage situation at the karaoke bar within a week!
Banana Jr. 6000
March 30th, 2025 at 5:39 am Reply
MW: Heh-heh. He said “do it.” Heh-heh.
Cleveland Mocks
March 30th, 2025 at 6:05 am Reply
MW: It will be fun when Wilbur takes Belle to meet Mary, and Belle spits out her bite of muffin and growls, “What is this shit?”
Needless Exposition
March 30th, 2025 at 6:15 am Reply
I love how we’re supposed to regard Belle as some sort of Single White Female style psychopath but between her trailer park Kate Gosselin looks and the fact that Wilbur and Dawn deserve whatever comes to them, she comes across as more amusing than anything.
The Rambling Otter
March 30th, 2025 at 6:22 am Reply
Granted, when I scrolled down, the very first panel I saw was “We’ll just include a third person” and my mind went to horror. (Although, I had no idea Dawn was even there when I saw that panel and actually thought that he was talking to Belle, which is still horrifying in every aspect)
Handsome Harry Backstayge, Idol of a Million Other Women
March 30th, 2025 at 6:23 am Reply
Mary Worth: I’ve changed my mind: now I’m thinking Crazy Belle, with her talent with a felt-tip, actually drew those lipstick kisses we saw all over Wilbur’s face all week. He’d giggle and put up with it thinking it was sure to lead to sex. He didn’t get laid, but then, he didn’t get a permanent marker Hitler moustache, either, so that’s pretty good.
cheech wizard
March 30th, 2025 at 5:38 am Reply
MW – So Wilbur has been having sex with a crazy woman? At least we know it was good sex.
RMMD – Wow! What happened here? Carbon monoxide poisoning from his idling engine? A suicide, triggered by obsessive thoughts that Summer and whatshisname were having sex in there? Best case scenario: Summer slipped out during the night and just plain offed the guy. Bad mom Summer was always the best Summer anyway..
Joe Blevins
March 30th, 2025 at 6:38 am Reply
RMMD: “Police? There’s a car parked on the street here … and I think there’s a dead guy in it. (pause) Yeah, in retrospect, it is kinda weird that I led with the car-parking part and not the dead guy part. What can I say? I’m a big believer in local parking ordinances. They’re the only thing keeping us from devolving into chaos, officer.”
I speak Jive
March 30th, 2025 at 8:28 am Reply
Rex Morgan – Credit where it’s due: I did not see that coming.
My understanding is that if Stalker can’t be revived, the responders would call the coroner. For some reason, the coroner will be unavailable, and they’ll call Rex instead. He’ll have to do a quick Google search on “how to tell if someone is dead.” “Hmm – take his pulse? Listen for heartbeat? Where is the heart again?”
cheech wizard
March 30th, 2025 at 7:03 am Reply
RMMD – Dude calls the cops but he keeps having trouble trying to pronounce Magnolia St., which is where Summer lives, so he finally just tells them he’ll drag the motherfucker over to Oak.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
I’m Not Cthulhu, But I Play Him On TV
March 31st, 2025 at 5:21 am Reply
Hagar the Horrible: Seven thousand years of recorded human history, and we have arrived at Lucky Eddie flashing the mermaids. Well, it’s been good to know you all, sorry it had to end this way, Hello future archaeologists, etc.
Vice President John Adams
March 31st, 2025 at 4:34 am Reply
Cartoon nudity aside, I’m just excited that Hagar and his fellow Vikings have found themselves on a deserted tropical island, because that must mean the trade winds have sent them on a Kon-Tiki type voyage thousands of miles from home, fated to live out their few remaining days in this unfamiliar and achingly hot hellscape. Skol!
Hibbleton
March 31st, 2025 at 4:41 am Reply
HtH: No worries. Lucky Eddie is wearing a funnel similar to his hat over his privates.
nescio
March 31st, 2025 at 5:25 am Reply
HtH: You can see the ocean between Lucky Eddie’s legs, and, uh, there’s nothing dangling down from his crotch. Maybe he has more in common with the mermaid than we suspected (i.e. lack of external genitalia).
Tabby Lavalamp
March 31st, 2025 at 6:03 am Reply
Lucky Eddie’s ass is there to distract us from the sun having a nipple.
Dennis Jimenez
March 31st, 2025 at 7:52 am Reply
HtH – I thought the Norsemen were famous for their full frontal assaults….
pugfuggly
March 31st, 2025 at 5:41 am Reply
DT: I’m assuming the man in the last panel is all of us, just waiting to see the dead body. Should I be putting on a three-piece suit to read Dick Tracy? Suddenly it feels like I have to.
Ettorre
March 31st, 2025 at 6:05 am Reply
Tracy must respect this dentist. “I am happy to look at the body” is something you should only say about a living woman or a dead man
Schroduck
March 31st, 2025 at 4:37 am Reply
DT: Trick question: everyone in the Dick Tracy universe is happy – even delighted, ecstatic, sexually aroused – to look at dead bodies.
Lockhorns: That’s the sign read backwards through the window, so they’re actually called REDIVORP EGAREVOC TELTUO. I’d rank that as “mildly humorous”.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Guy Nerdlinger
March 31st, 2025 at 7:19 am Reply
MW So Wilbur ordered a salad, Dawn got a plate of something with big red peppers and Crazy Lady is chowing down on…corks? I guess I haven’t been to a Thai place in a while..
MKay
March 31st, 2025 at 4:41 am Reply
MW: Wilbur is the only one with something green on his plate? I’m only able to suspend disbelief so far.
Also, I REALLY want Belle to scream at Dawn for dribbling pad thai into her decolletage.
GT: That second A is for “Anonymous,” Marty, not “Advertising.” I mean, do you REALLY think that guy’s mother named him “Clam?”
Guts Dozier
March 31st, 2025 at 4:46 am Reply
GT: “No, I don’t mean your face is familiar from the radio, you nitwit. I recognize you as the man who threw up on my dog the other day.”
Lauralot
March 31st, 2025 at 5:22 am Reply
GT: So Marty Moon goes to Alcoholics Anonymous on Mondays. “Monday” derives from “Moon’s Day,” so it makes sense that Werewolves Anonymous would meet later in the week.
Philip
March 31st, 2025 at 5:28 am Reply
Luann – Those amusement park rides sound like something you’d ride in a state that has banned abortion, not ones you’d ride if you want a successful pregnancy.
Tonio
March 31st, 2025 at 5:44 am Reply
Luann: Toni has been watching videos of women on slingshot rides, and after one go, her libido will be more aflame than Mary Worth’s desire for world domination.
The Rambling Otter
March 31st, 2025 at 7:23 am Reply
Luann: I had to read this several times, to figure out where they were.
-Tattoo Parlor?
-A cool chiropractor’s office?
Oh, a theme park. Somehow that’s the least interesting of the three.
Old School Allie Cat
March 31st, 2025 at 7:53 am Reply
Luann – Toni needs to take a ride on the Bustanut.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
taig
March 31st, 2025 at 6:26 am Reply
FC: “Oops, never mind. I’m OK now.”
Ukulele Ike
April 1st, 2025 at 5:23 am Reply
Luann: Bumper cars. Toni enjoys slamming Brad in the backside. No wonder they’re not pregnant.
Banana Jr. 6000
April 1st, 2025 at 5:05 am Reply
Luann: These two should get a room, and then not have sex in it.
Crankshaft: These two should put Ed in a home, and then not visit him there.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Hibbleton
April 1st, 2025 at 4:58 am Reply
RMMD: “Di…did you kill him? Because I’m so turned on right now.”
Drew Funk
April 1st, 2025 at 6:36 am Reply
Rex Morgan: So help me God, I’m actually interested in what’s going on in this strip for a change. It’s probably a bad sign for Auggie that even Summer’s first thought is “So, you definitely murdered him, right?” Do we get a murder mystery now? Is it a convoluted scheme in which Stalker Guy fakes his death via Friar Lawrence’s Sleeping Death Draught from Romeo and Juliet to frame Auggie? Can’t wait for tomorrow’s strip, when Rex recounts the events via phone call to Buck.
Artist formerly known as Ben
April 1st, 2025 at 1:39 pm Reply
RMMD: “Of course not! I mean, not unless that would be a turn-on for you. In which case give me a minute to think of how I might have done it.”
JP: Ah, Abbey’s reached the “too drunk to stand” part of her day, so I guess it’s about 10AM.
MW: Ah, see, Dawn is at a disadvantage here because how can she accuse Belle of hypocrisy? What, if anything, does Ms. Batsfrey actually believe in? And is this belief somehow violated by her putting randomly placed highlights in her hair or ingesting a terrifying amount of uppers?
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
MKay
April 3rd, 2025 at 4:40 am Reply
GT: I’m not much of a sports person. For what sport would you bring shotguns to a baseball diamond?
Pozzo
April 3rd, 2025 at 4:28 am Reply
MW: Now, if you’d just gone to the Bum Boat, none of this would have happened.
Hibbleton
April 3rd, 2025 at 4:37 am Reply
MW: Meanwhile, officials in Florida report that the ‘Orlando Liquidator’ has gone silent.
Noel
April 3rd, 2025 at 4:46 am Reply
I sincerely, sincerely hope that Belle is, in fact, actually planning on killing Dawn. It’s all I could want from this storyline.
Old School Allie Cat
April 3rd, 2025 at 5:45 am Reply
MW – Oh, Wilbur “Hos before
brosDawn” is a terrible choice here. We need you to keep it up, though. Question – how do you look in orange coveralls?Ukranazi Stepan
April 3rd, 2025 at 5:59 am Reply
Belle is probably the greatest character in Wary Morth since Fabiana, so I’m very excited to see just how Moy makes her as boring as Dr Ed the Vet.
taig
April 3rd, 2025 at 6:05 am Reply
MW: Oh no! Wilbur is going to find Dawn boiling in a pot, isn’t he?
astroboy
April 3rd, 2025 at 5:21 am Reply
MW: If either Dawn of Wilbur had a funcioning synapse, they would have done 2 minutes of research online and found that Batts Belfrey doesn’t “work” at “MegaCorp.” Rather, Batts is an “escapee” from “Mega Insane Asylum.”
Meanwhile, the rash of dismembered bodies that have been baffling Orlando homicide detectives has mysteriously abated.
Banana Jr. 6000
April 3rd, 2025 at 5:48 am Reply
@astroboy: The story made it clear that Belle is an escapee from Mega Insane Asylum. They just used the more common name, “Florida.”
Lauralot
April 3rd, 2025 at 4:52 am Reply
MW: Yesterday, Dawn got soy sauce spilled on the left boob. Today, she’s dabbing at the right.
This is what my life has come to. I’m sitting here thinking about Dawn Weston’s chest.
Liam
April 3rd, 2025 at 4:32 am Reply
MW-They left out a letter in what Dawn is thinking. The ‘c’ is missing.
FC-Alright, ‘9 Chickweed Lane’, the ball is in your court. Top this.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Banana Jr. 6000
April 3rd, 2025 at 4:42 am Reply
Luann: I just want to know what happens if you fart while riding the “Pulverizer.”
TheDiva
Luann: Weirdly, the one standard warning not on there is the very condition Toni is delaying as long as possible with this escapade.
RMMD: Augie’s the type of guy who will give a precise answer to “do you know how fast you were going?”
Bob Tice
April 4th, 2025 at 4:37 am Reply
GT:
“But some say he never really left. In fact, when Beth the Bartendress was fashioning a creation out of clay one day at a local potting studio, she felt Pops’ nurturing, protective, caressing presence behind her. And then, he wouldn’t let go, which was more than a little annoying.”
Doghouse Reilly (Minneapolis)
April 4th, 2025 at 4:37 am Reply
Unfortunately Coach Thorpe turned things around 360°. Yeet!
Hibbleton
April 4th, 2025 at 4:47 am Reply
GT: When my son played serious sports in high school, poor coaches were held in mild contempt to downright hatred by the players. What I’m saying is “Pops” was murdered.
Victor Von
April 4th, 2025 at 6:07 am Reply
The art in Gil Thorp has gotten weird. Is that Gil standing next to Pops or one of the Easter Island Moai? And why does he have a black pocket square embroidered on his windbreaker?
Peanut Gallery
April 4th, 2025 at 5:19 am Reply
GT – “Some say” is very useful when you want to blatantly lie, but with a fig leaf of plausible deniability! “Some say” Gil Thorp is a great comic strip!
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
ValdVin
April 4th, 2025 at 6:07 am Reply
BB: In such a case, Zero’s parents are odds-on favorites to get the note which begins We regret to inform….
Voshkod
April 4th, 2025 at 6:17 am Reply
@ValdVin: “We regret . . . no, too strong . . . We are sorry . . . no, too dishonest . . . We have a duty to inform . . . too formal . . . We’re happy to tell you that you can free up that spare bedroom . . . nailed it.”
Tabby Lavalamp
April 4th, 2025 at 5:55 am Reply
Lush forests? Huh, so they sent the soldiers of Camp Swampy to invade Canada. That would explain why we’re not a state yet.
***
The joke’s on Hi as he goes on to dream about balls, light beer, boner pills, and whatever else they probably advertise in golf magazines.
pugfuggly
April 4th, 2025 at 4:44 am Reply
H&L So….Hi just jerked himself off to a golf magazine, yeah? I’m sorry to just say it like that but we’re all thinking it right?
KMD
April 4th, 2025 at 6:32 am Reply
H&L: Lois has every right to be disgusted. We all see where Hi has his left hand. He’s pleasuring himself to the golf magazine–there’s probably more pics of Rory and Scottie Schefler than Paula Creamer in there–and can’t even bother to get out of bed to shave. That’ more than a one day growth people.
Needless Exposition
April 4th, 2025 at 4:35 am Reply
H&L: I think it would have been less annoying for Lois if Hi just read a Playboy.
MW: Dawn, you’re like twenty years old. You don’t have to go on your dad’s dates. And, Wilbur, you’re a dumbass. Not just because you think karaoke solves everything but because you’re really are a dumbass.
TheDiva
April 4th, 2025 at 5:41 am Reply
MW: Wilbur has the strange sensation of a) actually recognizing an uncomfortable situation and b) not being the direct cause of it.
Treetown
April 4th, 2025 at 6:23 am Reply
MW: As much as complaining about the strip is fun, have to give credit to the creators. They know that Wacky Adventures of Wilbur Weston is a major draw. Once again, we have an example of the Worldly Weston Wisdom at work, thinking karaoke can somehow fix things. The cattlemen and ranchers should protest – this is two arcs now where the villain is a steak lover. Nice people also like a good juicy thick slab of beef.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
matt w
April 4th, 2025 at 4:47 am Reply
FC: Billy, when the expression on Jeffy’s face says “What a dumbass,” ya dun goofed.
Schroduck
April 4th, 2025 at 4:56 am Reply
FC: More cleavage on display in today’s comic than in the previous century of Family Circus put together.
Little Guy
April 4th, 2025 at 6:44 am Reply
FC: Wait, when did Mary Worth become an operetta?
Banana Jr. 6000
April 4th, 2025 at 4:56 am Reply
Pluggers can’t send snail mail without screwing it up three times, even though they’re the only people who still send snail mail. Tomorrow’s Pluggers will show how they re-use all three wasted envelopes.
Arabella
April 4th, 2025 at 5:32 am Reply
Pluggers use pencils in case they make mistakes but then forget about the erasers.
TheDiva
April 4th, 2025 at 5:41 am Reply
Pluggers have never heard of erasers. Or comma splices.
CanuckDownSouth
April 4th, 2025 at 5:55 am Reply
Plugger Math: Do I have this right? You need 4 envelopes because you make mistakes on 2. You are not allowed to send the letter in the third envelope because you must correct each mistake before you’re done, wasting a fourth empty envelope.
Special Scrotal Awards to the Best No. 69 and Beyond of the Week
69. Cleveland Mocks
March 31st, 2025 at 6:35 am Reply
DT: Love the Dental Plaza logo, a tooth with a heart inside. The pear on the laptop in panel 3, not so much.
GT: I wonder about the preceding intervention that resulted in Marty seeking rehab. Did Gil, Beth, Coach Martinez, Coach Gerads, Peaches, and Matilda all threaten to punch him into next month if he doesn’t shape up. I like to think so.
Lockhorns: We want a funnier insurance company because, contrary to what those emu people think, *Doug* is not funny.
Special Scrotal Awards to the Best No. 69 and Beyond of the Week
69. Professor Well Actually
April 1st, 2025 at 7:05 am Reply
RMMD: I picture stalker dude cocking his impotent little fist and telling the Grim Reaper can’t make him go. GR responds by silently picking him up with one arm and walking away with him.
69. ectojazzmage
April 3rd, 2025 at 7:25 am Reply
Mary Worth: I’m not sure why yet but this plotline is giving me majorly creepy freudian vibes.
Crankshaft: Crankshaft has begun a new unholy ritual to create a soulless homunculus to serve as his child and servant. Unaware of her true nature and origins, Pam feels only an eerie sense of deja vu and confusion as she unwittingly observes the birth of her brother.
Thanks, Scratchy!
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Thanks for the mentions, Scratchy!
Congratulations to Guts Dozier and the rest of the folks on the float. Also to the scratchies, with thanks to Scratchy Scrotum LXIX for the mentions. Tips of the beret to pugfuggly, richardf8, and Hibbleton.
Thanks to our host, claps for the winners, and appreciation for the Scrote and my impromptu tag-teamer Voshkod.
Hurrah for the amusing-comment writers and choosers!
Congrats to Guts Dozier and the floaters!
@Guts Dozier:
Funny as Hell, dude. Arm bash!