Metapost: The comments, they’re a comin’
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Start your Friday off right with this week’s comment of the week!
“Nothing says ‘I’m interested in what you’re saying’ quite like ‘Oh yeah? How’s that going?’” –Handsome Harry Backstayge, Idol of a Million Other Women
The runners up are also funny and also available for you to enjoy!
“What would really have been funny in today’s Blondie is eight more panels of Dagwood mournfully scooting his chair back to his office under his own power.” –matt w
“Wilbur’s tryst was apparently with a lower crook from a Carmen Sandiego game. He’ll certainly find it memorable when he’s questioned by Interpol in connection to Belle Batsfrey’s theft of Mexico’s famous Temple of Kukulcan.” –Kevyn on Video
“Dawn and Wilbur console themselves over their recently-ended relationships with ‘Cookie Lov’ cookies, specially formulated for those who have failed to find human love and decided to settle for cookie love.” –Rita Lake
“The only megacorps in Orlando are Disney and pyramid schemes, both of which have a tendency to give out absurdly inflated job titles. ‘Sales director’ means she runs the soft pretzel stand in front of It’s A Small World, or she just bought into Amway.” –Banana Jr. 6000
“That fish is in a bowl. Why are they acting like it’s just arrived when it’s clearly been watching the whole time? We insult goldfish memory a lot, but maybe this is the upside — you immediately forget having watched your friends repeatedly shit on the carpet.” –Schroduck
“Pluggers only lower their cholesterol when it’s priced out of their reach.” –TheDiva
“Yeah, if there’s one thing that mixes with blood donations, its dancing! Maybe you could serve some cocktails as well, in a sauna!” –pugfuggly
“So that’s why we haven’t seen the chicken-headed woman in Pluggers for a while! I had no love for that wretched abomination, but she didn’t deserve to end up in the belly of the even more loathsome Shoe.” –KMD
“On the bright side, it’s easy for the Fuse staff to have impromptu planning meetings since they have no customers.” –Dr. Larry Erhardt
“Luckily, in Judge Parker two years is the same as roughly 18 hours, so she’ll be out in no time. Or forever. I forget.” –CIA Advisor to the Jungle Patrol
“I like that the doctor is TV handsome. I like to imagine he’s actually the protagonist in an early 2000s drama about a doctor who also has a blog, because that would have been high concept at the time, and the Lockhorns are the comedy-driven B-plot patients we see for like 10 minutes every other season.” –Dan
“In an attempt to recapture his pre-marriage youth, Leroy has been spending his evenings at hipster bars with very young adults. The joint pain comes from drinking way too many hard seltzers, as a high intake of carbonated beverages has been shown to reduce bone mineral density in older folks. But at least he’s been making new friends — most of whom think he’s the half-real-life, half-computer-animated Grumpy from the upcoming Snow White remake.” –BigTed
“Gertie isn’t happy unless she sees a driver on fire running out of a burning car.” –Liam
“As much fun as it would be to see a NASCAR driver run off the track, go to the parking lot, and drive back into the race in his personal 2017 Honda Civic, I’m pretty sure they only let you wreck the one car you started with, Gertie.” –Old Man Shadow
“‘Will you have to fight Mary to get it back?’ I can’t decide whether this is an incredibly poor grasp of Wilbur and Mary’s actual dynamic or an attempt to rid the world of Wilbur once and for all. ‘Go ahead and pick a fight with Mary, Dad! Anybody else who did would end up with their corpse baked into a casserole, but nothing can kill you, right? You shouldn’t even be ALIVE, but you ARE!’” –T Campbell
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31 replies to “Metapost: The comments, they’re a comin’”
Thanks, Josh.
Congrats to Handsome Harry and the other float riders, and thanks for the float ride!
Congratulations, Harry and the Floaters – and the Scroters:
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Schroduck
March 8th, 2025 at 4:47 am Reply
Blondie: It’s truly tragic that Beetle Bailey wouldn’t even give permission to use their iconic female character. Miss Buxley is too fancy for a tawdry crossover like this, but we’ll let you use everyone’s favourite small-breast-themed radar operator, Private Blips.
Guillermo el chiclero
March 8th, 2025 at 9:50 am Reply
Blondie: Buxley wasn’t invited because Blondie and Thel’s racks in such close proximity were already getting near to the point of achieving critical mass.
2+2=7
March 8th, 2025 at 5:30 am Reply
BLONDIE: Blondie: “The Woman’s Day event is going great!”
(PAN TO: Alice Mitchell and Private Blips)
Alice Mitchell: “So…your primary characteristic is having small breast? You go girl!”
bartorama
March 8th, 2025 at 8:39 am Reply
Blondie: Looks like Cathy’s gearing up for an “AACK!!!” when she bites into that sammy, Blondie will not be amused.
Hannah
March 8th, 2025 at 10:22 am Reply
Wonder Woman is right to look smug. She’s the only one there who’s still culturally relevant.
Young Mr Grace
March 8th, 2025 at 8:51 am Reply
Blonde: All those moms finally allowed a break from their ageless children? The missing third panel is just binge drinking at a level not seen since Animal House.
But What Do I Know?
March 8th, 2025 at 5:44 am Reply
Blondie — They didn’t invite Mary Worth cause they think she’s a b*tch, Edda because they think she’s a sl*t, and LuAnn because they think she’s a child.
I speak Jive
March 8th, 2025 at 8:22 am Reply
Blondie – Holier than thou Grandma sent her regrets. She doesn’t want to hang out with a bunch of harlots.
Hibbleton
March 8th, 2025 at 5:14 am Reply
MW:
“She’s a salesperson at Megacorp!”
“Daaad. What did you buy????”
“Nothing. I swear. (hides yacht keys behind back)”
Arabella
March 8th, 2025 at 9:54 am Reply
MW: Wilbur has agreed to be “friends” with a woman he’s “crazy” about? As a plot device, this is as unbelievable as Dawn’s never-mentioned-before contact lenses.
Banana Jr. 6000
March 8th, 2025 at 9:43 am Reply
Okay, Wilbur. You met a lady in Cancun and had a nice time. Good for you. You just called it a “vacation romance” and said you weren’t pursuing a long-distance relationship. So why are we still talking about this? What do you want, a trophy?
Horace Broon
March 8th, 2025 at 10:24 am Reply
MW: It’s easily done. You need to come up with a plausible fictional name for a megacorporation, and inspiration isn’t striking, so you just call it “Megacorp” as a placeholder, with the intent of coming back to it later. And then the deadline’s looming and you suddenly realise you didn’t come back to it later because, honestly, you don’t like thinking about Wilbur storylines any more than anyone else.
Cleveland Mocks
March 8th, 2025 at 5:36 am Reply
MW: Meanwhile, back at MegaCorp HQ, Belle tells her assistant, “Hey, I’ve lined up a pretty big fish out in California. Give him a call and a little sweet talk, and see how much you can wrangle out of him. It won’t be hard.”
TheDiva
March 8th, 2025 at 7:29 am Reply
MW: “Sales director at Megacorp in Orlando” is definitely Wilbur-speak for “I was busy stalking a face actress at a theme park when I should have been interviewing hurricane survivors.”
Myrtle
March 8th, 2025 at 7:32 am Reply
MW: DING DONG! *
* That is supposed to be the sound of the doorbell ringing, not a reference to Dawn and/or Wilbur being a ding-dong. But that might work, too.
ValdVin
March 8th, 2025 at 5:26 am Reply
ME: She agreed to be friends? Nothing more specified?? Wilbur’s realistic aims are sorta refreshing here.
RMMD: The docent looks way too cordial here. It’s a feint–he’s been waiting to use the taser on his hip ever since the riot at the Mapplethorpe exhibition.
Lauralot
March 8th, 2025 at 5:09 am Reply
RMMD: Does this guy have a fetish for being manhandled by security staff? I find that easier to believe than anyone being this obsessed with Summer.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Mikey
March 8th, 2025 at 5:19 am Reply
LUANN: Ah, they went to the classic ice cream parlor named, simply, Ice Cream. Now to go get some tasty grub at Food, and then to catch an action flick at Movie.
jnoble
March 8th, 2025 at 5:32 am Reply
Luann: Was that intentional innuendo? Given that this character has never and will never get laid probably not
Artist formerly known as Ben
March 8th, 2025 at 11:59 am Reply
Luann: The lack of a comma between “fit in more” and “Phil” makes this technically a double entendre, if anyone cares.
Sexy McSexerson
March 8th, 2025 at 4:15 pm Reply
Luann: Two days ago she was flummoxed by the implication of a mere kiss. Now at the end of the date she’s all hornt up and practically spreading her legs and pointing to her crotch while a neon arrow flashes, by virtue of this witty double-entendre about her flabby and capacious snatch and/or his likely pencil-dick.
Buck Ripsnort
March 8th, 2025 at 7:15 am Reply
*Dick Tracy* Do we non-ASL reading folks need an interpreter for whatever hand jive brown-suit guy is making?
Fuckwad GendlerSequiturMarch 8th, 2025 at 9:54 am Reply
The Family Circus Spanish to English.
“This is the way to hold a plum so you can squeeze it better and give it immense pleasure. At least it works when daddy-o does it to me.”
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Everything is Better with Monkeys
March 9th, 2025 at 4:41 am Reply
MW – Full credit to Moy for goingShakespearean, with Wibur taking the role of Polonius spouting what may seem to be good fatherly advice but is actually just parroted weasel words. I will forgive all if Wilbur ends his days bleeding out behind a tapestry in Mary’s bedroom and Dawn is found face down in Charterstone’s retention pond.
Dennis Jimenez
March 9th, 2025 at 5:15 am Reply
MW – You can close your eyes to reality, but you still have dog shit on your shoe….
Banana Jr. 6000
March 9th, 2025 at 6:33 am Reply
The only Megacorps in Orlando are Disney and pyramid schemes. Both of which have a tendency to give out absurdly inflated job titles. “Sales director” means she runs the soft pretzel stand in front of It’s A Small World, or she just bought into Amway.
Horace Broon
March 9th, 2025 at 9:23 am Reply
MW: My “favourite” part of this is when Dawn tries to bring up the Saga of Dirkhead, and Wilbur doesn’t ask for details and just tells her to forget the bad parts. I’m often critical of Mary’s advice, but she really is the best option these people have, isn’t she?
ValdVin
March 9th, 2025 at 6:29 am Reply
MW borrows Belle Batsfrey from the neverending list of Slylock Fox miscreants.
(I’m available for every the comic crossover you
alwaysnever wanted.)Cleveland Mocks
March 9th, 2025 at 9:07 am Reply
MW: “Belle Batsfrey? That’s the name she gave you, Dad? Belle frickin’ Batsfrey??? Heh heh heh. Ha ha ha ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You ain’t ever hearing from her again. Belle Batsfrey. That is so awesome!”
I speak Jive
March 9th, 2025 at 9:01 am Reply
Mary Worth – After seeing Karen Moy’s version of abusive relationships, I can’t wait to see what she does with batshit crazy.
seismic-2
March 9th, 2025 at 7:26 am Reply
MW: “Actually, ‘Belle’ is her middle name. Her first name is ‘Liberty’, and she’s sort of cracked.”
Needless Exposition
March 9th, 2025 at 7:50 am Reply
MW: You just know that Wilbur is congratulating himself for successfully fooling his daughter into thinking that they’re both still creatures worthy of love when in reality they’re both so repulsive that they make blobfish cuddly.
Ettorre
March 9th, 2025 at 7:32 am Reply
Mary Worth gets political! Normally, Wilbur would have a “girlfriend from Canada”, but now circulation across borders is slowed down due to tariffs, so he had to switch to a more expensive and lower quality model from Florida
nescio
March 9th, 2025 at 7:22 am Reply
MW: “Dawn, keep only good memories from past relationships, and forget the rest!”
“Who are you?”
Hibbleton
March 10th, 2025 at 4:52 am Reply
Heathcliff world dogcatchers in social settings wear cat embroidered, flesh colored cummerbunds over their intergluteal clefts to reaffirm their brotherhood.
Twinkles the Elf
March 10th, 2025 at 4:34 am Reply
That dogcatcher has no buttcrack. A fact of no significance, yet one can’t help noting it.
Just John
March 10th, 2025 at 11:28 am Reply
@Twinkles the Elf:
Ray: Everything was fine until buttcrackless here shut off the containment grid.
Mayor: Is that true?
Peter: Yes it’s true—that man has no buttcrack.
Guts Dozier
March 10th, 2025 at 5:02 am Reply
In addition to helmets, we can now add “tramp stamps” to the list of unconventional media in the Heathcliff universe.
And we can add “lime green” to the list of unconventional shoe colours.
I’m Not Cthulhu, But I Play Him On TV
March 10th, 2025 at 5:19 am Reply
Heathcliff: Being from Wisconsin, and being from a place often mentioned as one of the drunkest cities in the nation, and having a son who works in a bar, I can tell you exactly why the dogcatchers have Heathcliff tramp stamps. It’s an excuse to play pickleball.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Bob Tice
March 10th, 2025 at 4:47 am Reply
RMMD:
The anagram of “Lance Telko” is “tackle Elon.” Coincidence? — I think not.
Needless Exposition
March 10th, 2025 at 4:48 am Reply
MW: “I extorted free trips to Florida and Cancun all on the newspaper’s dime! I’m proud of my work!”
I have a friend who is struggling to pay rent and for their car but this fictional schlub gets to go on expensive trips and cruises and lives in a fancy condo. I hope Karen Moy chokes on an omelette.
astroboy
March 10th, 2025 at 6:43 am Reply
MW: Mary is sooo close to permanently obtaining a public forum for her meddlesome musings, she can taste it. Well, “public” technically. It’s dead media, but nobody has to tell the cognitively impaired old bat.
Hibbleton
March 10th, 2025 at 5:44 am Reply
DtM: Strange dialogue today. Sounds like Dennis is a Make-A-Wish kid whose last request is to play tug-o-war with Mr Wilson…and George really resents it.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Ukulele Ike
March 10th, 2025 at 7:37 am Reply
JP: Randy thinks “Illinois” is a farm upstate where Ann can run and play all day.
TheDiva
March 10th, 2025 at 6:30 am Reply
JP: Man, imagine using your one phone call to contact Randy Parker…
Pluggers only lower their cholesterol when it’s priced out of their reach.
Ettorre
March 10th, 2025 at 9:20 am Reply
“Gene J. Jones from Indiana, Pennsylvania” is the Twitter Bio of an American patriot who is just concerned about US overreach in the Ukraine and the risk of WWIII
Dennis Jimenez
March 10th, 2025 at 6:32 am Reply
Pluggers – A Plugger complains about the price of everything. Oh, and PBR – tops Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, in their book….
White Rabbit
March 10th, 2025 at 7:28 am Reply
SF: We know who almost stole the pic-a-nic basket. Yogi Bear. It’s always Yogi Bear. The question is, why is Wanda trying to frame Dora Duck up for attempted robbery? Weasels love sucking duck eggs, and Dora wouldn’t part with even one for Wanda, so Wanda is getting her revenge.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Sid, Agent to the Animal Stars!
March 10th, 2025 at 7:31 am Reply
MT: Be sure to catch the Flying Foreground Fish in Mark Trail today!! I think they can give the Doves o’ Love a run for the money!
Cleveland Mocks
March 10th, 2025 at 7:56 am Reply
GT: Coach Gerads goes all John McEnroe on the ref, but he just doesn’t have the chops to pull it off.
pugfuggly
March 11th, 2025 at 4:58 am Reply
RwO: “…by which I mean his penis.”
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Dan
March 11th, 2025 at 4:59 am Reply
MW: Wilbur once lost his job as the writer of “Ask Wendy”, and it sent him into one of his signature tailspins. But now that he has a loosely associated romance with this “Belle Batsfrey”, I’m sure that everything will work out for Wilbur this time!
*two weeks later*
(Everything has not worked out for Wilbur this time.)
matt w
March 11th, 2025 at 4:44 am Reply
Wilbur said he didn’t ask for the job but won it in a contest, but isn’t entering a contest whose prize is a job asking for the job? For that matter, isn’t a contest where people submit sample advice to a newspaper and the newspaper gives the best one an advice columnist job is also known as a “job search”? What I’m saying is, Wilbur used to be a lot worse at coming up with cover stories for his drug-running empire.
I’m Not Cthulhu, But I Play Him On TV
March 11th, 2025 at 5:11 am Reply
Mary Worth: “Daily soap opera comic strip writer” for “newspaper advice columnist” is pretty much a 1:1 substitution here. Who is Karen Moy, and how do we know she doesn’t have her elderly busybody neighbor filling in for her on the regular?
I speak Jive
March 11th, 2025 at 8:36 am Reply
Mary Worth – What was the newspaper looking for with the contest to find an advice columnist? I can’t believe that Wilbur has the training or empathy to help people with their problems, and all Mary does is regurgitate a string of smug platitudes.
2+2=7
March 11th, 2025 at 6:43 am Reply
@Tabby Lavalamp:
Shhh! Nobody tell Mary that laptops are portable and Wilbur can write his column anywhere!
Wilbur: “Give me a break! It takes time to stalk a one-night-stand all the way on the other side of the coast and…oops did I say that part out loud?”
TheDiva
March 11th, 2025 at 6:32 am Reply
MW: I’m not normally one to advocate for the use of AI in creative fields, but really, what can Mary and/or Wilbur do that ChatGPT can’t?
Banana Jr. 6000
March 11th, 2025 at 8:20 am Reply
@TheDiva: what can Mary and/or Wilbur do that ChatGPT can’t?
What can Karen Moy do that ChatGPT can’t?
Needless Exposition
March 11th, 2025 at 10:25 am Reply
MW: Ah, yes, because lounging around and making up imaginary romances to impress your teenage daughter is just so exhausting that you don’t have the energy to sit on your ass and make up platitudes. Just give Mary the damn column already. It’ll momentarily satisfy her meddling and you can get back to stalking your exes and extorting meals out of the unlucky women who you swiped right on.
ectojazzmage
March 11th, 2025 at 8:30 am Reply
Mary Worth: Its so on-point for this comic that an arc about a woman being a victim of domestic abuse was ultimately just the lead-in to a story about Wilbur getting laid and lavished with praise.
Myrtle
March 11th, 2025 at 10:17 am Reply
RMMD: “I’m sorry, ma’am. Without any specific threats, we’re unable to take any action against the guy. His behavior so far is only at the ‘endearing quirks’ level.”
pugfuggly
March 11th, 2025 at 4:58 am Reply
Shoe: So if I’m understanding this right, Shoe stayed with his girlfriend because she threatened to kill, dismember and eat him, smothered in a cream sauce? Fair…
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
I speak Jive
March 12th, 2025 at 9:19 am Reply
FC – Formal first name – Mom’s mad. Formal first name and middle name – You’re in deep shit. Formal first name, middle name, and last name – write your will.
Dan
March 12th, 2025 at 4:38 am Reply
JP: The best part of this arc has been Judge Randy’s increasingly flabbergasted reactions every time a basic legal concept comes up: “You can be charged with different crimes… in different places?!?!?” I assume him growing up with no legal consequences for anyone around him meant he figured a judge’s job was to hand money to the richest person in the room.
Hibbleton
March 12th, 2025 at 4:38 am Reply
JP: “And one of those crucial names was April. Uh, gotta go. Bye!”
Guts Dozier
March 12th, 2025 at 4:52 am Reply
Why is Randy holding his phone so daintily, using only the tips of his fingers?
Was he in the middle of eating a messy meal? Were his palms sweating in anticipation of this call? Did he leave his phone plugged in too long and now the battery got really hot?
A Grave Mind
March 12th, 2025 at 4:52 am Reply
The way Judge Parker time syncs with real world time, he’s right to be apoplectic. The Sun will have consumed the Earth by the time she’s released!
BeckoningChasm
March 13th, 2025 at 4:35 am Reply
Rex Morgan MD: Isn’t it about time for the stalker guy to show up at the police station?
Liam
March 13th, 2025 at 4:36 am Reply
RMMD-“The law is designed not to help you,” Chief Wiggum.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
MKay
March 13th, 2025 at 4:46 am Reply
MW: Wilbur is dying to go all TMI with his own daughter. Fortunately, said daughter is too dense to pick up on it.
Mary’s Ex
March 13th, 2025 at 4:38 am Reply
I assume Wilbur’s on a diet of some kind. It would be impossible for him to eat holding his fork like that.
Hibbleton
March 13th, 2025 at 4:53 am Reply
@Mary’s Ex:
I assume Wilbur’s on a diet of some kind. It would be impossible for him to eat holding his fork like that.
It only works if he’s feeding Dawn..and she’s feeding him. Hmm, suddenly her not being able to feed herself without making a mess makes sense.
Ukranazi Stepan
March 13th, 2025 at 4:54 am Reply
So when does Belle turn up at Weelbur’s door? You know she’s coming (because she wants to be coming).
Ettorre
March 13th, 2025 at 4:59 am Reply
“We’ve been messaging each other online. We keep it light and friendly. I mean, you cannot type treatises with just your left hand”
Midtown
March 13th, 2025 at 4:57 am Reply
MW: Do kids these days have any idea of what a “pen pal” is? Do they think it’s an influencer who posts from prison?
miranda
March 13th, 2025 at 6:03 am Reply
MW: Maybe Wilbur has a “Pencil Pal,” like Charlie Brown.
Fred Astaire’s Face
March 13th, 2025 at 6:08 am Reply
@miranda:
Well, we know he has a pencil dick.
Hibbleton
March 13th, 2025 at 5:37 am Reply
FC: Dolly continues; “Billy says it’s ’cause Barfy was humping PJ. What’s an STD?”
Lauralot
March 14th, 2025 at 6:11 am Reply
MW: It’s been several weeks by this point. What exactly is Wilbur doing that’s so important he can’t manage the advice column he’s being paid to write? Are he and Belle sexting 24/7? Excuse me, I have to go gouge out my eyes.
MKay
March 14th, 2025 at 4:49 am Reply
MW: Belle has children. She’s so obsessed with her “important” job at Megacorp, interspersed with the occasional booty call, that they have long since cut off contact.
T Campbell
March 14th, 2025 at 4:46 am Reply
“Will you have to fight Mary to get it back?” I can’t decide whether this is an incredibly poor grasp of Wilbur and Mary’s actual dynamic or an attempt to rid the world of Wilbur once and for all. “Go ahead and pick a fight with Mary, Dad! Anybody else who did would end up with their corpse baked into a casserole, but nothing can kill you, right? You shouldn’t even be ALIVE, but you ARE!”
Vice President John Adams
March 14th, 2025 at 4:45 am Reply
“My fans can read my ‘Survivor Stories.’” His fans? Oh, good god. Wilbur has set up an OnlyFans, hasn’t he?
Little Blue Bicycle
March 14th, 2025 at 6:16 am Reply
@Vice President John Adams: Wilbur has an Instagram account where he teases his fans with his scanty outfits and simulated…no, I can’t go there without retching. Sorry.
Guts Dozier
March 14th, 2025 at 5:00 am Reply
Mary Worth: I have a hunch this take of romance is going to end up being a ‘survivor story’.
Dennis Jimenez
March 14th, 2025 at 4:48 am Reply
MW – Does Belle have children? Could we set up a play date….
Adios Amigos, DJ.
Special Scrotal Awards to the Best No. 69 and Beyond of the Week
69. Everybody Posts, Nobody Reads
March 8th, 2025 at 8:36 am Reply
DT: You know the Hindu myth about the world resting on the back of a giant turtle? And that turtle was resting on top of another turtle? And so on, and so on? What if, and hear me out now, it were nephews instead?
69. LTJpezcore1
March 9th, 2025 at 9:00 am Reply
MW: NOT TO PILE ON BUT….Belle Batsfrey? Really? REALLY?
69. Maude R. Fawker
March 10th, 2025 at 9:11 am Reply
Shoe: “Dear Editor, my son won’t eat fish.” “Offer him pussy. Everybody eats pussy.”
Special Scrotal Awards to the Best No. 69 and Beyond of the Week
69. Dennis Jimenez
March 11th, 2025 at 7:49 am Reply
MW – Oh dear – what will the dead-tree news consumers do without his Solomoronic wisdom….
Luann – Hot girl wants a rebrand – ordinarily hot girl gets what she wants. Not so in the Luanniverse….
Shoe – The bluebird of bereftment….
Adios Amigos, DJ.
Special Scrotal Awards to the Best No. 69 and Beyond of the Week
69. 2+2=7
March 12th, 2025 at 9:07 am Reply
REX MORGAN M.D.: Police: “Call us when Beardo stabs you or something. Then we might take action. Key word: might“
69. Anonymous
March 13th, 2025 at 8:32 am Reply
Hi and Lois finally introduces us to Ditto’s crackhead drug dealer friend.
Congrats to Handsome Harry and all my fellow nominees.
Congratulations, Harry! Thanks Scratchy.
Congrats all!! :3
I for one realized, that I think I forgot to post any jokes this week. Well, not any funny jokes. I was too busy commentating on… whatever.
I tend to talk about just “stuff” sometimes :3 and that’s okay, maybe I’ll be funny next week :-)
Thanks, Scratchy.
Thanks Josh, and thanks Scratchy, and Voshkudos to Handsome Harry Backstayge (Idol of a Million Other Women), Kevyn on Video, Banana Jr. 6000, and TheDiva.
Woke late, then the first web site I checked (Comics Curmudgeon, natch)! took.me to a January posting: something about some kind of brushfire in L.A., Josh apologizing to Tom Batuik about always being right about everything ever. So I didn’t know I’d been given the greatest honor of my week, month, year.
But I felt it. I felt it in my bones.
Sex Organ, V.D.:”You’re Frank Cannon, can’t you just shoot him?”
Congratulations and thank you to the funny people!
Congrats to Handsome Harry Backstayge, Idol of a Million Other Women for this week’s COtW!
And a shout-out of “Hey, thanks!” to
ScratchEmIfYaGotEmScratchy for the mention.I’m sure I speak for many when I say, thanks Scratchy! Kudos to the float riders and Handsome Harry, too.
Thanks to our host, the scrotes get applause, and I appreciate Scratchy noting my
hard workscribbles.I’m always glad to get a mention!
Baja, if you just happen to see this, hope you are well and happy.
Thanks, Scratchy!
And @ Poteet #27: Amen!
Congrats to all. I forgot to post this week in favor of protesting.
@Poteet: Ditto. Drop a line, Baja. You are missed (but not the nasty late-thread cuisine things…)!
Congratulations to Handsome Harry Backstayge, Idol of a Million Other Women and the other float folk. Also to the scratchie mentions, with thanks to Scratchy Scrotum LXIX. Tips of the beret to Banana Jr. 6000, pugfuggly, and Old Man Shadow.