Metapost: Junetastic COTW
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Let’s roll into summer with the comment … of the week!
“I assume this is the same hardware store where Hi buys his hair fixatives.” –Joe Blevins
And the very funny runners up!
“God uses Excel to handle reams of complex data? That tracks. Strong Boomer energy. But what I want to know is what version of Excel he’s using. Are macros enabled? (Of course they are. Boomer energy.) With the right information, we can commit specific sins to serve as a data injection attack, wiping out God’s ledger and redeeming all our past transgressions.” –Nevin, on Patreon
“If you’re going to have an existential crisis, I suppose it’s better to do it while spending the day riding horses at your gorgeous family ranch, and not, say, while waiting tables, or digging ditches, or coding backgrounds for an addictive phone game while counting the hours until AI takes your job. Oh, wait, they had to bring the horses from the next ranch over? Never mind, their lives suck too!” –BigTed
“With no prior knowledge of this strip, I can only assume it takes place in some dystopian future where the entire concept of fictional entertainment is an obscure novelty, and where any form of verbal dissent is harshly punished. Hearing his friend use the word ‘unneat’ is enough to make Skip perspire in terror.” –Guts Dozier
“What Wilbur and Dawn don’t know is that Mary has been feeding them small doses of poison in her muffins and beige squares for years, in order to build up their immunity. It was to prevent them from committing suicide caused by her meddling (which is why she had to flee to Santa Royale to begin with). This is, of course, something she learned from watching The Princess Bride, another classic film neither Wilbur nor Dawn have ever watched.” –Philip
“This a nice change of pace from ‘Andy is a alcoholic’ to ‘Andy is clinically depressed.’” –Ettorre
“We did it! We caught the ball, even in the face of increasing Dutch angles!” –pugfuggly
“I like the guy with the black hair in the white button-down shirt. Everyone else is celebrating but he’s just mildly pleased, as if he’s the only one who remembers that this is just the end of another mediocre Milford soccer season and there’s no point getting all worked up about it.” –TheDiva
“How long do you think the writer spent reading Wikipedia articles about fish genitalia with increasing horror before settling on ‘suck fin?’” –Schroduck
“I actually did not know there was another Avatar movie coming out this year and I can’t imagine a worse way I could have learnt about it than this.” –Veronica
“Dennis takes his hand off the switchblade in his back pocket. This middle-aged fool just gave him the perfect opening for some finely crafted verbal menacing. ‘A bachelor,’ he exclaims. Checkmate.” –Tabby Lavalamp
“The Sideburns of Near-Fame have been passed to an heir! All hail the new King of shaggy mediocrity!” –Wilktoast
“The Mormon missionaries at the door don’t know what’s coming. I hope they’re prayed up and ready to confront the demoness inside.” –Daisy
“MELP MELP cries Sweetie. MUSTACHE HELP, GET MUSTACHE HELP. Sadly, like most therapy dogs, her advice will go unheeded.” –I’m Not Cthulhu, But I Play Him On TV
“I love the way Belle is staring right at that onomatopoeia box so it makes it look like she’s cursing directly at it. ‘MELP MELP’ is better, but the artwork gives ‘DING DONG’ the edge in today’s onomatopoeia wars.” –Astroboy
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38 replies to “Metapost: Junetastic COTW”
Way to go everyone. Another great week.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Cat
May 31st, 2025 at 4:37 am Reply
MW: We’re all in danger! Even Willa! We know where Wilbur’s concern lies. I mean he’s basically safe as long as he keeps bonking her.
Stacker
May 31st, 2025 at 5:15 am Reply
MW: I don’t understand the dashed dialogue balloons. Are they whispering or communicating telepathically? And aren’t you supposed to complete the paint by numbers picture before you frame it and hang it on the wall?
Horace Broon
May 31st, 2025 at 9:33 am Reply
MW: “Even Willa!” Wilbur hisses, just in case his daughter might be under the mistaken impression he’d finally started worrying about her safety. Don’t worry, Wilbur, she wasn’t!
Poteet
May 31st, 2025 at 1:16 pm Reply
MW: Defenestration. It’s a lot faster than booting Belle out via eviction, which is what you Westons are now facing. I’m quite certain, given your interests and leisurely schedules, that you two have watched JUDGE JUDY together, probably with popcorn. And yet you learned nothing. Boneheads.
Needless Exposition
May 31st, 2025 at 4:38 am Reply
MW: One might say that Wilbur is the stupider of the two since the only thing on his mind is his fish but Dawn is the one who’s depending on him to come up with a plan. Meanwhile, even with poor short term memory, Willa is still smarter than both of them combined.
RMMD: No wonder his name is Buck; he sure loves to…
ectojazzmage
May 31st, 2025 at 7:45 am Reply
Rex Morgan: Mary Worth did almost this exact plot last year with the Keith Saga. You know things are dire when you’re stealing plotline concepts from Mary fucking Worth.
Maude R. Fawker
May 31st, 2025 at 7:55 am Reply
@ectojazzmage: stealing plotline concepts from Mary fucking Worth.
Nobody’s fucking Mary Worth, least of all limpdick Dr. Jeff.
Oh wait, I misread. Never mind.
Baja Gaijin
May 31st, 2025 at 6:00 am Reply
@5 Needless Exposition: on Rex Morgan: “No wonder his name is Buck; he sure loves to…” Cluck? Duck? Pluck? I don’t know where you’re going with this.
Where’s Rocky?
May 31st, 2025 at 4:32 am Reply
RMMD. “Truck,” “Mama…”. We’re one more word away from winning “Roots country lyric BINGO.”
Weaselboy
May 31st, 2025 at 6:54 am Reply
RMMD – Wanda finds out about Truck’s son and ends the engagement. Smash cut to Rex, who asks “you mean there won’t be free cake?”
I’m Not Cthulhu, But I Play Him On TV
May 31st, 2025 at 8:52 am Reply
Rex Morgan, M.D.: I for one look forward to several weeks of Rex explaining the benefits of vasectomies to Truck in the blandest, most clinical terms designed to avoid mention of this “sex” thing Rex has vaguely heard of, and which makes him deeply, deeply uncomfortable.
Ken
May 31st, 2025 at 10:11 am Reply
RMMD: “Well, if mama was telling the truth” is a great way to cut off debate before it starts. What’s Truck supposed to say, “She’s a liar! There were four other men there that night!”
A Grave Mind
May 31st, 2025 at 1:29 pm Reply
Today, Truck learns that when the ejaculate emerges from the urethra, it’s called semen, and, oh yeah, makes babies sometimes. With that clueless-ass look on his face, he probably needs to be avoiding a lot more diners. Also the children of Roy Rogers, who will demand that shirt back.
Artist formerly known as Ben
May 31st, 2025 at 3:10 pm Reply
@A Grave Mind:
Also the children of Roy Rogers, who will demand that shirt back.
They already came after him for the stuffed Trigger. It wasn’t pretty.
Ukulele Ike
May 31st, 2025 at 3:14 pm Reply
@Artist formerly known as Ben: I’ll say. When Truck was broke, down and out, and sleeping in his car, he had to grind it up for hamburgers. I hope he at least invited them for lunch.
RMMD: Next week, we learn that Truck has a few dozen other kids running around town. The catering bill for that wedding is going to go through the roof.
“Here you come, mama, big as hell
I can tell what you were doin’ by the way you smell
So keep on Truckin’ mama
Truck those blues away.”
Hibbleton
May 31st, 2025 at 5:11 am Reply
RMMD:
“She said I am your father!?”
Actually, she said “that piece of shit is your father” buy why mince words.
Blondie: For a guy with a well-earned reputation as a listless loafer, Dagwood keeps the best manicured garden hedge I’ve ever seen.
Dennis Jimenez
May 31st, 2025 at 6:35 am Reply
Blondie – Lippman…I am and will always remain, team Titman….
Pozzo
May 31st, 2025 at 5:09 am Reply
“Googleman” — eh, nice try, but it’s no “Glambaster.”
pachoo
May 31st, 2025 at 2:21 pm Reply
I have to admit I’d have wanted to hear about the wedding too, because I’m curious if Lily kept her own last name. I have to imagine most of the Bumstead’s friends are pretty traditional given that they live in…I want to say the fifties but with social media?…but at the same time, you’d hate to waste that kind of alliteration.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
I speak Jive
May 31st, 2025 at 9:03 am Reply
FC – That looks somewhat like carrot cake, but no one has ever held a piece of cake on their hand like that. Dolly will get that cream cheese frosting all over her hand and end up smearing it all over everything. No wonder Thel drinks.
Emerson Willies-Bigguns
May 31st, 2025 at 11:58 am Reply
FC: And letting your brother plug you from behind will keep him from jacking off, which will also save his eyesight. Win Win!
Liam
May 31st, 2025 at 10:35 am Reply
Pluggers-Pluggers wake up to the constant disappointment that they haven’t died yet.
GarrisonSkunk
May 31st, 2025 at 1:14 pm Reply
Pluggers haven’t bothered keeping track of what day it is since “Must See TV Thursday” died with Seinfeld ending.
Dennis Jimenez
May 31st, 2025 at 6:35 am Reply
Pluggers – Any morning a Pluggers wakes up to find they didn’t shit the bed is a good morning….
Adios Amigos, DJ.
pugfuggly
June 1st, 2025 at 4:44 am Reply
JP: You know, if I were a syndicated daily cartoon writer, I would definitely keep a very vague, open-to-interpretation strip at the ready just in case I wanted a Sunday off. Just saying.
Bob Tice
June 1st, 2025 at 4:34 am Reply
JP:
With the depicted size of those airborne creatures even though they are way up above tree level, they must be winged Orcs.
Copperhead
June 1st, 2025 at 4:31 am Reply
I think Neddie needs a ride from Sultan, if ya know what I’m sayin’.
I’m Not Cthulhu, But I Play Him On TV
June 1st, 2025 at 7:03 am Reply
Judge Parker: I do miss the days of marijuana barons making deals with Hollywood smoothies, unearned financial rewards, and large, happy mammary glands.
Ukulele Ike
June 1st, 2025 at 9:35 am Reply
JP: “Well, generally we use the horse to ride to the whorehouse in town, but you do you.”
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
MKay
June 1st, 2025 at 4:59 am Reply
RMMD: “I came to see if you’re as big a bastard as Mom said. Oh, and I need a kidney, Pops.”
I speak Jive
June 1st, 2025 at 9:30 am Reply
Mary Worth – The quote for every Sunday strip of this story arc should be “Don’t stick your dick in crazy. – Unknown.”
Pickles – Mr. Jive does this with sports games. He deletes the recording without watching it when the Phillies lose by ten like they did yesterday.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
GarrisonSkunk
June 1st, 2025 at 9:58 am Reply
The Familiar Mucus: Isnt Bil a cartoonist in universe? Doesn’t he work from home? Cant he take a Hooters break any time he wants?
Knute from the Knarrows
June 2nd, 2025 at 4:31 am Reply
MW: Snaps to Belle for making an apron look like bdsm wear.
Voshkod
June 2nd, 2025 at 6:13 am Reply
And then she murdered them both. So, if there’s a morel to this story, children, it’s eat your mushrooms.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Pozzo
June 3rd, 2025 at 5:28 am Reply
GT: And yet the crowd in panel two is making no noise whatsoever. Couldn’t they have added a “CHEER” sound effect?
Myrtle
June 3rd, 2025 at 5:36 am Reply
RMMD: “Yessir, we better get ourselves on down to The DNA Lab, conveniently located next to the Morgan Clinic, and get this whole shebang straightened out! If you’re really my son, maybe you can help pay for the wedding.”
Arabella
June 3rd, 2025 at 6:23 am Reply
RMMD: Will this come down to whether Varla had blue eyes or brown? Rex can do an eye-color genetics lecture while they wait for the DNA results
Has anyone ever known a woman named Varla?
Alice Sweet of Norfolk
June 3rd, 2025 at 5:49 am Reply
FC – What HTT Grandma really said is, “I bet that trollop pawned her ring to pay for a bottle of gin since her breasts are sagging to the point that she can no longer get top-dollar for flashing them anymore.” And she likely added a “harumph” in there.
Liam
June 3rd, 2025 at 6:10 am Reply
FC-“You tell your Grandmother to take a lump of coal and make us a new diamond.”
Dr. Pill
June 3rd, 2025 at 10:58 am Reply
FC: Next the rugs will be pulled up and the floorboards pried loose until there’s no more floor over the basement. Thel finally will find the diamond in Jeffy’s pants cuff.
Guillermo el chiclero
June 3rd, 2025 at 12:47 pm Reply
FC: Suddenly, Jeffy sneezes and the mucus-coated missing diamond pops out of his nose.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Artist formerly known as Ben
June 3rd, 2025 at 1:00 pm Reply
Luann: Tears? Thank God! I thought it was a tattoo that meant Shannon had killed a kid during timeout.
MW: The exact point where Karen Moy just said “screw it” and decided to write the characters as a trio of grade schoolers in a treehouse.
Beau Nair
June 5th, 2025 at 6:37 am ReplyJune 5th, 2025 at 6:37 am Reply
Shoe: No, I’m a gynecologist.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Charterstoned
June 5th, 2025 at 4:34 am Reply
MW: “Let’s not do this the HARD WAY” was the last thing Wilbur heard before the spoon was jammed up his ass.
richardf8
June 5th, 2025 at 5:25 am Reply
MW – Finally! Mary is here to set Belle straight. She hustles her off to the kitchen for a long honest discussion of slow acting poisons, and drugs that make people docile. Belle walks away humiliated but grateful that she has more tools in her kit.
Liam
June 5th, 2025 at 4:32 am Reply
MW-Yes we know. You don’t have to tell us that Belle is a ding dong. We knew that from day one.
FC-“Does this mean Daddy is no longer our ‘real Daddy’?”
ValdVin
June 5th, 2025 at 5:41 am Reply
FC: “Dolly, I’m way more than not engaged to Daddy anymore. Legally speaking, we’re not even married, you little bastards.”
Hibbleton
June 5th, 2025 at 4:57 am Reply
FC: A little strange that a kid Dolly’s age can differentiate between the significance of a wedding vs engagement ring but perhaps she’s already been paired off with one of the neighbor’s kids. Child marriage is legal in Arizona.
DtM: “Geez. Even the kids know I’m pussy-whipped;” thinks the visitor.
Scratchy’s Scrotums of the Week
Ukranazi Stepan
June 5th, 2025 at 5:01 am Reply
Wrecks Moregone:
Meanwhile, music festival organiser:
“We’ll have to hire that Cody twerp again. The only other one available is a Mud somebody.”
Ettorre
June 5th, 2025 at 5:02 am Reply
“Well, son, I hope you are at least enjoying the great benefit of being a musician”
“The music?”
“Unprotected sex with drunk fans”
“What?!”
“Please, you know how you were born!”
Voshkod
June 5th, 2025 at 6:29 am Reply
Today’s specials at the diner, the Terry Beatty, six for $5.25.
Bob Tice
June 6th, 2025 at 4:49 am Reply
MW:
In today’s second panel, a peripatetic Wilbur busts a moob.
lynn
June 6th, 2025 at 4:56 am Reply
MW: I think it will be hilarious if, after all this, the mushroom stew turns out to be perfectly good, and Belle and Mary sit down and enjoy it together; Belle tells Mary how ungrateful the Westons are, and Mary advises her to move on, which she does. Wilbur realizes he passed up on True Love.
Anyway, thanks for one of the most hilarious panels in comics history.
LTJpezcore1
June 6th, 2025 at 5:30 am Reply
MW: **chef’s kiss** Today’s strip was better than I could have EVER imagined. Anger, cursing, chaos, both Westons showing that they don’t REALLY love each other that much, insomuch as neither would save the other from a homicidal maniac, and weird vegan mushroom glop that rivals some of Mary’s gloops.
The only thing we don’t have is any semblance of how to tell a story, but, I’m just picking nits here…
Banana Jr. 6000
June 6th, 2025 at 5:08 am Reply
MW: I hope it’s Harry Dinkle selling band candy, and Belle kills all three of them. With a spoon.
By the way, wouldn’t Belle be a lot more intimidating with a knife instead of a spoon? Or is this one of those lame censorship things like “unaliving” and “self-termination”?
Dmsilev
June 6th, 2025 at 6:00 am Reply
Given the frozen-in-amber nature of Santa Royale, there’s about to be a very very startled door-to-door encyclopedia salesman.
On the plus side, that sampler volume of the Britannica that he’s carrying will serve admirably as both a shield and a club.
TheDiva
June 6th, 2025 at 7:01 am Reply
MW: Like the hunter in the old joke, Dawn realizes that she doesn’t need to outrun Belle; she just needs to outrun her father. (Not that that’s a major accomplishment; Tammy Duckworth could outrun Wilbur Weston.)
Guts Dozier
June 6th, 2025 at 4:37 am Reply
GT: So, apparently Marty’s habit of referring to people by their full name including the title of their radio show isn’t limited to AA meetings.
Doctor Moreau (Not a Real Doctor)
June 6th, 2025 at 6:01 am Reply
The only way the second panel makes sense is if Marty Moon is cold-calling the local radio station and pitching his services as a brand-new sports commentator (hence the extensive facial surgery). I like to think he’s throwing out the names of personalities he’d like to replace. “It’s time for Madman Mike to move on from the Pre-Dawn Patrol! No? Well then isn’t Shake Stevens from Steak and Shake in the Afternoon ready to retire? No dice? Fine. What about Loudmouth Larry from the Loudmouth Larry and Crazy Sheri Morning Show?”
Old School Allie Cat
June 6th, 2025 at 6:12 am Reply
Rex Morgan – I thought the morning radio show construct only allowed for one of the team to have a funny moniker. Or neither. But never both.
Voshkod
June 6th, 2025 at 6:03 am Reply
“I need a favor. I’ve got a body in the trunk but I’ve blown a tire. You have a car with spacious cargo capacity and a tarp, right?”
Pozzo
June 6th, 2025 at 4:31 am Reply
GT: That’s not Marty — it’s Gabe Kaplan (or possibly Harry Reems).
pugfuggly
June 6th, 2025 at 5:07 am Reply
GT “And hey, don’t call me Marty anymore, call me “Magnum”. It’s a little thing I’m trying out.. ”
Tabby Lavalamp
June 6th, 2025 at 5:39 am Reply
I don’t like that it feels like Marty is cashing in on his new celebrity lookalike status and is going to try to sell grandparents on reverse mortgages now.
Hibbleton
June 6th, 2025 at 4:57 am Reply
GT: “Just one little drink to celebrate;” says Marty to himself as he breaks out his first place trophy decanter.
But What Do I Know?
June 6th, 2025 at 6:28 am Reply
GT — Highlighting the aesthetics of his bachelor pad, Marty prominently displays his “First Place” phallus. (Squints at screen) Oh. Nevermind..
Weaselboy
June 6th, 2025 at 4:41 am Reply
GT – Don’t cartoonists realize that kids read comic strips? How dare they show a man being melped by a dog!
Doghouse Reilly (Minneapolis)
June 6th, 2025 at 4:50 am Reply
GT: Is “Melp! Melp!” the new “Bleat! Bleat!”? Let’s hope not.
Victor Von
June 6th, 2025 at 5:49 am Reply
Gil Thorp: “Melp, melp?” That’s some advanced dog tongue onomatopoeia, my friend. What’s next? Football interceptions that go “whunk” instead of “catch?” It’s a slippery slope, and I don’t like it.
Dennis Jimenez
June 6th, 2025 at 4:39 am Reply
GT – Melp Melp means this is the best thing since my bung hole….
Adios Amigos, DJ.
Special Scrotal Awards to the Best No. 69 and Beyond of the Week
69. Guy Nerdlinger
June 1st, 2025 at 9:07 am Reply
JP: Would it make it any better if pretty horses were involved? Well, if the next strips showed these two riding down a trail, and then deciding they wanted go a little faster, so they start trotting, then they round a turn and there’s a big muddy patch in the trail, and then Neddy’s horse thinks “uh oh too scary for me!” and suddenly stops, and Neddy’s a little too far forward out of the saddle, and gets tossed over the horse’s head, and goes “ker-plop” right in the mud puddle, yeah, that would make it better.
69. Anonymous
June 4th, 2025 at 7:36 am Reply
Wizard of Id : curses “normally” (ie, by invoking the Lord) because people made fun of him when he actually invoked the dark beings he channels his magic from, telling him it made him sound like “a muppet version of Doctor Strange”.
69. cheech wizard
June 5th, 2025 at 6:52 am Reply
DtM – It’s kinda hard to read Dennis here. Is his vow of bachelorhood due to his distaste for Margaret, who has made it plain she envisions a marital future for the two of them? Or is it because he’s also friends with Gina and realizes there’s got to be plenty more like her out there in the sea? I’m betting on the latter.
DT: Which Lovejoy is this? The confused person in the penthouse or the conniving doppelganger.
MW: Now we have two mysteries – (1) how did Wilbur and Dawnie just know somehow not to touch their plates? (2) Whose at the door?
RMMD: DNA !
Thanks, Scratchy.
Congrats to Joe and the floaters and thanks, Scratchy!
Thanks to our host, claps for the named, and I appreciate the scrote from Scratchy.
Thanks Josh, and congrats to Joe B. and all the funny COTWs!
Thanks, Scratchy fucking Scrotum, and congrats to all the float fucking riders!
Congrats to Joe Blevins, everyone on the float and my fellow scratchies! Broon Croons to pugfuggly, Veronica, Needless Exposition, and pozzo!
Thanks Josh and Scratchy!
Way to go, Joe! Congrats! And ovations to the runners up! It’s been a fun week!
Thanks Scratchy.
Thanks for the mentions,Scratchy.:)
Thanks, Scratchy!
Thanks LXIX!
Congratulations to Joe Blevins and the rest of the float gang. Also to the Scratchies, with thanks to Scratchy Scrotum LXIX for the mentions. Will check in for Baja later. Tips of the beret to Philip, TheDiva, and Daisy.
Thank you, Scratchy. I genuinely needed that!
Congrats, funny people, and thanks, Scratchy!
I am grateful every Friday for the compiled hilarity found here. Thank you again to all those responsible.
Flattered as always, Josh! Thanks!
Shadow COTW Contenders
Where’s Rocky?
May 31st, 2025 at 4:32 am Reply
Rex Morgan: “Truck,” “Mama…”. We’re one more word away from winning “Roots country lyric BINGO.”
Bob Tice
May 31st, 2025 at 4:47 am Reply
Rex Morgan: “She what? Are you serious? How do you know this?”
“I got the premium comics subscription and read ahead in the story arc!”
Pozzo
May 31st, 2025 at 5:09 am Reply
Blondie: “Googleman” — eh, nice try, but it’s no “Glambaster.”
JamesBont
May 31st, 2025 at 7:10 am Reply
Mary Worth: “How do we get rid of an unwanted house guest?” asks guy that supposedly writes advice columns for a living.
Veronica!
June 1st, 2025 at 5:02 am Reply
Crock: Microsoft Office was invented by a group of Satan’s most evil minions, but they gave Heaven a sweet deal on licensing fees.
nescio
June 1st, 2025 at 5:05 am Reply
Crock: I was going to point out that the Big (or Little) Dipper has 7 stars, but I realized that I shouldn’t presume that that was what was depicted in Crock. The art is so shitty, it could be Orion, or Cassiopeia, or a chorus line, or the Mona Lisa.
Bob Tice
June 2nd, 2025 at 4:29 am Reply
Mary Worth: “And I…uh…had mushrooms already for lunch! — and that was preceded by my usual ‘breakfast of champignons‘ !”
Pozzo
June 2nd, 2025 at 5:08 am Reply
Andy Capp: Instead of popping a cap on our ass, they’re popping an ass on our Capp.
Greg Kuhn
June 2nd, 2025 at 8:04 am Reply
Today’s Andy Capp, brought to you by Sir Mix-a-Lot.
Hibbleton
June 3rd, 2025 at 5:01 am Reply
Mary Worth: The dialogue really does read like musical comedy. Although, I don’t know how well “Damn Westons” will play nationally.
Pozzo
June 3rd, 2025 at 5:28 am Reply
Gil Thorp: And yet the crowd in panel two is making no noise whatsoever. Couldn’t they have added a “CHEER” sound effect?
A Grave Mind
June 4th, 2025 at 4:46 am Reply
Thanks, Intelligent Life, for reminding us all of all those happy halcyon days when we cranked it to Smurfette. Which took place between “Never,” and “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
Everything Is Better With Monkeys
June 4th, 2025 at 4:54 am Reply
Mary Worth: All will be forgiven if tomorrow’s panel features Willa knocking out Bella with a lamp. It would make more sense than anything that has happened for a while.
Stacker
June 4th, 2025 at 10:04 am Reply
Mary Worth: Mary bursts into the room, basket of muffins under one arm, hurling with the other, finding their mark. The sound of a croquet ball against skull bone. The first stuns Belle. The second drops her to her knees, momentarily until the third lays her out on her back. “No long term visitors,” says Mary.
BeckoningChasm
June 5th, 2025 at 4:59 am Reply
Dustin: I wonder what the rules are in “Dustin” for who gets eyes, and who gets black dots. Maybe they only have a few and have to swap them around.
Craig!
June 6th, 2025 at 3:35 am Reply
Rex Morgan: “Will (clap emoji) Cody (clap emoji) play (clap emoji) Muddy (clap emoji) Boots?
Liam
June 6th, 2025 at 4:35 am Reply
Mary Worth: “Saved By the Bell”. Never mention better things we could be watching no matter the quality of what it is.
Hibbleton
June 6th, 2025 at 4:43 am Reply
Mary Worth: Wilbur and Dawn open the door to a well-dressed stranger. “Why yes, we’re very interested in the ‘Good News’.”
Bob Tice
June 6th, 2025 at 4:49 am Reply
Mary Worth: In today’s second panel, a peripatetic Wilbur busts a moob.
Shadow COTW
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Tabby Lavalamp
June 2nd, 2025 at 5:48 am Reply
Mary Worth: Quick, Wilbur! Take Dawn and fall off a ship! It’s your only chance for survival!
And thank you, Baja. Praise from Caesar
Thank you, Scratchy. I’d forgotten that I said anything funny this week.
Thanks, Baja.
@Ukulele Ike: I never say anything funny, personally, I just ramble ;-) maybe I should try a joke one of these days.
Thanks, Scratchy and Baja!
@The Rambling Otter: Nah. Stay in your lane.
@34 Ukulele Ike: Seconded.
I need to give a shoutout to @Banana Jr. 6000 And their rendition of “Eat It”
@Banana Jr. 6000:
More excellent funny! Yaaay! I knew there was a reason I usually read these lists later in the evening.
Congrats as always to the big winners and thank you, Scratchy and Baja!