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This week’s comment of the week … is HERE! For you to ENJOY!!!

“Actually, you’re a plugger if you often fall asleep on the toilet at any time, including in the middle of the day.” –Bob Tice

And so are your hilarious runners up!!!!!!!

“Interesting to open this strip with a panel of Shoe, who seems to do everything naked without repercussions, but maybe that just speaks to the inequality in avian society. I mean, if you were a rich and important media figure, how would you use your power? Would you maybe stroll around in the buff all day, going to restaurants and fern bars to hit on women with your junk exposed, just to show the world you can? No? Well maybe that’s why you’re not part of the global elite.” –pugfuggly

“Nota bene: if you’re a turkey in a world where both you and this dog/cat/chipmunk sort of thing can both talk, there’s a good chance it can also run a stove.” –Artist formerly known as Ben

“I guess they don’t call him ‘the Wizard’ for his abilities in the manufacture of Dextroamphetamine, or even just a bit of biker crank? Little something to take the King’s edge off?” –I’m Not Cthulhu, But I Play Him On TV

“I want to thank the creators of Gil Thorp for a truly dynamic final panel. That said, if they really want me to believe Gerards is serious about humiliating Gil in front of God and his distractingly young fiancé, he’s going to have to be even more violent and ridiculous. Why stop at crushing a basketball with your bare hands when you could stab it? Filet it? Set its remains on fire, right there on the basketball court, and then devour said remains? EAT THE BALL! EAT THE BALL!” –Victor Von

“Dennis is talking a lot of shit for a kid who’s in a comic strip called ‘Dennis sucks.’” –matt w

“Look at Coach Thorp kissing that … that … Jezebel right there in public! As a 19th century Victorian magistrate, such impropriety would not stand in era I come from! And what are these strange orange rocks that somehow (foul magic by the wizard Spaulding?) seem to be inflated with air that you have lying around this enclosed courtyard? These won’t do at all, for flinging in the direction of yon lady in the middle of the towne square for the crime of wanton harlotry.” –2+2=7

“The thing that’s the most distasteful in Luann is the thought of someone so desperate to have sex with a nurse that they hover over him while he’s dealing with patients, and then drag him away without even giving him a chance to wash up. ‘Let’s get your hands out of those gloves and into…’, no, sorry, I have to stop there.” –Nevin, on Patreon

“I actually like the history lesson being presented here. Let’s remember back to the olden times, when portable music devices didn’t come with a phone, women in their 40s let their hair turn gray, bald men in their 50s kept a few stray strands of hair on their heads instead of shaving it all off and growing a goatee, and healthy green smoothies — well, they were exactly the same, except they were scooped directly onto your lunch tray for some reason instead of being served in cups. If we could only see Archie, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica in the background, wearing their American Eagle skinny jeans, hoodies, trucker hats and Uggs — and rocking out to Justin’s ‘SexyBack’ and Shakira’s ‘Hips Don’t Lie’ — we would realize that these truly were the good old days.” –BigTed

“I am picturing Ian as the dog in the ‘This is fine’ meme, with the flames replaced by piles of bird-destroyed things, and the floor covered in guano.” –CanuckDownSouth

“It’s Luann, guys. They’re not gonna have dumpster area sex, she just really needs to tell Phil about those couple days where she was a stick figure. Phil, resplendent in his one garment that is not scrubs, will be too busy thinking about scrubs to notice anyway.” –A Grave Mind

“Toby looks uneasily to her left. ‘Does this mean Ian will stop obsessing about the bird and re-focus on me?’” –TK

“Dumpster Lovin’ is bad enough, but Assisted Living Facility Dumpster Lovin’ is especially grim. Lots of soiled items, uneaten gruel, and the belongings of people who died and whose families were on the clock to get their loved one’s room cleared out. If that doesn’t get your Billy the Bookworm standing at attention, I don’t know what will.” –Old School Allie Cat

“It was a paid hit. It cost Wilson a popsicle.” –MKay

“The Law of Comics decrees that the only proper living arrangement is a nuclear family. No longhouses, harems, or colonies, unless you’re in an army. Today, B.C. shows the enforcement mechanism: Immediate death sentence.” –Downpuppy

“The other woman besides the Lockhorns looks to be a mime doing research on Leroy’s wordless flailing.” –nescio

“Leroy is unlikely to cut or bruise himself stretching. Rather than a first aid kit, Loretta should have a hydrating drink, a de-fib, or even past CPR training she might comment on. Waiting for him to pass out so that she can put a bandage on him is less ‘helping’ and more ‘creating an alibi.’” –Dondi’s Dad

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