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It’s incredibly detailed, I’ll just say that.

Update: Link removed at the request of (no, really) Slylock Fox artist Bob Weber, who was actually pretty cool about the whole thing. Get your rocks off elsewhere, Cassandra Cat lovers!


  1. Mike
    June 6th, 2007 at 8:34 pm [Reply]

    Am I the first to post because I’m quick to check or because I’m the only bastard sick enough to click the link?

    Either way, I love this siite

  2. klipper
    June 6th, 2007 at 8:34 pm [Reply]


  3. Lettuce
    June 6th, 2007 at 8:36 pm [Reply]


    That’s all I have to say.

    I think the middle pair were fake.

  4. Dilby
    June 6th, 2007 at 8:41 pm [Reply]

    Is it wrong that I’m gay and was strangely aroused by that?

  5. Ribinin
    June 6th, 2007 at 8:41 pm [Reply]

    MW I wondered about what Vera did too, and decided that the simple explanation is probably what happened.

    Vera had a pregnancy scare and told Von that she didn’t want to have sex with him any more.

  6. Dingo
    June 6th, 2007 at 8:42 pm [Reply]

    Dios mio, Josh! You make me feel like I’m Anne of Green Gables.

    Until this (NSFW).

  7. Jamus The Bartender
    June 6th, 2007 at 8:47 pm [Reply]

    Dick Tracy’s Crimestopper’s Textbook
    Today’s Lesson: How To Look At Online Animal Porn And Not Get Caught By The Wife Or Infernal Affairs.
    Well…as you know, things haven’t been going too well between and Mrs Detective Tracy of late. So. In order to ease the tension from the ol’ Luger, if you know what I mean, Yours Truly has had to go to the world of online pornography.
    Damn. There’s a lot of weird shit there, i’ll tell ya that for nothing. Even caught some pics of Detective Fox f*ckin’ a perp named Cassandra Cat. That chick’s nothin’ but trouble, but trouble in a good way, if you know what I mean…heh, heh, heh…
    Damn. Three pairs of tits.
    Should you be at home, perusing the said materiel, and the Mrs. catches you at it, remember this rule.
    1. Blame The Kid.
    I tell ya, if the internet had been around when we were raising Junior, i’d have planted this on his pasty ass first thing. Bonnie never gave us this type of problem so that was out. Sadly, Joe had to take the fall for this one, but it’ll teach him something, a life lesson. Life ain’t fair, as Jimmy Carter used to say. He was sensible for a liberal. Anyway, look all suprised and say. “Tess. Call our “son” in here right now. Just LOOK at what he’s been looking at…” and take it from there.
    Should you be doing this at work, and ….well, if it had been at work, it wouldn’t have been a problem. The previous Chief was my old partner back in the day, and God knows he used to slam the ol’ ham during off hours…but I digress.
    Should the newly promoted female type Chief catch you at this, remember three words.
    I’m Logging In Evidence.
    Whups…guess that’s really four words. But you get the idea. This works pretty well for the nosy fucks in Infernal Affairs as well. And if it doesn’t, simply promise them a one hour shopping trip in the evidence locker. That’ll get ‘em off your back.
    Well, that’s it for now. Until next time..
    Dick Tracy.
    Damn , that Cassandra’s a fine babe. I’ll have to ask Detective Fox if she’s got a sister.
    Six tits…wow….

  8. MonkeyHawk
    June 6th, 2007 at 8:50 pm [Reply]

    I just want to go on record (you can look up the yesterthread from a couple of days ago, back when the original Casandra Cat porn sketch was referenced) that I was the one who noticed that anatomically-correct Casandra Cat porn needed more breasts!

    (Eat your hearts out, all you COTW float-riders!)

  9. Tom
    June 6th, 2007 at 8:51 pm [Reply]

    The extra breasts just made it akward and ruined it for me. I may be a pervert, but I’m not that weird.

    The back view though? Rrrrrow!

  10. Kurdt
    June 6th, 2007 at 8:51 pm [Reply]

    This goes above Care Bear porn on things the internets have showed me that I thought I’d never see.

    Third: Ronald McDonald driving a small car and pointing at something while techno music loops endlessly.

  11. junk science
    June 6th, 2007 at 8:54 pm [Reply]

    Cute, and great attention to detail, but if you’re actually aroused by it, you really need some better porn.

  12. Jamus The Bartender
    June 6th, 2007 at 8:56 pm [Reply]

    10. There’s Care Bear porn? Dammit…I just wanna curl up and cry now until the next hurricane hits Madison, Wisconsin.

  13. Octal
    June 6th, 2007 at 8:59 pm [Reply]

    Well, that’s really… something. XD

  14. Keg of Curd
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:00 pm [Reply]

    I’m pleased able to say that the new solution (“because they did it last night too!”) was my suggestion.

  15. Cornwhacker
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:04 pm [Reply]

    But truly, it’s the flatheaded fireman that makes it all come together.

  16. Kermit the Forg
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:06 pm [Reply]

    I feel we may have gone a bridge too far.

  17. bitey
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:08 pm [Reply]

    Sweet merciful pudding, that was disturbing. I knew not to look. I didn’t look at the first one, then I could resist no longer and looked. I’m so disappointed in myself, I feel like I should belong to some sort of religion so as I can perform an act of atonement. This is mixed of course with some sort of Orwellian belief that I’ve committed a thoughtcrime. I will not look again.

  18. Cody
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:09 pm [Reply]

    Hochi Machi!

  19. Artist formerly known as Ben
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:11 pm [Reply]

    It’s interesting, but I didn’t get any noticeable movement “down there.” Which is kind of a relief, really.

  20. Jym
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:13 pm [Reply]

    =v= I am crushed, in the manner of Borat when he saw the Pamela Anderson sex video.

  21. Different Dan
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:21 pm [Reply]

    In retrospect, I kind of wish I’d left the artist a comment about my opinion regarding multiple pairs of breasts; while they may be anatomically correct for a cat, strictly speaking, they’re off-model for Cassandra Cat, and they look pretty weird, besides. Though, the picture as a whole is weird to begin with, and good for it, so maybe that’s more of a perk than anything else?

    That said, the fact that Slylock has switched from his “O” face to staring at her with those vacant, dead eyes of his is just too damned perfect.

  22. flotsam
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:22 pm [Reply]

    Wow. I mean WOW. I don’t have anything else.

  23. ScaryScaryScary
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:22 pm [Reply]

    Let us never speak of this again.

  24. Anonymous
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:24 pm [Reply]

    Hey. I just looked at kitty porn so I’m not embarrassed at all to have to ask this – what does ‘bogart’ mean in reference to sucking on a joint? For those of you who were too fixated on the kitty’s titties to notice, that term was used in the last panel of ‘Boonie and Bah Bah’.
    I thank you in advance for your assistance in this matter.

  25. Effingham
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:24 pm [Reply]

    Why do I click through and see things I can’t unsee?

    Oy. Ow. Just… ow.

  26. flotsam
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:26 pm [Reply]

    ‘bogart’ is a commonly used word for “hog” in stoner terms. I think it can also serve as a synonym for steal.

  27. Maughta
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:26 pm [Reply]

    Okay, I can’t believe I actually looked this closely, but is Slylock wearing a condom? Good call, there, Sly. No telling with whom Cassandra’s been tomcatting.

  28. Different Dan
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:27 pm [Reply]

    24 Anonymous: I’m pretty sure it means something along the lines of “Don’t keep it all for yourself – share it with me”.

  29. The Spectacular Spider-Brick
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:27 pm [Reply]

    I can only unscramble the first of the four scrambled furry terms. And I’m ashamed I know that one.

    The artist shoulda stuck with the two breasts of his original drawing. Yeah, I know cats have more, but c’mon, we’ve SEEN Cassandra in a bikini.

    But I love the flicking tail.

  30. Tracer Bullet
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:28 pm [Reply]

    Between this and Tigra in the last issue of “Mighty Avengers” my cats have gotten mighty nervous around me. And with good reason. Ray-ow.

  31. Different Dan
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:29 pm [Reply]

    D’oh. Beaten. That’s what I get for being overly verbose.

  32. Spotts1701
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:31 pm [Reply]

    At least Rule 75 (There are always female versions of male characters) didn’t come into play. That would’ve probably made some people’s brains lock up permanently.

  33. MonkeyHawk
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:34 pm [Reply]



    (Too bad O’Fogey saw it half-blurry.)

  34. Cornwhacker
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:35 pm [Reply]

    Gaaah! Stop it! The more you all talk about it, the more I have to go back and look at it again!

  35. Flealick
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:36 pm [Reply]

    I’m happy my comment about the cold dead eyes was considered by the artist, but I’m even happier to know, no matter how inappropriate my mental relationship to Cassandra Cat, there will always be people out there ten times more into it than I would ever have dreamed possible.

  36. Jessied
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:38 pm [Reply]

    Did anyone else feel a bit guilty after staring at it intently to read all the tiny upside-down text?

  37. KT
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:43 pm [Reply]

    Thanks for the comments! I enjoyed working all your suggestions into the final picture. Though I suppose I have to agree that Cassandra looked better with just two breasts. Maybe I’ll do a second version.

    #32, Spotts1701: Whaddya tryin’ to do, give me ideas? :}

  38. dead yooper
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:02 pm [Reply]

    I don’t know if they wrote it but Little Feat sang
    “Don’t Bogart that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me. You’ve been holding on to it and I sure would like a hit” It’s a seventies thing. What was the name of that cat porn from the seventies. Felix?

  39. stinky pete
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:06 pm [Reply]

    38 dy, that was “Fritz the Cat,” I think.

    Speaking of cats let me add my congrats to O’F’s Arizona Wildcats, on whom Cassandra has nothing. And, for anyone in Anaheim who cares about hockey (all 3 of you), congrats to the (once Mighty) Ducks.

  40. Red Greenback
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:09 pm [Reply]

    I didn’t get aroused, but it did made my winkerbeans feel all funky.

  41. KT
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:09 pm [Reply]

    38: Felix was the animated cat from way back in the days of silent black-and-white. He looked like a slightly more angular Mickey Mouse. He did not do porn.
    Fritz was the animated cat from the ’60s or ’70s, somewhere around there, created by Robert Crumb. He had a few sex scenes in his movie.

  42. Moon Mullins
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:18 pm [Reply]

    24, others: Yes, “bogart” means taking too long and too much a hit off a joint. It comes from the way Humphrey Bogart used to suck on his cigs in his movies.

  43. yellojkt
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:23 pm [Reply]

    Good to see Slylock getting a little pussy.

  44. Freezer
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:24 pm [Reply]

    Rule 34 strikes again!

    Adds to the list of “Comic Strips I’ve Seen Porn For”

  45. ltrftp(not so first time)
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:26 pm [Reply]

    So I kill the page to return to CC. And there is Kelli’s pic. And from now on I will have Kelli and Cassandra conflated (or on a particularly bad day – confabulated) combining the innocence of Kelli with, well with that! I now know how Puff must have felt after Jackie Paper left him.

    Please, no Puff porn!

    Is Slylock wrapping the rascal or were you getting really anatomically correct?

    Why do I ask?

  46. camelama
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:28 pm [Reply]

    (Janice from “Friends” voice:)

    Oh. My. God.

    I can never be the same again in this life, after having seen that. I have been scarred – pluck out these eyes, oh merciful Thor!

    So of course I shall now go and spread the Fox pron to all my friends. :)

    It’s just. I mean. It’s the. Buh.

  47. Anonymous
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:32 pm [Reply]

    …but can she have 72 orgasms in one hour?

  48. SecretMargo
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:38 pm [Reply]

    27: Oh my God, Maughta, that’s what I noticed too. And it matches the cat’s…fur? Is it like lambskin, except maybe more like violin strings, and so ….

    Okay, I’m done. I was going to say something about the “curtains matching the drapes” pun on the “compare the interspecies lesbian scenes” section, but I’m too icked out by my own musings.

    Quite a … thorough job there, Mr. Turtle. You seem very focused. The meticulous are the most dangerous, as are the ones touched by a certain kind of genius. I’ll … I’ll not get on your bad side.

  49. Punque Deux
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:40 pm [Reply]

    But wouldn’t 72 orgasms in an hour just be an hour long orgasm?

  50. Skullturf Q. Beavispants
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:40 pm [Reply]

    #46 Camelama — should Thor do the plucking with his Thorpiness?

  51. camelama
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:47 pm [Reply]

    I just realized…. I will never be able to read Cute Overload again without thinking of Cassandra Cat and her multiple large tracts of land.

  52. ltrftp(not so first time)
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:49 pm [Reply]

    Punque Deux

    It’s the difference between 72 hiccups in one hour and an hour long hiccup.

  53. NJP
    June 6th, 2007 at 10:57 pm [Reply]

    Somewhere in Baltimore, a solitary, disapproving tear flows down the cheek of Bob Weber Jr.

  54. KT
    June 6th, 2007 at 11:04 pm [Reply]

    Y’know, if Bob Weber Jr. writes to me and asks me to take this cartoon down, I will respect his wishes and do so.

    So, anybody who likes it, be sure to save a local copy now while you can. :}

  55. naugahyde
    June 6th, 2007 at 11:08 pm [Reply]

    I was trying not to laugh out loud reading that – not because the wife would be all that shocked by it, but it would be too damn hard to explain….

  56. fishbulb42
    June 6th, 2007 at 11:10 pm [Reply]

    I’d like to take this opportunity to promote Rule 34: The Drinking Game.

  57. Joemanji
    June 6th, 2007 at 11:15 pm [Reply]

    Dilby, your comment had me laughing so freaking hard.

  58. Cedar
    June 6th, 2007 at 11:19 pm [Reply]

    Ha! I love the detail of her tail doing that flippy thing, and the ears laying down.

  59. left of the pyle
    June 6th, 2007 at 11:27 pm [Reply]


  60. Trotzenbonnie
    June 6th, 2007 at 11:40 pm [Reply]

    First – thanks to all for explaining the Bogart thing.

    Second – Are you guys sure it’s a condom? Haven’t you ever seen a male dog or cat get aroused? Think pink.

    Third – Speaking of ducks, why did the drug-resistant TB guy get on a transatlantic flight and risk infecting jillions of innocent people with his disease just to marry Daisy Duck? What the hell?

    Thank you and good night.

  61. commodorejohn
    June 6th, 2007 at 11:44 pm [Reply]

    The attention to detail is what really makes it, particularily the formatting as a full Slylock Sunday. And while you can add me to the list of people who prefer the two-breasted Cassandra (both for consistency with the clothed Cassandra, who has only two sweater puppies, and for aesthetic reasons,) if you’re really weirded out by multi-breasted creatures, you haven’t been on the Internet long enough.

    Cassandra =^_^= …

  62. Tukla in Iowa
    June 6th, 2007 at 11:46 pm [Reply]

    #12: There’s Care Bear porn?

    There’s incestuous pedophilia Care Bear porn, Jamus.

  63. zen velo
    June 6th, 2007 at 11:51 pm [Reply]

    update on the term “bogart”- the act of keeping something that should be shared, specifically a joint or spliff.

    Popularized by the song “Don’t Bogart That Joint” sung by the Fraternity of Man, which was used in the soundtrack for “Easy Rider”. It played while Dennis Hopper, Peter Fonda, and Jack Nicholson smoked a joint while sitting around a campfire.

    The Little Feat version is on their live album “Waiting for Columbus”, recorded years later.

  64. MonkeyHawk
    June 6th, 2007 at 11:53 pm [Reply]

    Certainly somone among the Curmudgeon College of Cardinals who has (far more advanced than mine) computer skills can save this Cassandra Cat Pron and hack it into some Sunday in the future when everyone else on the planet has forgotten about it. A true geek out there (I suspect you know who you are) can send it to newspapers to print.

    The Curmudgeon 300′s attack on Canada, even the crashing of Shawna-Marie’s wedding is a couple of magmacannons-in-hock short of genuine mega-snarkiness, even if Chennux wears that prom dress he bought at a mall in Iowa City a few weeks ago.

    Cassandra Pron hacked into the corporate-dominated-mainstream media would spur a revolution!!

    (Somehow I think Pope NoodleToes could handle the Iraq problem better than George WMD Bush.)

  65. MonkeyHawk
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:03 am [Reply]

    And (just to be curmudgeonly for a moment) anyone who has to ask the question, “What does ‘Bogart’ mean?” needs to run, not walk, to Netflix (okay, sorry for the non sequitur) and screen “Easy Rider.”

    To today’s eyes, it’s a quaint look into a time long passed and may seem a bit silly. But it’s the movie that made Jack Nicholson a star.

    And when I walked out of the theater after seeing it for the first time, some redneck said to his mousy wife, “An’ them sonsabitches got just what was comin’ to ‘em.”

    1968 was a motherfuck of a year, kids.

  66. exelizabeth
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:27 am [Reply]

    Well… she may get around, but at least they seem to be using a condom.

  67. Anonfur
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:30 am [Reply]

    Slylock has been well and truly 34′d.

  68. Lucon Talestar
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:34 am [Reply]

    Ugh, I never knew this little slice of the internet was furry-friendly.

  69. Trilobite
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:58 am [Reply]

    Um…in the spirit of maybe shifting conversation away from furry porn, I’m going to make a few comments about Wednesday’s comics. Feel free to go along with me on this. No, seriously, GO ALONG WITH ME ON THIS:

    Funky Winkerbean: I don’t know why, but I’m just assuming that every one of the censored words out of her mouth is a racial slur of some kind. Perhaps I’m just picking up on how much Batiuk despises these kids and letting it make me hate them too. Man, who would’ve thought that I’d be wishing we’d get back to people dying of cancer?

    A3G: So apparently in Gabriella’s theology, angels are granted the powers of having a key to a door and standing around helplessly while a doctor treats a patient. Somehow I’m getting the feeling that her edition of the bible comes in pop-up book format.

    Mark Trail: AAAAAH! GIANT DUCKS! SO SCARY! I was about to ask whether it was Sam Hill or Mark who was asking where they came from, but judging from that first panel, they’re both so heavily medicated that they wouldn’t notice a giant duck if it started taking turns at their controls…so I guess the plane’s the one asking the question after all.

    Rex Morgan: Oooh, arty layout today. It’s not making me care any more about who Hugh Avery’s co-conspirator is (I guess it’s a guy, and in an earlier strip he was wearing a ring?), but I appreciate any effort they make to improve this stultifyingly dull storyline. Personally, I think they’d have done better to just put June Morgan in a bikini, but maybe they’re saving that for later. We can only hope.

    Mary Worth: I know I said earlier that Von and Vera would kiss and make out make up by Thursday, thereby giving us a week or more for the tedious recapping of all the NOTHING that has happened in this stupid storyline…but I was really hoping that prediction wouldn’t end up being true. Anyway, uh, way to go Vera. Congratulations on your four-cent-per-hour raise at your crappy typist job. Way to climb that corporate ladder, I guess.

  70. AppleGirl
    June 7th, 2007 at 1:04 am [Reply]

    Mr. Turtle, I bow to your excellence. This is spectacular on so many levels.

  71. The Spectacular Spider-Brick
    June 7th, 2007 at 1:17 am [Reply]

    Looks like the Chron site got fuXX0r3d about halfway through, so what follows is abbreviated snarkage.

    A3G: Generic Bland Unnamed “Hoo Boy” Doctor — eh, let’s just go ahead and call him Dr. Hoo — appears awfully glad that Tommie is around to distract Gabriella, thus sparing him the ignominy of having to converse with the possibly unsanitary, patois-babbling ethnic stereotype. I haven’t seen a doctor move that fast since Rex Morgan heard Bette Midler was coming to town.

    BB: “What was that?” “Probably an Islamist radical detonating his suicide belt in the mess hall.”
    Today’s guest strip was scripted by Tom Batiuk.

    Crankshaft: Either the punk means that he and his fellow Rough Riders fooled Crankshaft into making the promise to pay their college tuition by pretending to be stupid, in which case ‘Shaft’s smirk indicates he’s figured some way to weasel out of his commitment; or Shaft’s smiling because the kid has just admitted within earshot that the acceptance letters are fakes, which makes him the stupidest kid ever. Either way, someone’s got a bright future ahead of them at DeVry.

    FB: “Test cricket”? Now we know why Fred Bassett is never funny — it’s made in England! These are the people who thought “blood pudding” sounded like a tasty idea.

    FW: Those symbols you see in the first word balloon represent the sound of bees grinding.

    JP: If a full-grown woman is sitting on the edge of a bed, wouldn’t you expect that bed to compress, even a little? Either French beds are made of plywood, or Abbey’s been mainlining helium. Sure makes the strip funnier if you imagine her dialogue being spoken in a Chipmunks voice. Oh, and yesterday’s gag still works: “She was afraid I’d talk her out of it… in bed!”

    MT: Suddenly, Romulan Ubiquiduck cruisers decloak surrounding the USS Entersam! MT is funnier if you imagine Mark is voiced by William Shatner.

    MW: So Vera’s been bumped up to Scrivener at Scrooge Advertising… a development so stunningly dull that it didn’t even rate screen time compared to the heart-pounding letter-reading action of the previous two weeks. Maybe they’ll show it in a flashback. Nobody will be seated during the thrilling “Evaluation Signing” scene!

    MG&G: Actually funny today.

    S-M: Nice.

  72. Anonymous
    June 7th, 2007 at 1:26 am [Reply]

    Am I the only one who spotted Max Mouse and the neighbor (reporter bunny?) watching through the window? Either way, wonderful.

  73. flotsam
    June 7th, 2007 at 2:15 am [Reply]

    Max was easy to spot but, maybe due to my laptop, I didn’t notice the reporter until I read this. And having to go back and look at it again only reminded me that there is a lesbian mouse going down on a lesbian fox.

  74. skulking on the outskirts
    June 7th, 2007 at 2:19 am [Reply]

    AAACK. OhmyfuckingChristonapogostick. And I thought I was freaked out by the first version. Mr. KinkyTurtle, I foresee a great following for you, from the furrys. (sp?)
    Which leads me to wonder how many Curminions are into yiffing…..(ulp!) ‘scuse me, I gotta go derail my train of thought RIGHT NOW….

  75. Trilobite
    June 7th, 2007 at 2:20 am [Reply]

    #71 SS-B — Dr. “Hoo Boy!” Kelly is the man on the case.

    Why do I know this? Because I made a note when he showed up, knowing that two weeks from now we’d still be in the ER looking at him and I wouldn’t have any idea who the hell he was. So now he’s on a little list here entitled “Field Guide to Identical Bland Guys in A3G,” which reads:

    Eric Mills: Margo’s boytoy, gallery owner, no real personality

    Alan: into LuAnn (why??!), dresses like a ’60s-era folk minstrel, even less personality

    Blaze: LuAnn’s “cousin,” midnight cowboy

    Dr. Kelly: ER doc, works with Tommie, says “Hoo boy!”

    …I hope others find this useful.

    (I meant to go back and look up names for Tommie’s stagehand clone and the pencil-moustache director/jerk she wants to ride like a pony, but I find it difficult enough to consider going back and re-reading old A3G strips — reading old A3G strips that are about Tommie just ain’t ever gonna happen.)

    P.S., your comment about Mary Worth is hilarious!

  76. Mibbitmaker
    June 7th, 2007 at 2:30 am [Reply]


    BBailey: Lamest attempt at a disguised Dubya joke ever! Danae would be proud.

    (DT)GT: Panel 1: S&M pitcher/catcher joke?? P2: Translation: “Clambake’s gettin’ uppity!” Strip’s pretty ugly… and the (satirically presumed allegorical) subject matter’s a bit rough, too!

    A3G: Tommie, it’s a long, bizarre story…..

    S-M: (continued) Spidey: “No, Seriously; if you ever mention the competition again, I’ll go back up and drop you myself!”

    Zits: Jeremy… [Margo] you! — by Mibbitmaker, age 45 & 1/2

    FOOB: Guess she’s not a Paul McCartney and Wings fan! (Who asked you, Jeremy?!)

  77. Jack Parsons
    June 7th, 2007 at 2:49 am [Reply]

    Hey Josh!

    About your standup gig. I got these great comeback zingers from my Bennett Cerf books. I know everyone is afraid of hecklers, but these are sure-fire.

    Shut up, you fuck!
    I just fucked your mother!
    Oh, and this is my favorite:
    Your mother is soooooo fat the sailors keep her in the bottom of the ship!

  78. saint ruby
    June 7th, 2007 at 3:06 am [Reply]

    my god, it’s full of stars

  79. True Fable
    June 7th, 2007 at 3:35 am [Reply]

    FBoFW Is Lynn saying that weddings are only for the amusement and benefit for mothers, and the bride is simply the vehicle the wreck will focus on? That mothers are supposed to run the show, and their daughters need to sit the hell down and shut the fuck up?

    Why didn’t she allow that for Deanna’s mother? Well, other than the usual LJ double-standard.

    On the bright side, I like the way the girl in the last panel is crossing her eyes at the forced irony of Mummy Dearest’s statement.

  80. AppleGirl
    June 7th, 2007 at 4:25 am [Reply]

    Oh man, we’re all still on the road in Red Greenback’s Mini Winnie. I think we’ll be late to the Shawna Marie rehearsal dinner. Dang, and I had those special shoes I wanted to wear to it.

  81. The Avocado Avenger
    June 7th, 2007 at 4:32 am [Reply]

    The recent comments are making me jealous; the Chron still hasn’t updated, as far as I can tell. I’ll have to go elsewhere for my comic strip fix. Unfair.

  82. Anonymous
    June 7th, 2007 at 5:01 am [Reply]

    I love the blankly staring eyes.

  83. Reepicheep-chan
    June 7th, 2007 at 5:02 am [Reply]

    I love the blankly staring eyes.

  84. Neeksy
    June 7th, 2007 at 5:21 am [Reply]

    I think the part that disturbed me the most was the 6 pairs of breasts. It wasn’t really the same model as Cassandra in the comic normally. Then again, I SHOULD be more disturbed by the whole thing on principle, but the internet has hardened my ability to distinguish what’s horrifying anymore.

  85. Galactic Emperor Chennux©™®
    June 7th, 2007 at 5:22 am [Reply]






  86. dreadedcandiru2
    June 7th, 2007 at 5:26 am [Reply]

    79 – She’s saying that all mothers who aren’t Elly Patterson are domineering twits who push their children around. Not that Elly has to actually DO anything, of course. Liz is placating Mommy of her own stupid free will.

  87. Galactic Emperor Chennux©™®
    June 7th, 2007 at 5:26 am [Reply]




  88. dreadedcandiru2
    June 7th, 2007 at 5:38 am [Reply]

    DtM: He sure isn’t earning his Menacing keep today. The kids from the Family Circus are edgier than this.

    9CL: I used to wonder how Edda would react if you told her how pretentious and silly she sounded half the time. Then the unicorn showed up and we found out. He should’ve had a sign saying ‘Plot Device’ hanging around his neck.

    Crankshaft: He thinks the joke is on them? Wait ’till a bunch of parents who thought they weren’t gonna have to pay for their kids’ educations get a hold of the old coot. He’ll need a proctologist to retrieve his dentures.

    FW: “Hey, Chien! I got a great idea! Let’s go the the prom, act all huffy and superior, get verbally and physically abused and sue the school board!”

  89. KT
    June 7th, 2007 at 5:54 am [Reply]

    I can’t draw clorx! Every time I try, they end up looking like tiny mountain goats with no legs.

    Either that or horribly misshapen lychee nuts.

  90. F. Cecious Lee
    June 7th, 2007 at 6:10 am [Reply]

    Steve Canyon is back on!

  91. Applemask
    June 7th, 2007 at 6:20 am [Reply]

    It’s the end of the world.

  92. Blake
    June 7th, 2007 at 6:41 am [Reply]

    Check out today’s (6/7) Rex Morgan. Is the artist contractually obligated to draw at least three panels?

  93. Vince M.
    June 7th, 2007 at 6:52 am [Reply]

    42, 24: I think the way Bogart held his cigarette figured into things as well – not sure if anyone ever ‘klinked’ a joint…

  94. TB Tabby
    June 7th, 2007 at 7:00 am [Reply]

    To everyone who is distubed by KinkyTurtle’s artwork: YOU ARE A BUNCH OF PANSIES.

    I’ve seen hentai sites that depict underage girls being chained to a wall and disemboweled, with lovingly-crafted detail put into their organs splayed out before them.

    I’ve seen a manga about a boy who rapes his sister on a guilloting, beheading her in the middle of the act, and behading himself just as he reaches orgasm. Hemoglobin flowed freely therein.

    I’ve seen sites offering videos of women actually stomping mice to death while wearing stilleto heels.

    Compared to that, a drawing like this is family entertainment.

    Furries are NOT the be-all, end-all or depravity. Not even close. The vast majority of furry art is completely safe for work, and the stuff that isn’t is hardly worse than most of the non-furry porn I’ve seen. The furry entusiasts themselves are generally very nice, and a LOT less obnoxious than other fandoms. (And no, they do NOT have sex with animals, nor do they consider themselves to be animals rather than humans.)

    You don’t like furry art? FINE. But please, get over it already. You don’t have to like it. You just have to be able to accidentally stumble across furry art without having a conniption fit and ranting about squirting bleach in your eyes.

  95. Calico
    June 7th, 2007 at 7:13 am [Reply]

    KT’s color panel is wonderful.
    I love the Bonnie and Boo Boo spoof too – whenever I hear the olden term “Bogart” I immediately think of Lowell George, and maybe Bonnie Raitt sitting there with him.
    I did like Sly’s hands in the pre-color sketch a bit better, though-he was almost clutching at the sheets (rather than shaving them).
    The tail-flickering is something my 20-year old cat did a few weeks ago when I kissed him just right on the bridge of his nose. He is the original Love Sponge, that one.

  96. Calico
    June 7th, 2007 at 7:16 am [Reply]

    #94 – TB – what is disturbing, but wonderfully, ah, “rendered”, is the art for The Punisher. Now I appreciate Frank’s vigilantism to a point, but man oh man has he got a temper and a depraved sense of justice!

  97. Buck Ripsnort
    June 7th, 2007 at 7:24 am [Reply]

    TB Tabby (wow, what a tip-off.) Calm down, you are among friends. These comments are just the “HOOO!” from the studio audience.
    I was more attracted by the tail action than the multi-boobs, but then it’s my hope that in 20 years prosthetic, extensible tails/tentacles (w/ a vibrating feature) attached to the spine and CNS will replace the tongue-stud as body-mod for hipsters.

  98. Anonymous
    June 7th, 2007 at 7:26 am [Reply]

    Yiff in hell, furfags.

  99. John
    June 7th, 2007 at 7:29 am [Reply]

    TB Tabby says:
    June 7th, 2007 at 7:00 am


    Links, man, links!!!

  100. Baldo Foob
    June 7th, 2007 at 7:30 am [Reply]

    Hey, TB Tabby –

    Yeah, you’ve seen hentai sites of disemboweled girls and manga with decapitation sex – yeah, big boy, how long did you have to search google to find that? I bet you spent all night rubbing your crotch with fetal pigs looking for violent porn to get off.

    What I have always enjoyed about the Comics Curmudgeon is the sarcastic snarkiness towards a medium that is usually so innocent as to avoid all criticism altogether. But now, Josh, you’re pulling the pervs like TB out of the woodwork, and changing the entire concept of the site in the process.

  101. Vince M.
    June 7th, 2007 at 7:36 am [Reply]

    65: There’s a great panel in ‘The Freak Bros.’ that nails Fat Freddy’s character: he’s walking out of ‘Easy Rider’ and while all the other freaks around him wear horrified long faces he’s thinking “I gotta get me a motorcycle!”

  102. Keg of Curd
    June 7th, 2007 at 7:41 am [Reply]

    Can I just mention that generally-mediocre Cleats has been cracking me up this week with more variations on one cheap gag that I ever expected? (The first day’s was probably the best, just for the unexpectedness.)

  103. TB Tabby
    June 7th, 2007 at 7:50 am [Reply]

    Sorry, that’s one of my hanging munchkins. I think Poe’s Law should be expanded to cover reactions to furry art.

    But I digress. In today’s Dick Tracy, the Not-So-Clever International Agents show just how Not-So-Clever they are, kidnapping Gretchen, but not her grandfather, who was already planning on meeting with the authorities.

  104. Tracer Bullet
    June 7th, 2007 at 7:53 am [Reply]

    FW: Wait, these two dull, whiny characters could possibly go to the prom together could they? This will no doubt lead to their first fumblling attempts at lovemaking and this will, without question, lead directly to pregnancy, STDs and death.

  105. goaty
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:03 am [Reply]

    MT — in today’s Mark Trail, finally the plane gets a speaking role….

  106. Ran
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:06 am [Reply]

    Kitty tittys, cat tats, hmmm. To be correct wouldn’t they be on her belly? Both my cats are males. And haven’t all the animals in Slylock been spayed or neutered?

  107. von Manstein
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:09 am [Reply]

    Good god. If you want titillation, just read Jane’s World!!!

  108. Dean Booth
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:09 am [Reply]

    #64 MonkeyHawk: I wasn’t able to hack the Chronicle site. But do not dispair: I was able to hack the foob site.

  109. Tweeks_Coffee
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:10 am [Reply]

    Wow, I haven’t had to restrain my laughter that much in a while. The best part for me was Shylock’s creepy voyeuristic eyes in the spot the differences. Well, besides of course Tiffany herself, but that’s another matter.

    #103 – TB Tabby: You mean could actually figure out what was happening? I was completely lost, they’re giving GT a run for it’s money in the completely-nonsensical-string-of-panels department.

    A3G: That’s the most awkward lesbian kiss I’ve ever seen.

    FW: I never would’ve thought I’d be longing for the cancer story to come back into play. Now we’re stuck with this annoying teenage “romance” that’ll stagger it’s way to a conclusion sometime after school starts back up thus rendering the entire prom story obsolete.

    MT: I would be ever so happy to see a panel of a duck going through that prop like a blender.

    TDIET: Yeah, ain’t it awful when family sends you a present. I wish those disrespectful jackasses would at least ask before sending me a case of fresh fruit.

  110. Desdemona
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:12 am [Reply]

    Dear Lord.

  111. Chert the Chort
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:15 am [Reply]

    #27 – Forgive me if this has been mentioned already, but that’s not a condom, it’s a coloring error. Look how CC’s abdomen/belly (belly….) curves down, the orange of her fur (fur….) continues into Sly’s thingamajig. The coloring missed there… I never saw it as a condom.

    Now, as to why on earth I looked that closely, whatever.

  112. Cornwhacker
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:25 am [Reply]

    TDIET: The best part is the fact that that this was suggested by a Floridian.

  113. under_score
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:27 am [Reply]

    108: Dean Booth, BWAH + HA x 7!! However, let me add for those who might not read the comments thoroughly to understand you are referring to #64 MonkeyHawk’s request to hack SlyFo and replace it with KT’s, your link is, uh, NSFW

    102, Keg. Me too. Am oddly curious as to if he’s got two more Polopuns.

    I LOLd at Zits today. For my version, Jeremy would be saying “Mom, please don’t sing. Please. Noooooooo!!!!!”

    And another hahah for MyCage, from a social retard who married a fellow social retard.

    I leave the necessary A3G, 9CL, FOOB and DT mockery to those more capable.

  114. Calico
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:28 am [Reply]

    #108 – Haaaaa!

    MT – I hope Sam and Mark have parachutes.

    FOOB – OK, now, we have to pick a “hip” song for Shawna-Marie’s grand entrance.
    Maybe Willie Nelson’s “Crazy”?
    Or BNL’s “You can be my Yoko Ono”?
    Or something by Marilyn Manson or Lil’ Kim?
    (Sorry, I don’t know any goth or rap lyrics as I don’t like those genres)

  115. under_score
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:28 am [Reply]

    errr, sorry Dean. Um. yeah. I see now you already referred. (shuffles away in embarrassment)

  116. andreavis
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:33 am [Reply]

    Wow, that Cassandra pron is so perverted, I had to look at it twelve times, just to be sure. KT, you are a sick mofo– keep up the good work!

  117. Jim Thorp(e)
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:36 am [Reply]

    Clambake is history.

  118. mattt
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:42 am [Reply]

    A3G – Gabriella doesn’t have really high standards for angels, does she? “You have a key! You’re an angel!” “You’re…here…at the ER! You’re an angel!” “You let me substitute vegetables for the potato! You’re an angel!” “You signalled before changing lanes! You’re an angel!”

    I can only imagine what she would call someone who gave her an orgasm.

  119. mattt
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:44 am [Reply]

    S-M I forgot to mention I actually chuckled at Spider-Man, today. Is that wrong?

  120. Anonymous
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:56 am [Reply]

    GTFO furfags, yiff in hell

  121. AllieCat
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:06 am [Reply]

    Love me some kitty p to the orn!

    FOOB – My husband and I exited our ceremony to Young Holt Unlimited’s “Soulful Strut”.
    Also, our first dance was to the Showmen’s – 39-21-40; a song wherein the singer is paying homage to his lady love’s somewhat impressive measurements. It’s from the 60′s and it’s suprisingly tasteful and sweet. Maybe my parents were appalled, but they didn’t even bat an eye.

    So, short of Shawna-Marie rocking out to Uncle Phil and the hoseaphonium, I say let the girl have her modern love song! And Dawn and Liz need to quit rolling their eyes in the background.

    And let’s get Liz and Anthony hooked up, stat. So that I can quit rolling my eyes.

    Funky Cancerbean – What an original and unhackeyned plot idea. I think I called this earlier in the week – Chien and Mopey are going to go to prom, and pleaseohpleaseohplease maybe get it on. But since Batuik abhors happiness in a pure form, something bad will happen – could be as simple as premature ejaculation, maybe a case of the crabs – or something big like – TEEN PREGNANCY. I am hoping and praying for something to spice up the summer in Winkerworld, because even though we all love CANCER, sometimes you just need a break.

  122. Pere Ubu
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:10 am [Reply]

    I’ve seen a manga about a boy who rapes his sister on a guilloting, beheading her in the middle of the act, and behading himself just as he reaches orgasm. Hemoglobin flowed freely therein.

    Ah, I didn’t know they did Funky Winkerbean dojinshi.

    And would it be wrong of me to imagine the Gap-Toothed Starey “Hooo!” Guy looking in the window, in a sort of Marvel/DC crossover kinda thing?

    “You let me substitute vegetables for the potato! You’re an angel!”

    What COULD she do? The potato was talking, f’crissakes. You don’t eat things that talk, after all.

  123. jdh
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:10 am [Reply]

  124. Pere Ubu
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:14 am [Reply]

    (G-TS”H!”G looking in the window of the Slylock Fox parody, that is. Looking in the window of a FW dojinshi would not only be very, very wrong, but would be a mortal sin, a violation of human rights, a felony in several states down here in the Southern U.S. and would lead to hairy palms. AND WE DON’T WANT THAT.)

  125. AllieCat
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:21 am [Reply]

    #124 – If you were a Furry Fetishist and you ended up with hairy palms, wouldn’t that be more of a turn-on

  126. Susie Derkins
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:24 am [Reply]

    118 mattt: Bwa Ha Ha! COTW material.

    Cassandra Cat porn: At first my foggy brain was perplexed by why she’s multi-breasted. Then I remembered that that’s anatomically correct. I’m not sure if being anatomically correct is terribly important when we’re dealing with an anthropomorphized cat. Anyway, yeah, both versions are more…stirring…than they have any right to be (and thus are well done).

    Also, it hit me yesterday why 9CL is irritating me. (Well, one reason.) It has to do with Edda’s whining about an interior crisis about her place, and how no one thinks her job is “real.” To which I say “Get the hell over it!” She’s getting paid to do something she loves (albeit not very much, though in Brooke’s fantasy world, who knows?). Does she have any idea how many artsy types would kill to be able to do that? Being a professional dancer/ singer/ painter/ writer and making a living solely from one’s artistic efforts is the Holy Grail. So why should she give a boxcar what the public thinks? Most of them are probably employed doing something they hate in order to pay the bills! You’re incredibly lucky! STOP WHINING, DAMN IT!

  127. Calico
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:25 am [Reply]

    In KT’s Sly not for kidz, I also love the caption beneath flathead as well – that almost made me spew coffee.

  128. Red Greenback
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:26 am [Reply]

    Boy! The fur’s really flying!

    Dean 108….Words fail. Let’s just say that sound you hear is my chin stubble scraping on the floor!

  129. Uncle Lumpy
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:29 am [Reply]

    #126 Susie -

    Ah, not to worry – Edda, lost in the faceless lunchour masses, will soon realize how breathlessly special and clever she is. There, there, dear — crisis averted, go back inside.

  130. Galactic Emperor Chennux©™®
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:31 am [Reply]







  131. CrabbyGenes
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:33 am [Reply]

    Josh, please post a different new thread. Soon.

    It seems to be the case here that most people who want to comment on the latest comics put their comments on your most recently posted thread, whether you have happened to comment on a particular comic or not.

    Whether I clicked on the Cassandra Cat porn link or not is beside the point–I would just like to be able to post about other comics on an entirely new thread—the main point of which is NOT Cassandra Cat Porn.


  132. TB Tabby
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:34 am [Reply]

    120: Again, I invoke Poe’s Law. If you’re serious, “sage” doesn’t work here. And tell 4chan that if they can allow bondage and rape, they can allow furry art.

  133. Howard Erk
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:35 am [Reply]

    Slylock Fox

    Porn or un-porn



  134. Red Greenback
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:44 am [Reply]

    #133- Howard-I concur! Won’t someone think of the ADULTS?

  135. Red Greenback
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:09 am [Reply]

    FOOB: Shawna Marie and her moms eventually agree on some tasteful Acid Jazz….

  136. Calico
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:11 am [Reply]

    #110 – are you referring to the art in GT or MW, or reacting to Shawna-Marie’s stereotypically controlling FOOB-mom?
    ; )

  137. Chupper
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:13 am [Reply]

    I can’t believe that I’m disappointed that I have to wait another 8 hours to get home from work before I can see Cassandra Cat Pron. Dammit.

  138. Calico
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:14 am [Reply]

    #135 – OK, my choices then:
    Al DiMeola
    Jimi Hendrix
    Weather Report
    Widespread Panic (RIP Mikey)
    Les Claypool

  139. gh
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:19 am [Reply]

    #134 Red Greenback

    Yeah, how about some veal porn? Tasty!

  140. Chupper
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:20 am [Reply]

    Cancer Funk – Prediction for the rest of this story arc: Outcast kids go to the prom together. Afterward, the girl takes off her black dress and presents herself. Awkward, premature ejaculative sex ensues. Pregnancy ensues. Since girl never received the new vaccine, she contracts HPV. Cervical cancer ensues. Using gothy patent leather dildo, she transfers HPV back to his ass. Anal cancer ensues. When she gives birth, it turns out she wasn’t pregnant but merely had a baby-shaped uterine cancer. Still, they raise the cancer as their child. Hilarity ensues.

  141. Chat Noir
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:25 am [Reply]

    FOOB: I think it’s clear April will be tapped to provide a more modern song for Shawna-Marie’s big day. Just a little tweaking will do (and apologies to the much more deft song parodyists here):

    It’s mah wedding and I’m saying it LOUD
    It’s mah wedding and Ah gotta be PROUD!

    I’m a bride, not a kid anymore
    According to Liz, I’m already a whore
    I’m getting married so I can do it some more!

    Gotta show mah mom I’m in charge of mah stuff!
    I’m a bride, I’m a bride
    And, so you know, Liz, the first time is rough!

  142. Cornwhacker
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:27 am [Reply]

    140: Is it wrong for me to want to see porn of that now?

    Don’t answer that.

  143. Dennis Jimenez
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:30 am [Reply]

    138 – John McLaughlin and Carlos Santana.

  144. The Spectacular Spider-Brick
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:33 am [Reply]

    Previously on The Spectacular Spider-Brick Snarks Thursday…

    Edda strolls through downtown Tokyo, or maybe Lilliput… everyone in the hospital ignores the supposedly still unconscious and bleeding Luann, and an unfeeling world spins on… Crankshaft’s a dick… F Minus sucks… Prom is for foobs, boxcars, margos and saturns… the sad thing is, those five are all the ducks Buzzard brought…

    And now, the exciting conclusion!

    FBOFW: Now, I’ve only gone through one wedding, so maybe I’m off base here, but shouldn’t the musical selections have been made weeks before the rehearsal dinner?

    FC: Hey hey HEY, hand check, Granny!

    Luann: Well, Bernice, yeah, you can be kind of a wet blanket some days. Sorry, but you made me say it. Oh, yeah, and my leg got torn up by an IED. Say, how are the Braves doing this season?

    Momma: Wow, that’s a long damn way to go for a “Francis is lazy” joke… all the way to 1834. Good thing we could see the joke a mile away, and avoid going along for the ride.

    MW: Yeah, there’s a reason for everything that happens. But in the Mary Worthiverse, unless that reason is Mary’s divine intervention, we won’t bother telling you what it was. Like, for example, the reason for Von and Vonda’s fight in the first place?!

    MC: I honestly don’t see the resemblence between Maureen T. Fox and Salmon Hayek. But I don’t care, just keep drawing more of either one of ‘em. God, I may not be a furry, but this group is sure trying to turn me into one.

    PC: “Moribund Cephalopod” would be an awesome name for a rock band. Or a nom de snark.

    Quigmans: I want to un-see that. That’s more obscene than any Cassandra Cat pr0n.

    Redeye: Think we could get the people who are pushing high schools to ditch their Indian mascots to focus on this strip?

    RMMD: Mr. Avery’s proclamation of “We’re gentlemen, not mobsters!” indicates that the person on the other end of the line is, like him, a man. Which deflates my fantasy of the inscrutably evil Oki Merlot being his co-conspirator. I was looking forward to seeing her whip a couple of razor-sharpened chopsticks out of her hair and get all Gogo Yubari on The Nanny.

    Shoe: Okay, kitty porn I can take. Birds with boobs are just wrong. Throws me right off my McNuggets.

  145. Red Greenback
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:38 am [Reply]

    #s 138 and 139-Re Foob Welding Song: A little George Duke and Stanley Clarke jam would fit the bill. And by “bill”, I mean it in the strictest Mark Trailian sense. *QUACK QUACK QUACK*…Aw, NUTS!, I gotta get to my place of toil. Veal tips on toast triangles are on me when i return.

  146. Chupper
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:39 am [Reply]

    TDIET: Note that this idea was sent in from Mimi Steinberg in Florida. I’m pretty sure the following scenario describes the reality behind the idea:
    “Aunt Mimi, thanks so much for the fruit! But wouldn’t you know it, we just bought some oranges and grapefruits at the store. I’m afraid yours will go to waste again, just like the past four years!”
    –hangs up phone–
    “Fuck, when is she gonna realize we don’t want the rotting, mealy fruit she picks up from grounds of her retirement condo? I’m sticking this crap in the garage for a couple of months and then sending it back to her.”

  147. Howard Erk
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:41 am [Reply]

    Weddings are a bore

    get on to the wedding night!!!!

    Especially with Blandthony and Liz bumping uglies in the basement “playhouse”

  148. commodorejohn
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:44 am [Reply]

    A3G – Gabriella is off her meds again. Tommie’s an angel for happening to work in a hospital, Alan’s an angel for *gasp* having a key, maybe the doctor’s a unicorn or something.

    Curtis – Damn, she’s got an acid tongue.

    DTM – The emphasis on “fishin’ laws is leading me to wonder what other laws Dennis could break, given his total lack of menace.

    FC – Grandma is practicing sadō.

    FOOB – They’re getting married in the big top and her mom is worried about traditional music?

    FW – Curiously enough, she shares my opinion of most youth events.

    GT – He’s “a catcher.” He doesn’t mind “getting beat up.”

    H&L – Remember, Ditto – verbal abuse is better because it stays with them.

    MT – “What th’?” What is this, TDIET?

    RMMD – I realize people have been making fun of the divided second panel, but I actually think it’s kinda cool.

    SM – Ooh, meta!

    Edison Lee – That’s right, letting people keep more of their own money is clearly the path to economic ruin. Fuck you, Edison. Garry Trudeau you ain’t, Berke Breathed you will never be.

  149. Little A.
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:45 am [Reply]

    Maybe Shawna-Marie’s mother is related to Deanna’s mother. Or Lynn is running out of plot line gas. Remember Deanna and Mike’s wedding rehearsal?

  150. gh
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:46 am [Reply]

    Billy Cobham

  151. Mibbitmaker
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:53 am [Reply]

    #94 (TB): I shall reply here with a Norm MacDonald immitation:

    Good Lord!!

    Note to self: Don’t read hentai manga. (comedic pause)[/Norm]

    And I appreciate the irony that Norm’s used comedy phrases such as “anal rape” and “crack whore”, not to mention the legendary “the-rapists”.

    Good lord!!!

  152. Calico
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:53 am [Reply]

    #143 – Oh yeah.
    #150 – saw him perform years ago, with (really) Bob Weir as “Bobby and the Midnites.”

    Stanley Clarke

    And (wish I had seen this) Chester Thompson w/Zappa. Bwaahahahaha!

    C’mon, Shawna, don’t let your Mom be a Mrs. Wilkins here! Funk out, baby!

  153. Calico
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:56 am [Reply]

    #141 – Ow, my tummy, from laughing.

    I will throw up if they decide to have the ‘tweens perform at this (certainly) comedy of errors and angst.

  154. gh
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:58 am [Reply]

    #152 Calico

    Never saw him, but played Spectrum so many times in college you could see through the album. That’s right, kids! An LP! Off the lawn!

  155. Calico
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:59 am [Reply]

    #154 – LP’s – Ohhhh Yeaaaahhhhh!

    : )

  156. Skullturf Q. Beavispants
    June 7th, 2007 at 11:08 am [Reply]

    If you’re turned on by Salmon Hayek, wouldn’t that make you not a furry, but a “scaley”?

  157. Mumbles
    June 7th, 2007 at 11:13 am [Reply]

    FOOB: Shawna-Marie looks pretty cool, rocking a retro “extra from the Mod Squad” look. How does Anthony with his Sansabelt slacks and Ned Flanders moustache fit in with this crowd?

  158. gh
    June 7th, 2007 at 11:13 am [Reply]

    Dang, I’m getting rusty. Tried to turn John Prine’s “Sam Stone” into “Sam Hill” but all I can get is the chorus:

    The commissioners have plans for where the airport goes,
    Geese and ducks died for nothin’ I suppose.
    Little Cessna’s SOL,
    Is this Mark Trail’s farewell?
    Maydays are hard to raise on broken radios . . .

  159. bats
    June 7th, 2007 at 11:15 am [Reply]

    141. Oh, Chat Noir, that was byooteeful! Especially at 120 dB!

  160. jamoche
    June 7th, 2007 at 11:16 am [Reply]

    #118. Oh,god, now I have that horrible song that goes “All I wanna do is to thank you … you let me change lanes while I was driving in my car” stuck in my head. Bleah. (Of course, the only way to eradicate those things is to infect other people…)

  161. Dicky
    June 7th, 2007 at 11:19 am [Reply]

    SFx: Is it just me or does the person on the TV look like they were lifted from Funky Winkerbean? The drawing style looks like that to me…

    FC: Dear god… Grandma has been stuffed and mounted in front of a tea set. At least there isn’t another chair at that table, otherwise, Dolly or Jeffy would be required to sit in it and keep her company as her tea steeps, never to be drunk.

  162. Mibbitmaker
    June 7th, 2007 at 11:22 am [Reply]

    Today’s Multiple Comics Snark:

    Preteena: Yeah, right, just like–

    We interupt this multiple comics snark to bring you a special bulletin from the News Center: Hotel Heiress and Celebrity-For-No-Good-Reason Paris Hilton, originally sentenced to a stretch of time in prison that only started a couple days ago, was freed and on probation for “good behavior” during her brief stint there. The local policeman who picked the spoiled rich girl up for drunk driving, Officer Pupp, had no comment at this time.

    So it can now finally be considered official: Real life has now become satire.

    We now bring you back to your regularly scheduled comic strip program, already in progress.

    –cause he’s a BIG DOG! HAHAHAHAHA!!

  163. AllieCat
    June 7th, 2007 at 11:25 am [Reply]

    FOOB – Shawna Marie is getting married in CREAM, for heaven’s sake – doesn’t her mother realize that she’s not a “traditional” bride.

    She’s been riding horses for YEARS.

  164. gh
    June 7th, 2007 at 11:29 am [Reply]

    Putting “The Family” in Family Circus, what Dolly actually says is

    Be nice to PJ, Jeffy. Grandma crossed him and now she sleeps with the tea.

  165. Mibbitmaker
    June 7th, 2007 at 11:56 am [Reply]

    JP: They’re not mobsters? That can’t be right. The entire boardroom was easily made up of villians from either Dick Tracy or Batman or both. That motley crew not mobsters? Yeah, right.

    PC: If you have to be the conservative political strip, Tinsley, THIS is how to do it: conflicted and clever. (I’d like to see more of the former from the liberal ones, too, for that matter)

    9CL: Brooke, you’ll never be a Beat Poet, so don’t even try, you judgemental hack. (Didn’t I see him in a car commercial recently?)

    JP: Hey, where’d that HD TV come from in the last panel? Turn it on, Abbey! *That’s what she said!

    MT: I dunno, Mark and Sam, but I’d watch out for that little black duck (off-panel) over there if I were you. The one “woo-hoo-hoo”ing all around. That dude’s a troublemaker, doc!

    MW: “…turn, turn, turn…”

  166. man behind the curtain
    June 7th, 2007 at 11:56 am [Reply]

    A3G — And I’m sure Dr. Pasty-White-Guy MD is thinking “What’s with all the Spanglish and who let the cleaning woman into the ER when we have a patient here.”

    FBOW — Since the wedding is in Quebec shouldn’t the dialogue be in French? Or al least bilingual with the French font twice the size of the English font.

  167. Trotzenbonnie
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:01 pm [Reply]

    Pluggers – If Pluggers need a building loan to erect a tool shed, why, oh why do they keep their pliers in a kitchen drawer? And what’s with the sophisticated brewing device on the counter? I thought all a Plugger would need to make coffee is a sauce pan and a sock.

    Gil Thorp – I’m glad the girls have Coach Thorp’s back but isn’t the cancer on the other side?

    Baby Blues – Hammie said ‘Saturn”.

    Zits – My kid really has a fit when I start singing along to ‘Gin & Juice’.

    Funky Winkerbean – Cancer schmancer. I want to see Maynard and Chien get into some post-prom coitis only to find that they have to flip to see who gets to wear the condom.

  168. velouria73
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:02 pm [Reply]

    FOOB: I was also wondering why Shawna-Marie didn’t have her songs picked out yet. It seems like a controlling mother would’ve decided the music long ago.

    Would anyone who remembers the Dee/Michael wedding awfulness care to give a brief synopsis of what happened there? I am new to FOOB, so I have no idea (although I’m sure I can guess). thanks!

  169. Chromium
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:02 pm [Reply]

    Luann offers us an interesting pearl of widsom today: “War’s hard enough without adoption issues to deal with.” Indeed, Mr. Evans, indeed.

    Also, does Mother Goose and Grimm make any sense to anyone at all? Besides the disorienting punchline, why does Wolf Blitzer have a hobo beard??

  170. man behind the curtain
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:03 pm [Reply]

    A3G — I’d hate to have LuAnn die on us but her death would increase the value of her paintings.

  171. Calico
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:12 pm [Reply]

    #161 – maybe that IS the problem – that she’s drunk.

    #166 quotes in French are actually two brackets surrounding desired words.


    Better brackets can be found on French language keyboards and on the ____________ .

  172. Calico
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:15 pm [Reply]

    What didn’t get thru just then was my example in fake-o braaaackets:

    “Dennis, can you give us a reason as to why you’ve been going on so many Fishing Expeditions with Joey lately?”

  173. Moon Mullins
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:17 pm [Reply]

    121, 135, others:
    For our non-traditional wedding reception, we had a Grateful Dead cover band. Our first dance as husband and wife was to “Cold Rain and Snow”, (by my request), which starts out:

    “Well I married me a wife,
    She’s been trouble all my life!”

    I thought it was kinda funny but my wife didn’t laugh so much.

  174. gh
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:21 pm [Reply]

    Edda: Wing-tipped, briefcase carrying, pinstriped robo-Manhattanites who call what I do a job!

    Chien: Margoing boxcar saturns who look down on talented newspaper editors just because they’re surly.

    Edda: Oh, Chien . . .

    Chien: Oh, Edda. I . . . I know we just met, but would you go to the prom with me?

    Edda: Sure, honey. But I’m a pro, so it’s 10¢ a dance.

  175. Mountain Mama
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:31 pm [Reply]

    Talk about conflicting feelings: If Von and Vera start making out now, I’ll be disturbed. If Von and Vera don’t start making out, I’ll still be disturbed.

    I guess I’m just conflicted by the fact that I’m not conflicted.

    Why do I read this stuff?

  176. Hogen Mogen
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:31 pm [Reply];page=2;quality=high;cpp=8;c=112;c=71;c=20;c=116;c=118;c=144;c=123;c=130;c=140;date=2007/6/7

    TDIET: Holy f’ing sh!t! I boxcaring hate when that happens! Every damn time I get oranges at the grocery, my uncle Otto in Florida sends a crate! I swear, he’ll do it every Saturning time!!@! That is, he would do it if I had an uncle Otto in Florida.

    Spiderman: The stupidity continues unabated. Spidey is holding on to Maria while swinging from the same helicopter he is supposed to be saving her from.

    Funkerbean: Pete, wake the hell up, will ya? Grow some cajones and ask her out already.

    Phantom: I like the blithe attitude of the guy who sent his daughter overboard in order to save him. So she’s in a life vest in the middle of the ocean. Sharks, stray currents, storms, the boat captain could find her. Yes, we all know the Phantom and friends will find her first, but the girl’s dad certainly doesn’t know that. At least we get some convergence between these two stray plots.

    I really hope Mark and Sam turn some of those mallard ducks into chop suey. That would be cool, Bevis. Heh heh.

  177. Hogen Mogen
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:33 pm [Reply]

    A3G: I refuse to believe that guy is a real doctor. He doesn’t wear one of those circular reflector things on his forehead. He must be a museum docent or something.

  178. queek
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:34 pm [Reply]

    OMG! *puts in a vote for the binary breasted version of Cassandra*

    123, I so was going to say that.

    yesterthread Ed, loved Salmon today, and got a kick out of yesterdays My Cage as well. The T-shirthell bit about “supporting single mothers” comes to mind, but that’s probably just me.

    MG&G: I lol’d. “my what big questions you ask!”
    There’s a line in “Lost Boys” about how werewolves were holding high political office. I think of Wolf Blitzer every time. (Sorry Frog Brothers, they are in media as well!)

    Maintaining: how can this guy draw the ladies so fine, and the males so horrid? *sigh*

  179. Bootsy
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:45 pm [Reply]

    #131, CrabbyGenes, Josh’s site, he posts what and when he wants. That being said, at least you asked nicely and said thanks. There are quite a few links from here that I can’t see b/c of my work’s firewall, and that ‘s fine because I come here for comics and curmudgeonly snarking. I agree with Howard and Red. Ignore what you don’t find interesting, and don’t forget the grownups!

    #141, Chat, Bwa and haha! I think Shawna-Marie could do a lot worse than The Meters’ classic “Cissy Strut”.

    #65, MonkeyHawk, anyone who has to ask what bogart means needs to get high a dictionary.

  180. O’Fogeyette
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:48 pm [Reply]

    Great Slylock porn, KT! I love it! But I’m still waiting for you or Dean Booth or someone to do The Brothers Karamazov, which apparently does not fall under Rule 34..

    Monkeyhawk, thanks for the congrats on our amazing World Series win. Note to others: we won 5 -0. One of the most amazing World Series in College Softball history! Did NO ONE else watch it?

    Not much time to post or snark today–gotta get to the University for the celebration! But back to normal tomorrow, whatever that is.

  181. AllieCat
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:48 pm [Reply]

    Deanna and Mike FOOB Wedding Synopsis – and have mercy on my soul for anything I misrepresent or forget – it was 6 years ago.

    1. Deanna and her mother were at loggerheads about the dress – Mom picked out something hideous and Deanna came running to Elly for backup on getting what she wanted. Finally, Elly had to hide in the dressing room at the Bridal Shoppe while Deanna came out and showed her mother her choice of dress – which was lovely and Mira relented.

    1a. Lynn had a tie in with an actual dress designer, Romona Keveza, and you could actually at one point buy the “Deanna” for your own wedding. I think it came in white, but not cream.

    2. Dee and Mike decided to live together before the wedding and got a ton of shit from her Mom – so they decided to marry in a private ceremony in the living room of some minister with Tracey and Gord as their witnesses – about a month before the actual wedding. They confided in John/Elly, but kept it from Mira so that she could have her dream wedding.

    3. I don’t entirely remember much about the wedding itself, except it was tasteful, no puns or shenanigans. The main thing is that Mira was shown to be a total dictator and that everyone pretty much couldn’t stand her. I want to recall that she said something snarky about Weed being a groomsman – can’t remember exactly.

    4. They got married RIGHT after 9/11 (the 15th, I guess). But since the strip was in the hopper six weeks before, there was no mention, obviously. Except in the Foob letters the next month, they mentioned that a lot of people couldn’t make it because of the flights all being shut down. And how they didn’t want to disrespect those who died, but blah, blah…

    Should I be worried that I remember even this much?

  182. gump worsley
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:50 pm [Reply]

    Memo to: Comics editors
    From: Al Scaduto
    Re: Today’s strip

    Today only, please re-title the strip to “They’ll Do It Once, Maybe.”


  183. Aaargh!
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:52 pm [Reply]

    New post. Please. NOW.

    I started reading the Curmudgeon in part because FINALLY oh god FINALLY a place where comics were discussed free of dysfunctional furry wankery. The majority of furries I have encountered are NOT nice people, and if there were a way to permanently killfile their manipulative, lying, drama-whoring presences I would take it in an instant.

    On another topic, Sally Forth continues to fascinate me, particularly with today’s new look at the Hilary-Faye dynamic.

  184. man behind the curtain
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:54 pm [Reply]

    LuAnn — Sgt. York. Better put an extra dose of saltpeter in your coffee.

  185. Calico
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:57 pm [Reply]

    #165, Re: JP – and Hugh is actually Vince Neil beardless, in a suit from 1995!

  186. Hogen Mogen
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:57 pm [Reply]

    If I ever get a PhD, it will be with the following thesis:

    A History of “What th’?” In Mark Trail

    What th’?

    What th’?

    What th’?

    What th’?

  187. Hogen Mogen
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:59 pm [Reply]

    Sorry, the first link was supposed to be

    What th’?

  188. Nina
    June 7th, 2007 at 1:02 pm [Reply]

    O’F I have watched all the games. Congrats! The games were all great. Question: Why, in womens softball does the pitcher get to pitch all the innings in all of the games. They don’t have a rule limiting them to so many innings like men’s team’s?

  189. Trotzenbonnie
    June 7th, 2007 at 1:07 pm [Reply]

    Who knew I would get so much crap about asking what a Bogart is from a bunch of people counting kitty titties. Sheesh.
    Do you want me to learn about that kind of thing on some sleazy street corner?

  190. Anonymous
    June 7th, 2007 at 1:13 pm [Reply]

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I was at work when I first read this posting and could not click the link. You know what I am thinking is probably a MILLION times more depraved than the actual drawing so will therefore be forever tormented by the sick image in my haid.

  191. Original Lee
    June 7th, 2007 at 1:32 pm [Reply]

    MT: Spiderbrick, you had to do it to me. I laughed so hard my whole office came over to see what was so funny. Now everybody’s talking like William Shatner, and I’m laughing almost too hard to type, and I have a deadline today. Thanks, dude.

  192. Busted Flush
    June 7th, 2007 at 1:34 pm [Reply]

    I have to admit, my first wife and I had a piece sung at our wedding that began “You’ve been a fool, and so have I, so come, and be my wife”. We’d met during a production of a show called “Fools”. Her mother may have been scandalized, I don’t remember. But my folks thought it was pretty funny.

  193. Foobar
    June 7th, 2007 at 2:02 pm [Reply]

    Oh darn, the link is gone forever. From the thousand-and-one details in this post I can barely imagine what’s up with this picture.

  194. Digeridoo
    June 7th, 2007 at 2:30 pm [Reply]

    Is this against the rules? (Josh didn’t do it, so…)

  195. commodorejohn
    June 7th, 2007 at 4:35 pm [Reply]

    The comic actually got noticed by Bob Weber? Wow. Glad I saved it. (Actually, I’ll bet one of those cranky “GO AWAY FURFAGS” bastards sent it to him.) Glad to hear he was cool about it, anyway.

  196. mattt
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:04 pm [Reply]

    126 Aw, shucks.
    160 Well, you got your revenge, ’cause now it’s stuck in my/i> head.

  197. The Avocado Avenger
    June 7th, 2007 at 8:33 pm [Reply]

    Well, Digeridoo, kinkyturtle seems to have taken down his pics, probably after a complaint from Weber. I would assume his drawings are protected because they’re parody, but IANAL, and I know how LiveJournal can get when they are presented with an “ohmigod copyright infringement panic” complaint.

    Doubt we’ll be seeing them any time soon.

  198. KT
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:59 pm [Reply]

    Not so much a complaint as a concern over his kids seeing it.

    And BTW, if you go to any of my LJ posts and click the little gray-headed-man-with-blue-shirt-and-nametag icon next to my name, it’ll take you to my userinfo page, where you’ll find my email address.

  199. lilzilla
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:19 pm [Reply]

    Well, that’ll teach me to read CC more assiduously and catch red-hot materials before they’re gone.

  200. Charles Brubaker
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:59 pm [Reply]

    Well, the Cassandra Cat pr0n was deleted from kinky’s blog.

    Good thing I saved it before it happened.

  201. skulking on the outskirts
    June 8th, 2007 at 12:47 am [Reply]

    #181, Alliecat: It wasn’t Weed that Mira had the problem with, it was Lawrence of the famous “gay teenager comes out to family and friends in an internationally syndicated family comic strip” story arc from several years back. In addition to being a stereotypical control-freak mom, Mira is a tad narrow-minded, and didn’t want “one of THOSE people” in “her” wedding. As I recall, Lawrence quite effectively spiked her cannons by solemnly promising that he would never wear anything that might cause him to out-shine the bride.
    (Aside to G.E.C. Chennux–Your Imperial Magnificence, the cannons referred to were strictly metaphorical. The one called Mira does not actually posess any significant artillery, nor in fact do any of the inhabitants of Foobville. But if Your Scaly Grandiosity wishes to rain down fiery death and destruction upon said Foobs regardless, knock yourself out, big guy! We will all stand back at a safe distance and applaud, whilst throwing potatos at your ginormous clawed feet.) (Btw, just wondering, what is the safe distance to keep between oneself and the magmacannon’s blast radius, anyway? Just curious, Sire.)

  202. Bob Weber
    June 8th, 2007 at 1:12 am [Reply]

    Thanks KT for your understanding my concerns. And to the person that was curious about my letter to Josh, here is what I wrote…
    Hey Josh,
    First let me say I’ve been enjoying your blog for some time. I think the attention Cassandra Cat gets is hysterical. But I am concerned about the latest porn post. Even though my wife and I had a good laugh over it, I really don’t want a kid going online and finding it. I sent a message to the creator last night asking him to take it down in the morning (might as well let Slylock and Cassandra finish), but I see it is still posted on his site.
    I hope you understand.
    Bob Weber Jr.

  203. ElSanto
    June 8th, 2007 at 3:12 am [Reply]

    Wow. Check it out… Bob Weber Jr. is a lurker on this site! That’s all sorts of awesome that I can’t even quantify it with anything currently in existence in our universe. And thank goodness I never went through with my proposed Cassandra Cat/Tiffany Fox slashfest. I don’t want BWJr. thinking I was a loser or nuthin’. :p

  204. commodorejohn
    June 8th, 2007 at 6:39 am [Reply]

    Wow, that’s just…wow. This site is becoming the Internet hub for comic artists.

    But what’ll happen when Lynn Johnston shows up?

  205. Keg of Curd
    June 8th, 2007 at 7:45 am [Reply]

    Bob – cheers & best to you, too. Class.

  206. ElSanto
    June 8th, 2007 at 10:36 am [Reply]

    #204 – Who’s to say she already isn’t? And maybe that’s why Josh hesitates to post any FOOB snark…. He fears her icy cold stare, which can turn men into stone. Or so I am told.

  207. kingklash
    June 8th, 2007 at 11:57 am [Reply]

    Aw, crap! I didn’t get a chance to see it.

  208. Crooked Soricidae
    June 8th, 2007 at 3:59 pm [Reply]

    BWJr is teh cool just like Ces!!!

  209. Vince M.
    June 8th, 2007 at 5:26 pm [Reply]

    202: That was a remarkably decent response. I imagine as someone who champions aspiring cartoonists, you must have been both impressed with and worried about the uncanniness of that post.
    In any case, I can rest easier thinking you might not be sending Cassandra packing to some cat-nunnery.

  210. Jack
    June 8th, 2007 at 6:08 pm [Reply]

    Dang, didn’t get to see it. That’s what I get for missing a day!

    … wait, is this a secret trap designed to enslave casual visitors into a devoted readership? I’m not sure I like being manipulated by cartoon cat pornography.

  211. Sporadic Andy
    June 9th, 2007 at 11:36 pm [Reply]

    I’m glad Bob Weber Jr. is that rare breed of cartoonist with a sense of humor.

  212. Kirbyoto
    June 10th, 2007 at 6:11 pm [Reply]

    It’s a sad day when children’s cartoonists are forced to scour the internet for pornography about their work so that they can go HEY STOP THAT.

    I mean, really.

  213. thehatinthecat
    June 11th, 2007 at 6:34 am [Reply]

    These so called artist who draw the anthrophic comic strips are clearly in cohoots with those who draw this anamlistic flith in an attempt destory the moral fiber of our children and to bring about the mark of the Beast don’t let Webber asking you to take it down that link down fool you….*looks link up else where*
    he *fwap* just *fwap* wants *frawp* to *fwap* stop *fwap* us *fwap* from *fwap* know *fwap* the *fwap* TRUUTTH!

  214. BP
    September 21st, 2007 at 11:46 pm [Reply]

    Can someone PLEASE send me this pic? Please please pleeeeeeeease?!

  215. BP again
    September 24th, 2007 at 9:01 pm [Reply]

    Nevermind, I found it. Wow… that’s *fwap* all *fwap* I’ll *fwap* say…

  216. drtgghyaa
    February 26th, 2009 at 10:08 pm [Reply]

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  217. frggyhhb
    February 26th, 2009 at 10:09 pm [Reply]

    You have good site

  218. Gkeefe
    January 7th, 2010 at 1:17 am [Reply]

    “Link removed at the request of (no, really) Slylock Fox artist Bob Weber”

  219. jain
    June 7th, 2010 at 5:55 am [Reply]

    Man, its proving to be a challenge to find this, now that you’ve peaked my curiosity.

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