Quickies from Friday that would have run on Friday, except the King Features servers were down, so here they are today
Judge Parker, 5/30/08
“A virus called … reefer madness! How could we resist, when it sold like hotcakes?”
Uh-oh! The last time a guy with a mustache like that bellowed “This means war!”, the world was in a heap o’ trouble, for about six years or so.