Mary Worth, 6/6/06
Girlfriend, the first thing we’re going to have to do is wax those forearms.
"Calm Dennis is so spooky. 'You've discovered my secret, Mother. Congratulations. Yes, I like to watch vintage lumberjack romances on Turner Classic Movies sometimes. Tell Father if you'd like. I don't care one way or the other. And now, if you don't mind, I'd like to return to Ardor Amid the Pines please.'" --Joe Blevins