Mary Worth, 7/22/05
Two Taiwanese-made machine-crafted porcelain swans: $4.
One bottle of Mr. Boston scotch-style liquor beverage product, extra large: $9.
Watching your unwanted guest, wearing her ratty old housedress and carrying a suitcase containing one ill-folded lime-green blouse, stumble drunkenly out of the house in the middle of the night and then falling facedown into a ditch: priceless.
I’m heading out of town for the weekend, everybody: new comics Monday evening.