I keep trying to fit this strip into a shape that isn’t horrible, but this is all that I can come up with:
- After running out of socks, Francis also ran out of toilet paper.
- Francis uses socks as toilet paper.
- Francis is going to masturbate in Thomas’s bathroom, using one of Thomas’s socks to clean up with.
Oh God, oh God, I need to stop there unless I…
- Francis has already masturbated into Thomas’s laundry hamper, and now needs to use the bathroom, for unrelated reasons.
ARGH ARGH ARGH MUST MOVE ON
Crankshaft is of course a terrible, hateful character, but I do sort of respect his refusal to cower in the face of the obvious cruelty and misanthropy of his creator. Crankshaft’s friend there is glum and resigned in the face of the specter of death; Crankshaft sneeringly demands to know the day and time of destruction, so that he may laugh at it all the more. Until then, he will live every day as if it were his last, making everyone around him as miserable as possible.