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No doubt many of you who are just beginning to appreciate the joys of Gil Thorp have thought to yourself, “There’s no way human hair can look like that in real life!” Well, maybe not, but you can get pretty close with just water and shampoo:

Now, why have I chosen to humiliate myself in this fashion? To encourage you to do the same! You see, there’s been a modest uptick in Comics Curmudgeon gear sales in the past couple weeks. And yet nobody has sent me a photo of themselves wearing, drinking out of, or otherwise using their fun new products! Now, I’m honored, humbled, and excited that you’re buying the stuff (not to mention a dollar richer — or strictly speaking, less poor — for every sale), so it seems a little petty to ask yet more of you. But since you’re clearly prepared to wear it in public to the general bafflement of mankind, why not show it off to the one group of people who are in on the joke? Please, I beg of you: grab your photo phone and digital camera and send me the pic!

Speaking of moneymaking opportunities: if you’re reading these words, you know how intelligent, attractive, and well-heeled Comics Curmudgeon readers are. You’ve probably thought to yourself, “I’d like to advertise my for-profit scheme on this blog, but Google can’t guarantee that my ad will be here, and to be on Amazon you need to be ‘published.'” Well, fear not! I’ve now signed up to have ads from Blogads in my left-hand navbar, and have been so pleased with them that I’ve kicked Amazon to the curb. If you click on the “advertise on the comics curmudgeon” link at the bottom of the ads (or, heck, just click here) you can advertise on this site for as little at $10!

And finally, I, under no financial obligation whatsoever, urge you to check out the new blog at Drink At Work, penned by Medium Large and Sally Forth writer Francesco Marciuliano. He’s been doing a pretty funny series about the comic strip-writing process, which includes one of the most savage and a hilarious screeds directed against Prickly City that I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen plenty). Ces, man, you better watch your back at the next Reuben Awards banquet or wherever the hell it is you people get together.

Update: OK, not exactly what I had in mind, but check out our newest sexy model:

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You know why Thursday, Friday, and Saturday’s comics haven’t been posted yet and wont be posted in the future? Because they aren’t worthy of my genuis. Also: I’m lazy. There’s a Sunday comic that I just can’t say no to, however — coming your way in mere moments.

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OK, I was completely unprepared for the overwhelming quantity and quality of haiku(s) that you guys posted. You guys all rock, and anyone who hasn’t read them all should do so right now. Here are my arbitrary top picks:

Actual Japanese category:

新聞や
笑に横たふ
ガフィールド

–Anonymous
Who knows what it means? I’m just impressed that someone actually wrote it. According to Altavista’s Babelfish, it translates to: “Side it is in the newspaper and laughing ふ ガフィールド”. Well alrighty then!

Using actual comics dialog category:

Pushed out by the tide.
Oh no, Sharks. That’s all I need!
I’ll try to stay calm.

–Jeff R.

Sexual playtoy!
Ooh-och-ookie! Hoo hoo hoo!
Baby had NO shame!

–Incident

Subtle use of catchphrase category:

Grampa on the couch
dreaming of harem women
I guess he’s been there

–fuzzmaster

Shameless merchandising category:

Hats of Fencepost Frank
Are for sale at Cafepress
But no one buys them

–Dub Not Dubya

Doing that whole “haikus and seasons” thing category:

Haikus need seasons
but time never passes at
Apartment 3-G

–Adouble

Spring Moon, Anna pukes
Mary plots a fresh meddle
And dreams of new angst

–zot

Seeing what’s unseen category:

Meddlesome Mary
dispensing advice to all
Just needs to get laid.

–RememberByronFrost

Peppermint Patty
Sir, may I have another?
Marcie seeks the sweet

–fuzzmaster

Margo and LuAnn
Seemingly main characters
But Tommie’s in charge

–cuteLucca

Snide but funy category:

Sally Forth is lame
While Medium Large is great
But which brings in cash?

–Sue

Poignant as the source material category:

Unseen red-haired girl
His heart’s imagination
Mailbox is empty

–fuzzmaster

All search term category:

tijauna bible
baby moses bath cartoon
naked miss buxley

–dalton

Ick category:

My bed is comfy
It is warm and soft and it
calls me ‘hunny-pot’

–cuteLucca

And the last word:

Die, Judge Parker, die
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die
You, too, Rex Morgan

–fuzzmaster

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