Boys, Curtis! He’s telling that you’re no good with girls, so you should start dating boys!
At least that’s what I’m getting out of this. Anyone who can offer another interpretation that makes any more sense, please let me know.
One thing I do like in this strip is the sign in the second panel from the left in the bottom row: “No hair cut below the neck.” When will the oppression of Hairy-Backed Americans end?