In a desperate attempt to stay up-to-date on the dailies, I offer you: “Seven sentences about four comics.”
Mark Trail, 3/24/05
Fresh from battling drug dealers, Mark will now have to choose between making either a famous celebrity or this crazy old hermit cry. I see it as a win-win.
Number of Terry Schiavo-inspired jokes spotted in the comics pages: 1. Number of tasteful and/or funny Terry Schiavo-inspired jokes spotted in comics pages: 0.
OK, I know I just said this, but it bears repeating. “What the fuck?”
For Better Or For Worse, 3/27/05
On Easter, this comic makes the risen Christ weep.
(And don’t worry, I’ll pick the best of the haikus soon, I promise…)