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Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 9/21/17
In their blind haste to develop self-driving cars, elitist Google ignores nutritional needs of rural Americans. Sad!
Beetle Bailey, 9/21/17
Got the celery and the baguette, but still the lamest Art Frahm knock-off ever.
Rex Morgan, M.D., 9/21/17
Heather gets her longed-for baby, and Rex gets an ocean between himself and his patient. It’s win-win!
Sherman’s Lagoon, 9/21/17
Fascinated by the island monkeys, Sherman asks Big Kahuna to transform him into one. I’m more than a little concerned about this! “Beach apes” are food to Great Whites like Sherman, yet he becomes a primate every time he gets a chance. A dimwit shark is funny; a dimwit self-loathing shark is just confusing.
Gil Thorp, 9/21/17
Prodded by evil Uncle Gary, promising left tackle Rick Soto must choose between a chance at high school gridiron glory or wowing the Elks Club with 1928 Kurt Weill show tunes. Follow your extremely modest dreams, kid!
You’d think a prehistory-themed strip would know a little more about reptiles.
Tiffany put on some weight, which is somehow now everybody’s business. Her nominal friends spring into action: Bernice to read to her from that big copy of Cosmo, Dez to light calming incense, and Luann to set things up with the team.
— Uncle Lumpy