Mary Worth, 12/12/05
Just checking in briefly with what’s going on over at Divorce, Charterstone Style. Mary and Wilbur’s platitudinous smackdown has thankfully been replaced by catty underling innuendo. I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that if any of your minions come in and taunt you about your ex-husband’s financial success, nobody over at the EEOC or the Labor Relations Board is going to say anything if you brain them with your fetching purple-and-maize desk lamp.
Do the Mary Worth artists have some sort of thing for women whose eyes don’t point in the same direction?
On second thought, I don’t want to know the answer to that question.