Sally Forth, 1/5/06
OK, we all know Ces already has this one plotted out months in advance, but still, let’s try to think up a new job for Ted that will both leave him more personally fulfilled and open up new narrative possibilities for the strip!
- A renegade cop who plays by his own rules
- NASCAR pit crew member
- Pastry chef
- Mob accountant
Gay porn starGas station attendant
- Lion tamer
C’mon, everybody, join the fun!
Whatever it is our little Ted decides to do when he grows up, he’ll need a new shirt to do it in. Right now, he looks like he’s wearing a Yankees uniform with a tie. At least he’s not the worst dressed member of the Forth household: Sally’s outfit is exactly like Cathy’s Irving’s get-up, only in a much uglier color.
Update: Ces offers sample Ted dialogue for these jobs over at Drink At Work.