Funky Winkerbean, 8/10/06
- Arizona in very hot, especially in August.
- The first two syllables of “Arizona” sound like the word “arid,” which aptly describes the state’s climate.
The Lockhorns, 8/10/06
- It’s embarrassing when your wife catches you looking looking at Internet pornography.
- The Lockhorns’ marriage is a joyless hell.