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Okay okay okay! Last Saturday’s post asked
where are the hot guys in today’s newspaper comics?
And you responded — in bulk! Seriously, the range of response confirms recent research that folks are more, er, refined in selecting men than men are in selecting women.
No room to list them all (and “Original Brawny Towel Man” is not a comic-strip character, dammit!), but here’s a tasty sample:
Judge Parker 10/20/2006
Judge Parker, 8/5/07
Hunky dimwit Sam Driver is curiously immune to the thrusty charms of women, including his wife.
Slylock Fox, 2/19/07 and 9/3/07
¿Quién es más macho? Buford Bull o Slylock Fox? Oh — I think we know!
Several people expressed a hankerin’ for uncomplicated beefcake “L’il” Abner Yokum, wisely favoring him over jailbait brother Tiny.
9 Chickweed Lane, 8/3/07
Everybody’s front-runner, Seth. Generous, confident, and chinly — all qualities thin on the ground in 9CL. Oh, did I mention pauciloquent? See, Brooke? I own a thesaurus, too!
Traditional “male” stereotypes — Mark Trail, Dick Tracy, even o’l stripey Phantom — received a resounding “meh” from our faithful readership. Surprise contenders included Rob Wilco from Get Fuzzy, the Grampa from One Big Happy, and Ted Forth. One person suggested that Margo was more of a man than anyone in the comics. I think the person who suggested Leroy Lockhorn was joking.
And here’s a dark horse, from the very darkest of stables:
Funky Winkerbean, 6/9/07
Comic John* went to the prom with Chien, had a good time, and probably earned himself a slot in author Tom Batiuk’s scheduled (and most likely written and illustrated) Great Leap Forward. And in the words of faithful reader Three or Four, “Seriously. Whoever gives him a charity lay is gonna get the surprise of her life.”
mmmmmmm. . . . Original Brawny Towel Man. They really sold out with that second guy.
— Uncle Lumpy
* Observant reader Al notes below that this is not, in fact, Comic John, but Mopey Pete. Please make the appropriate substitutions.
This just in!
For the ladies: Thanks to the diligent Intertube research of faithful reader Godzooky, we have this rare image of our Man of Mystery, his Black Orchid, and the Love of his Life. Go nuts!
Brenda Starr, Reporter, 1963