THE ANSWER TO/ A MAIDEN’S PRAYER/ IS NOT A CHIN/ OF STUBBY HAIR
Wait … is Dagwood supposed to be an office manager? Is … is that the joke? Because he often deals with “accounts” and makes presentations to clients for Dithers Enterprises, which isn’t something that office managers do, I don’t think. Or is he just taking offense at criticism of lazy incompetents on general principles? Or does he find it hard to relax because his co-chatter is talking about work? DAMN IT DAGWOOD YOU BROUGHT IT UP.
Anyway, I refuse to believe that Dagwood would just be spending time on random chat rooms. If he were to frequent any Web site, I’m pretty sure that it would be this.
Comics about Brad’s sex life: Distasteful.
Comics about Brad’s fetishistic shaving-based sex life: NGGGNGGGNGNGH