Thursday catch-up one-liners
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Beetle Bailey, 5/28/09
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Beetle is obviously very shy about revealing the most intimate part of his anatomy: the top of his head.
Blondie, 5/28/09
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Ha ha, Dagwood’s fellow carpooler is traumatized by his layoff and can’t think of anything to do with his life other than go through the motions of going to work! He’ll probably head down to his old office building and loiter around there for a while, then shoot himself in the parking lot just when everyone is walking out to their cars.
Mary Worth, 5/29/09
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“Yes, Adrian deserves a good man … life has a strange way of working out … all’s well that ends well … love conquers all … look, Jeff, if you don’t stop going on and on about this twerp and his dead dad, I’m going to strangle you with this cravat, I swear to God.”