The comics celebrate Carnivale with a tedious procession of same-old same-old — so let’s dig in!
9 Chickweed Lane, 3/8/11
9 Chickweed Lane tries to balance weeks of yak yak gayification of Uncle Roger with weeks of dance dance straightification of Seth. It doesn’t work, but at least nobody’s talking.
Everyone in Ziggy enjoys his suffering as much as the universe does.
Mary Worth, 3/8/11
See? Nothing really changes except your car is cheesier, your mood surlier, the weather’s worse, you can’t afford as many flowers, and your beloved is long dead. Happy Lent, everybody!
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— Uncle Lumpy