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Funky Winkerbean, 1/4/15

Mirroring the washed-out colors of this strip, any sense of positivity and human kindness in Westview will soon fade into a sort of pastel muck of sadness and bitterness. Haha, look, Les is making a whiny little complaint about how those darn department stores are always trying to get you to buy their products! IT’S HAPPENING ALREADY, IT ONLY TOOK ONE PANEL

Shoe, 1/4/15

“Oh, you know how teenage girls are these days! Just a loose sack of flesh wrapped around a rattling pile of electronics, stumbling from place to place in a ghastly parody of life! Seriously, what have we done to merit this horrible curse upon our children? What cruel God can we propitiate to end their suffering?”