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Funky Winkerbean, 10/5/16

“Unfortunately, I also inherited her rare medical condition, which means that my thin, reed-like neck and limbs aren’t able support their own weight and thus I need a powered exoskeleton suit to live. The good news is that more and more films are being made in which the female lead wears a spacesuit throughout, so my career is really starting to take off.”

Judge Parker, 10/15/16

Oh no

Oh NO

Sophie has been dragged from that car wreck and kidnapped by a sinister she-villain known only as…

THE BUTTRESS

Get it because…

…ess is a feminine ending…

…and…

I mean you get it, right

I’m sorry

(I’m not really sorry)