Thursday one-liners
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Mary Worth, 9/10/09
It’s easy for Scott to be patient, because once you’re as fucked up on Special K as he appears to be in panel two, the flow of time no longer has any meaning for you.
Phantom, 9/10/09
“She’s being attacked by some purple-clad freak and his two diminutive diaper-wearing minions! Argh, I’m too late!”
Pluggers, 9/10/09
Pluggers think that “electronics superstores” still sell things out of catalogs in 2009, for some reason.
Ziggy, 9/10/09
Ziggy is about to be sodomy-searched over the phone, because nobody wants to deal with any of Ziggy’s nether parts in person.