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Marvin, 4/18/26
OK, I kind of … well, like is a strong word, but I appreciate what Marvin is going for here. At first you’re like, “Ha ha, of course you can’t turn on the TV! You’re a dog!” But then you find out that the actual reason is that he could use the remote to turn the TV on or off, but he doesn’t know where it is because [comical BOI-OI-OING noise] he hid it. Both the using and (to an admittedly lesser extent) the hiding of this object are not particularly dog-like, so the twist is … well, funny is a strong word, but at least it’s mildly interesting. I guess it’s best if we don’t get into the antagonistic relationship he has with the humans in the house that would’ve led to him hiding it in the first place.
Herb and Jamaal, 4/18/26
French philosopher Blaise Pascal famously came up with the thought experiment that we call “Pascal’s wager,” which is basically that you might as well believe in God because if you do but he doesn’t exist, you suffer no harm from your belief, but if he does exist and you don’t believe in him, you won’t make it into heaven. This really wowed the rubes in the 17th century but it’s absolutely baby brain stuff today, where you can open the comics pages and see some guy talking about how he literally believes in the concept of heaven as understood by most contemporary Christians, but he doesn’t go to church, possibly because his irreligiosity combined with his good deeds makes him even more likely to get into paradise, in his opinion. Wild stuff! And he’s telling this to a clergyman who definitely has some opinions about faith and works and their respective relationship to salvation! Can’t decide if Rev. Croom’s big grin is because he’s about to open up a can of theological whoop-ass or because he’s like “This is great, can’t wait to tell the fellas in the PastorChat Discord about this one.”
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H&J-“Yeah no. You’re going to burn. We are rather strict on the believing part.”
MW-“How can I get in on these online romance scams?”
Marvin-“Oh right. I buried it in the backyard with one of the Marvin clones.”
H&J: Rev. Croom is smiling because the guy said “the ‘Pearly Gates’” instead of Heaven. They don’t like specificity in this strip.
Marvin:
“Where I hide things is often a bone of contention!”
Wrecks Moregone:
“Yes, we’re camping out in front of her house 24×7, and, no, she has not called the cops on us yet, why do you ask?……no, the local criminal gangs have not yet called us to thank us for informing them that her mansion is likely empty and ripe for looting, why do you ask?…is it possible she’s ill or had a heart attack or stroke and is lying helpless in there, why do you ask?”
Marvin:
“Okay, I see and appreciate your headline and all, Josh, but for the sake of thematic consistency, let me say this: ‘If I search the bowels of this place, maybe there’ll be some movement on what the location of the remote is!’ “
The whole good works things is usually reserved for noble people who weren’t exposed to the ministry of Christ, like Buddha or Aristotle. Kind of hard for diner guy to claim “Jesus who?” in today’s America.
Wary Morth:
I see Mary is washing down her glass of blood with some hedge clippings. Didn’t know vampires could do that.
Mark Trail: WHY HASN’T ANYONE SMACKED THAT SILLYSPARKLYHAT FROM MARK’S STUPID HEAD????
Herb and Jamaal:
“Son, I have no doubt that when you pass this sphere as a non-churchgoer, you’ll go to a place that is filled to the brim with now-defunct, top-of-the-line Chrysler models!”
“Really, Rev? — what’s that place called?”
” ‘The Imperial Firmament’ !”
The wager assumes that Christianity is the only religion. If God doesn’t exist but some other deity does, a believer in the former might be doomed if the latter being is tyrannically jealous. Maybe to be safe, we should all worship Marvin to avoid spending eternity in a vast morass of foul diapers.
Josh took herb and Jamaal and actually made it into a joke – as it stands in the paper now it’s … not funny? Just a guy wishing for eternal happiness without any effort on his part!
Perhaps the whole thing would fit better if the dialogue was swapped to Mary Worth and Wilbur.
MW: Panel 3: a desperate Muffin chugs the wine.
RMMD: Without the sound, I would’ve thought that Lorna had been cast as The Riddler.
H&L: ” People say you’re pie-eyed, too, but I don’t see any pie.”
LUANN: Bernice’s ideal job would be one in which no one had to have any interaction with Bernice.
Marvin: “…but I’m going to stare at it anyhow, because anything is better than what is going on just off panel…”
H&J: My religious relatives used to send me Chick Tracts when I was young, and this exchange is almost identical to the first couple pages of maybe a dozen of them. I have to say, that catholic clerical collar is short-circuiting my brain a little bit, like it’s a crossover episode with multiple villains…
Phantom:
“Colonel, since we’re just kind of sitting around here in the dark, anyway, why don’t we use the box you see in the upper left-hand corner of our second panel as the inspiration to do a variation on the ‘Fish’ cheer of Country Joe McDonald of blessed memory. Ready? Give me an ‘F’ !”
“F!”
“Give me an ‘A’ !”
“A!”
“Give me an ‘L’ !”
“L!”
“Give me a ‘K’ !”
“K!”
“What’s that spell?”
“Falk!”
“What’s that spell?”
“Falk!”
“What’s that spell?”
“Falk!”
“What’s that spell?”
“Falk!”
…
There’s a Chick Tract that presents the same scenario as H&J in a totally batshit way. The serial murderer who repents and leads one other person to Jesus? Welcome to heaven! The missionary couple who spent decades helping the poor in faraway lands but who didn’t try to convert anyone? Too bad for you, hope you like brimstone!
@Baja Gaijin: It’s stuck on with super glue strength hair oil.
@Tonio:
I like Chick tracts. They’re a great way of deprogramming people from religion.
RMMD:
“Forget Lorna Starr, barkeep! — that TV anchorperson/hostess is quite pulchritudinous! Do you think she might drag me into the TV set? — you know, like that cartoon character did to the lady in the Aha ‘Take on Me’ video?”
Either the dog fears the grumpy consequences of the humans watching Fox News, or he doesn’t want them seeing an ASPCA ad and get ideas about neutering.
Mary Worth: Mary could make a few bucks opening an OnlyFans where she sets her pussy on the dinner table.
GT: One of the commenters on GoComics (let’s call them ‘GilFans’) stated that Henry Barajas just doesn’t understand that his readers are sports fans who read the strip for sports, not to be ‘preached at or lectured to’. I thought to myself, then shouldn’t you be more upset at how… lackadaisically, shall we say, the sports are depicted? Why are you still here?
RMMD: ‘Sure, I can turn the TV up. You want I should get you a comfy pillow too? Either buy a drink or get out!!
JP: WHAT busy highway?!
What makes someone a “good person?” Actually, the most cohesive, straightforward argument I’ve heard comes from certain loathsome sects of Christianity. They say it literally doesn’t matter what you do in your life. No matter what you build, no matter how you treat people, as long as you have the correct beliefs you’re a good person, and everything you do is good, and you’ll go to Heaven when you die. Everyone else is down here splitting hairs over stuff like reducing suffering in the world and judging people by their words and deeds and questioning if good is even what you are or rather what you do, but why not skip over all that? And now this nameless Herb and Jamaal extra takes a further step: Why not skip over the question of religious practices as well? All you gotta do is declare yourself to be a good person and decide to believe that’s all it takes to get into Heaven. By the beard of Odin, he could be onto something.
MW Mew Meow = “I’ve finally gotten you trained to give me proper food instead of salad, what’s next is getting you to improve your litter box cleaning skills”
DT “My special number, which only works on old rotary phones hooked up to a secretly-maintained web of wires throughout the city in order to bypass cell phone surveillance. Good luck finding one to hook into the wall when you want to contact me, I suggest trying antique stores”
JP Yeah, I’d suggest literally anywhere that doesn’t have 24-hr video surveillance as part of the security advertised in their business model
BB I’m sure there’s a joke about weaponized incompetence here, but what’s amazing is that it’s taken decades of marriage to get this to happen, so maybe it’s dementia instead. Either way Camp Swampy is in good hands, folks!
@Hibbleton: I’m not even sure the guy is claiming good works, he might just be saying he has all the right kindly thoughts and doesn’t go out of his way to hurt others. Anyhow, the “hopeful inclusivists” can go so far as to hope for those who have heard of Jesus but aren’t Christian.
[long digression] One way is as CS Lewis’ wrote in Mere Christianity: “We do know that no man can be saved except through Christ. We do not know that only those who know Him can be saved through Him.” He included people who were drawn to Jesus through their worship of what he’d consider good aspects in other religions, even without realizing that the good was reflected in Jesus (and he put a scene in his Narnia book The Last Battle with a dead worshipper of a demon-religion recognizing Aslan as what he’d truly been seeking and being welcomed into paradise). He wasn’t the only one to go that far, heck, post-VaticanII Catholic theology is a long these lines. [/long digression]
H&J: When I was younger, while my Mom had gone to a bookstore, I had a complete mental breakdown.
I was yelling “Please help me God!!! Please help me!!”
When my Mom came home, she had brought me a guardian angel statue (that came with a little book about guardian angels)
I always felt that, that was God reaching out to me, despite I was never a religious person. In fact I was even a little mad, because there are people who are literally starving and dying in the streets, but “I” was apparently worth helping over them…
Regardless, I love God in my own personal way, but I do not go to church. As I find the churches hypocritical money-grubbing weasels, as well as I’m afraid that I’ll fall in too deep and become a loony fundamentalist.
I wish religion was more straightforward, honestly.
@Amelie Wikström: What about the 10 Commandments?
“Thou Shall Not Kill”
“Thou Shall not Steal”
What if a person is a thieving murderer but attends church daily and fully believes in Christ?
Paradox?
MARY WORTH: See, this is why our Mary is the master! Only an expert well-versed in “advance busybodying” would “fix” this dilemma by reducing it to it’s easily-resolvable “B-plot (a sub-meddle if you will), and then blithely claim, “oh, yeah, I was always concerned about the scam job and money” just in time in time for your victory lap. That’s top-tier audience gaslighting right there!
@The Quiet Man: I don’t know why people would read a comic strip for sports. As painstakingly slow as it is with no actual action.
If one wants to view sports, for the sake of viewing sports, watch Football on TV?
@Amelie Wikström: @The Rambling Otter: Also when I was in grade school, where was a kid in my class who was an absolute little shit.
Among other things, he just lied and lied and lied about everything.
He then once was bragging over how he goes to church, so he’ll get into heaven.
He looked so smug about it too.
Ugh.
MW: Mary’s disappointment is written all over her face. Sharon didn’t seem angry at all. In fact, she seems pretty happy to be reconnecting with her dad. Mary’s schadenfreude levels must be desperately low.
H&L: Kids of that age know exactly what “blowhard” means; but I guess taking out your anger for a windless day of kite flying by shit talking your hapless neighbor is better than kicking the dog.
Marvin: Marvin subcontracted the scatalogical over to Safe Havens with mental images of St. Bernard AND Blue Whale excrement. That should fill the quota for the next year.
Marvin: I’m a little troubled that Marvin is edging into Pluggers territory here. The joke (such as it is) would work as a caption for a dog-man searching for the remote, except we’d more concerned about whether the comic was saying all Pluggers are senile.
@Hibbleton: Wait for it. You know Mary is going to contrive some way of “bumping into” Sharon in the parking lot for a quick interrogation, during which she’ll drop the $200K bombshell.
While in the foreground Herb does a thing. The nonspecificity has infected the art.
@Hibbleton: Re Hi and Lois, I know right? Was not at all happy to see Dot ripping off Dennis the Menace’s shtick.
@The Rambling Otter: Oh, these people don’t read the Bible. They have seminars to be told how the stuff they’ll commonly hear about from the Bible is mistaken, how Jesus doesn’t really want you to give money the poor etc. Trust me, any argument you have has a prepared counter-argument starting from the conclusion “therefore, the things I believe are right and I’m right.”
Herb & Jamaal: “Let me just gaze, smiling, into my oversized coffee cup and see what the future holds… Yep. It’s Hell. Hell for you.”
@Amelie Wikström: Or to address the point more directly, killing people is only bad if other people do it. If you do it it’s good, since you’re a good person. It doesn’t matter what any scripture says about it, if you get some weird ideas about equality before the law or something then you’re reading it wrong. You start from the assumption that you’re ontologically good and correct, and everything and everyone else has to twist into place to accept that.
@CanuckDownSouth: Yeah, that, I’ve often thought that Lewis is almost certainly counting works over faith there. He might have made a better Jew than a Christian.
Pluggers are morons. Cheap morons. And proud of it.
@Amelie Wikström: You start from the assumption that you’re ontologically good and correct, and everything and everyone else has to twist into place to accept that.
That’s at least as good a definition of narcissism as any you’d find in the DSM. Thanks!
Marvin – The vet will find your remote. On the x-ray.
@richardf8:
C.S Lewis: Here’s a fantasy novel!
Christians: Allegory for Christianity!
J.K. Rowling: Here’s a fantasy novel!
Christians: Allegory for Satanism!
J.R.R Tolkien: Here’s a fantasy novel!
Christians: Not bad.
H&J: Rev. Croom’s uber literal reading of the bible has his next question holstered up. He’ll ask hell boy for that exact passage. He’s smiling broadly because he can already picture him roasting on a spit for eternity.
Don Abundio, translated:
“Look! There goes Abundio!”
“He must think he’s James freakin’ Bond!”
“Now for the hard part…”
“He’s coming down over the shark tank!”
H&L – Say what? You can call Thirsty lots of things – drunk, souse, slug-a-bed, etc, but “blowhard” is not on the list. The fundamental problem with Dot’s plan is that there is nobody in town who will believe it.
H&J – I interpret Rev. Croom’s smile as either “Theme for this Sunday’s sermon — sorted!” or “Aah, the shrooms are finally kicking in.”
Marvin: One time, my Brother and Sister-in-law went out for the day, leaving my 14 year old Niece alone to take care of the dog.
Later on, my Sister-in-Law phoned her and asked how the dog was doing.
Niece: I don’t know.
Sister-in-law: You don’t know?
Niece: He hasn’t made a sound in about 6 hours.
Sister-in-Law: Is he even still alive?!
(The dog was okay ftr)
@Amelie Wikström:
Oh, these people don’t read the Bible.
I agree with the sentiment but these people pour over the old testament – looking for loopholes. Basically, you can find an O. T. passage to justify any action.
LUANN: “Bernice you love logic, fairness and justice….”
Er….
You know, I take back my earlier “compliment” of Mary Worth, because this strip clearly has it beat when it comes to shameless gaslighting the audience. (Nance, if you thumb through the So You’ve Decided to Read Luann primer to look up the character bio of your daughter’s long-time best friend and person living right there in your house, you’d see that the only reason Bernice would take up psychology or law or any subject like that is just so that she be pretentious and condescending in a more ‘professional” clinical manner.)
At least, this confirms this should ward off any potential envy on Luann’s part because damn, Nancy doesn’t know Bernice at all!
LUANN (2): I think maybe it took so long to really because Luann is particularly clumsy with it’s gaslighting. Which is to say, no Nancy, Bernice would not make a good lawyer since ,as this very arc proves, Bernice will easily reneg on her deeply held principles under the mildest appeal to her vanity (“You honor, I plead my client as GUILTY because opposing counsel Piro said I was ‘reliable’, tee-hee.”)
@Peanut Gallery: That seems to be the look of a guy who just took a much needed load in his adult diaper.
With those massive-sized coffee mugs it was unavoidable.
Ha! Josh thought he’d be avoiding this topic, Mwahahahahaha!!!
@The Rambling Otter:
J.K. Rowling: I’m squicked out by the same things that squick you out and agree you should pass laws to stomp them out!
Christians: We forgive your Satanic books!
@The Rambling Otter:
C.S. Lewis: Here’s a fairy story.
J.R.R. Tolkien: Allegory is NOT a fairy story!
DT: This is the point where, in real life, the criminal mastermind would attempt a a dovetail shuffle and spray the entire deck of cards across the table onto the floor.
@The Rambling Otter: It does look like about a quart of coffee, which might explain why it also looks like it has two handles.
@2+2=7:
LUANN: “Bernice you love logic, fairness and justice….”
It’s not wholly untrue if you interpret it as just being a weird way of saying “Bernice, you’re persnickety and rules-obsessed”.
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I like how “Bernice as the embodiment of Justice” has her NOT BLINDFOLDED and DIRECTLY STARING AT THE SCALES. Way to highlight that “you’re impartial” wasn’t amongst her supposed qualities.
H&J: I was just thinking about how the Gocomics comments section for this strip would have had 112 posters writing in ALL CAPS about how every other poster there was WRONG WRONG WRONG and was destined to burn in Hell over their opinions on the theology here, back when Gocomics still had a comments section for strips. And now I know why that’s not a thing there anymore.
RMMD:
“Barkeep, isn’t that Olivia Newton-John in her ‘I Wanna Get Quizzical’ video?”
9CL: Is it just me or does it seem like they are having this discussion at the urinal?
@The Quiet Man: Important to note that she didn’t say that until AFTER the last book was published, just as she didn’t mention the “Dumbledore is gay” bit until every fan had already bought the series. And you’ll notice the movies don’t mention either of these either, even the ones that are supposedly based on Dumbledore’s previous life.
You’ve got to admire the Christian principle of it; get the money up front, THEN reveal all your objectionable shit.
@The Quiet Man:
J.K. Rowling: I disagree with progressives on literally one issue!
Progressives: Cancel the blasphemer!
Seriously, if you’d told anyone in 2005 that in 2025 liking Harry Potter would be slightly right-coded, they’d’ve looked at you like you were out of your gourd.
@The Rambling Otter:
If the person did actually believe in Christ, he wouldn’t be going around murdering people.
@The Quiet Man: Re: Gil Thorp: Ah, the only readership that matches Luann TruFans for down-to-earth stability (snicker). GilFan’s claim, is, of course, total bullshit, since this strip has always focused on jock-centered teen drama (often the type that has been mentioned in both Time AND Newsweek!) above anything else. But no, what real “Thorpians” want to see are 22 zoomed-out sports-blobs doing incomprehensible football-ish action that can only be properly portrayed in the lush format of three static, tiny, cramped panels!
Phantom: “You realize that ‘gutsy,’ ‘bold,’ and ‘fearless’ are synonyms, right?”
”Well, she went solo with no backup into a potentially lethal situation. I didn’t really mean the ‘smart’ part.”
MW: Anyone as old as Mary would understand that serving wine with a vinegar course is a lousy idea, if only through trial and error. Have a glass of mineral water and save the plonk for when the steak’s ready.
6Chx: The cat is part of her fashion statement. I hope she remembers to feed it occasionally.
@Tom: Yeah, kinda seems like we shouldn’t be looking to celebrities for validation of our personal political beliefs, right?
J.K. Rowling, Kid Rock, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Whoopi Goldberg, it doesn’t matter who they are. Let them run for office, get elected if they can, and actually try to make the sausage for once. Then maybe I’ll give a &%^@ about what they have to say about any given issue.
@Tom: I watch many true-crime reality shows, and many people do murder people but also believe in Christ.
(Or murder people because those people don’t agree with their religious beliefs)
People are messed up in that way.
@WesC: It’s just you. Nothing in the context of this strip suggests that they would bother to find a urinal. Come for the public fucking, stay for the public pissing seems to be the rule of the day here.
@Anonymous: Apologies, that last comment was mine. I know there’s other ‘Anonymouses’ here and I don’t want anyone else to be held responsible for my words.
H&J: Rev. Croom’s just hoping the guy gets a reception like the guy in Discworld who attempted a deathbed conversion, only to be met afterwards by a bunch of gods saying “We’ll show you how we treat smart alecks around these parts…”
“So, you believed in Me, but only for the sake of expediency. And on that basis, you expect to get into Heaven?”
“Well, yes, My Lord. Unless somebody makes me a better offer.”
@richardf8: I recall Tolkien and Lewis got into an argument once, over Santa Claus appearing in the first Narnia book.
Tolkien thought that it was too ridiculous and couldn’t take it seriously.
@Buck Ripsnort: Well, apparently I’m an idiot; just checked and comments ARE still there, but only for PAID SUBSCRIBERS. Never has my $34.99 subscription fee been better not spent.
@Tom: I mean, it is an issue that vilifies a small and already very put-upon minority just for existing and tends to be a canary in the coal mine for larger fascistic trends, so…
(That said, a mutual interest in Harry Potter was one of the main reasons Mr. Diva and I connected and that’s turned out pretty good so far, so I can’t say Rowling hasn’t done some good in the world.)
Pearls Before Swine: Alright, how many of us looked at the sentence in the last panel and immediately checked the first panel to see if all the words in the last sentence were there?
CAREER DAY!!
– LUANN: Both days Bern has nicely played along with Nancy as a law candidate. Heck, psychological counselor or legal counselor — either way Bern can look down on others. OTOH, maybe she’ll learn to listen.
– ZITS: What a brutal counselor, saying a h.s. student has no future. But wait, isn’t Jeremy’s mom that school’s counselor.
& H&L: yeah, wacko how Christian churches rches have decided on different criteria to get into “heaven”. Some say it’s faith, some say grace, some say the “elect” were determined prior to birth, some saygood works. GA says it’s getting on the right train. Most just find the church that accords with whatever they want to believe.
Some of us think the goal isn’t getting into heaven. Do Gods will, and you’re there.
– FBoFW: Parenting, the oldest profession. The one on which our species depends and for which there is no training.
– FG: the star student gets the best job! What a great role model for other up and comers
Mary Worth: Letting your cat sit on the table while you eat comes with a lot of health costs, but at least all those cat anus prints on the table let you know where Dr. Jeff sits. Can’t imagine the Charterstone Health and Safety Committee approves though.
@Tom: Admittedly, that’s a little like mocking Vegetarians for not liking Hitler. “But she agrees with you on OTHER issues!” is carrying a lot of extra weight there. Once you declare my existence is morally wrong and should be ended, I’m not really interested in your opinions on other subjects.
Classic Nancy – today’s comic could use a contemporary twist – I guess Sluggo is going to suffer from CTE: cash register traumatic encephalopathy.
DT: So the three amigos walk to think over their choice and come up with their own plans (?!) Sola Tare would have been smarter to simply give them a plan, feed a line about their cut, and ask what weapons they would need. This just adds another layer of double crosses.
JP: Neddy still doesn’t get it does she. The more she talks and questions, the more Ann realizes Neddy is a loose end that needs tidying up. This storage unit rented under one of Ann’s many aliases is about to get two bodies.
Gasoline Alley: “We’ve replaced the normal housecat in Walt’s home with Muffin from Mary Worth. Let’s see if anyone notices!”
Blondie missed out on the classing-up joke opportunity here. “Gravy” would be my first instinct, sure, but at a perfume counter isn’t “Bernaise” simply better because it’s French?
BG&SS: Barney, art is more a process than a result. Every hour you spend on it teaches you something about yourself and your dreams. This hour you learned it’s useless to try and make this county into someplace which gives a damn about art.
@Activist: This will probably be my last word on H&L for the day (I hope) but you’re leaving out another big delegation: The “I haven’t been given information from anyone who really knows (as opposed to at least third-hand sources), so I’m not wasting my time until I actually Him face to face.”
I’ve never met a member of ANY faith, practicing or not, who didn’t believe the big Whoever agreed with them completely on every matter.
@TheDiva: One of my favorite Discworld Death scenes is in The Truth, where a criminal dies and is met by Death, who starts showing him events from his life.
“Is this the part where my life passes before my eyes?” the guy asks.
Death replies “NO. YOU ALREADY HAD THAT, BETWEEN YOUR BIRTH AND YOUR DEATH. THIS IS HOW YOUR LIFE PASSED BEFORE OTHER PEOPLE’S EYES.”
@Anonymous: I’m a lot more willing to believe you if the things you say already align with my beliefs.
Herb And Jamaal: It brings me no pleasure to suggest a third, more likely explanation; that Rev. Croom is ignoring Random White Guy’s theological discussion because he’s too busy staring dreamily at Herb’s ass.
@treetown: I’m really not understanding Ann’s plan. Assuming Bogdan is still alive, is Ann or Neddy going to drop by every day with food and take away the slop bucket? This won’t be noticed by the staff or caught on the security cameras, and no other customers will ever hear Bogdan’s cries for help? And what’s the end point — when he dies of natural causes?
Dustin: Dustin on Sunday: “Boy, the comics strip page sure is a refreshing place of joy and positivity, isn’t it?”
Dustin today, and indeed every other day: “Young people are stupid and terrible and have unrealistic expectations about life, and they should be mocked at every conceivable opportunity.”
JP: “What are you talking about, Ann? When’s the last time you saw a customer at our ranch?”
MW: Cats are capable of over a hundred vocal sounds, providing a relatively large range of nuance. For example, “Mew Meow!” means “Of course she will!” but “Mew Meow?” carries connotations of “Absolutely not, what are you, crazy?”
Phantom: “Unfortunately, I’m the only one who’s allowed to do that. Sack her ass.”
GT: “Tuesday. We all get suspended. THAT’LL show Stephen Miller and Markwayne Mullin we mean business!”
On Luann : Before she turns her entire life around like this, Bernice should recall that Piro seemingly only returned to her because she shares a psychology class with his brother Alan, and thus she can give Alan lifts to and from his class whenever Piro
can’t be assedis unavailable.Bernice SHOULD keep in mind the possibility that Piro could just disappear from her life for a while again if she drops the class, and doesn’t share a schedule with Alan anymore.