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Mary Worth, 4/25/26

Remember when Dr. Jeff, who’s allergic to cats, discovered that he wasn’t allergic to hypoallergenic cats, so Mary immediately got a cat? And many of us suspected that this was not because she actually wanted a cat, but was instead some kind of power move? Well, I think that instinct has been proven right with today’s strip, in which Mary is returning from a visit to Dr. Jeff’s house, on which she has brought her cat along, something that (as a longtime cat guy, I can say this with some authority) most cats would not enjoy at all, and you would only ever do it to prove some kind of point, and even then only if you were a bad person. Anyway, I don’t particularly remember Jeff having a “big house in the woods,” but I suppose the forest will make for a dramatic setting when “Trixie,” still on the run from the scam compound, bursts out of the trees and then Mary hits him with her car.
Pluggers, 4/25/26

Based on the image, I assumed that the caption on this one was going to be along the lines of “pluggers still have a basket of reading material in their bathroom” (laudatory, we as a society lost something when smartphones stopped us from reading months-old Reader’s Digests or The Big Book of Fun Facts while we’re on the can) or “pluggers still carpet their toilets for some reason” (gross, extremely gross). Instead it’s “pluggers feel the need to impose their preferences on everyone else,” which does track, I guess.
Wizard of Id, 4/25/26

Here’s today’s Wizard of Id. It’s about a witch with a terrible drinking problem! There’s not a “joke” in it per se.


95 replies to “The Farmers’ Almanac is the real victim of the smartphone era”
Hey, those three witches got mean drunk, totally ruined that Macbeth guy’s life, and Gertie just couldn’t turn it off after it was over. Consumed with guilt, THEY’RE the ones with problems!
WoI: I guess she had too many brews.
MW: Who exactly says that, Mary? Yogi Berra instructed “When you see a fork in the road, take it!” I’m guessing she and the doc self-prescribed and consumed some edibles at the forest compound. To misquote Jonah Ray, “I’m not high but my cat is and so am I!”
Hell with the toilet, who in God’s name has a carpeted floor in their bathroom? I’m just gonna tell myself that’s grass, and Andy Bear set up a toilet on the veld somewhere, with a chunk of wall, the better to depict his existential dislocation between two worlds.
WofI: There’s an recent photo floating around on Twitter or Bluesky of a matador being gored and the bull’s horn a full six inches up the matador’s rectum. Just saying this comic could have been a lot more interesting.
Gentle, Observational Humor
– A&J: quiet chuckles every day so you may get like
– BETTY: Yesterday and today, home remodeling
– CURTIS: Didn’t we all dream? Do we now?
(Kinda funny– last night I dreamed I was living inside a PHANTOM arc, it was kinda cool)
MW: Coincidentally, “The bend in the road is not the end of the road, unless you fail to make the turn” is also the epitaph on Aldo Kelrast’s tombstone.
Wizard of Id: Wizard team, we need to talk about working out how much text you need before drawing the speech bubble.
That’s…a harness contraption on the cat, yes? In the car. I assume it can be found on a website called I’m The Asshole? I’ll go classic Simpsons: “This leash demeans us both.”
Mary Worth:
So Mary has “visit”ed Dr. Jeff’s “big house” “in the woods”? — is that what the geriatrics are calling it these days?
MW: After Mary leaves Jeff at his big house in the woods, Jeff hooks up with Laura Ingalls at her little house in the big woods.
Crankshaft : Oh my gosh, the snarker’s “In the late 70s, I was invited to my first Chalk Talk where I would be one of the speakers. Chester Gould, one of my idols, was in attendance and in the front row. After I had given my Chalk Talk, Chester Gould announced that this had been the last Chalk Talk he’d ever attend, and that he was also retiring from the comic industry” was a BETTER TOLD version of the story Bat
iukTON THOMAS was trying to tell here!Like, that’s what it is! “I wanted to meet Chester Gould and talk to him, but I only ever met him once, when he was in attendance at a speech I was giving, and I didn’t jump at the opportunity because I didn’t realise at the time, but this would be the ONLY time I’d meet him before he retired, and then died.”
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Pluggers : Yeah, if you’re gonna do a joke about being obessed what way the toilet paper faces, you should make the toilet paper the focal point of the art instead of something hidden in the corner of the panel. And maybe bring back the Charmin Bear from April Fools Day.
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Wizard of Id : I thought that when a witch climbed her broom like that, it wasn’t a sign that she was intoxicated, it was a sign that she was INCREDIBLY HORNY.
Pluggers:
You’re a plugger if your reading material at the commode is back issues of National Geographic magazine.
MW: Muffin will do Olive and the dogs one better, after Mary misses the turn, crashes her car into a ravine, and must rely on her cat to get out of the halter, unlock the car door, and run back to Jeff for help.
Phantom:
Worubu began with chagrin
Decrying the trouble she’s in
But Kit got involved —
Her problem’s now solved:
She sports a coprophagous grin
Zits: I have never heard of any high school with an “anatomy class”. In high school it’s simply biology. Surprised they didn’t make this class even more specific and say it was a gynecology class.
Wizard of Id
There are a number of things I find objectionable about today’s Wizard of Id. First, while I appreciate that these witches are looking out for their friend’s overall wellbeing, they should really be talking to her about the fact that she’s drunk and driving/flying, which is a more immediate concern. Second, why is Gertie sitting on her broom backwards? Are drunk people supposed to get in their cars backwards or something? I don’t think they do. Finally, why is Gertie the only one not wearing high heels????
MW – Forget the harness contraption for Muffin. Mary doesn’t look like she’s wearing her seatbelt. Or else it’s blended in with her dress, which would mean that she’s color coordinated her outfit with the color of her seatbelt. What a twatmuffin.
MW: Smart of Mary to cut herself off before naming the author of said quote or it would have lost all credibility.
“As it’s been said
by Wilbur…”Mary Worth:
Mary displays the “10-2” position at the wheel that she insisted that Dr. Jeff’s hands be in throughout her visit.
Pluggers: Are the Pluggers, or their pets, the felines who unravel TP?
Blondie: Dagwood needs to find a new pizza place. If the box doesn’t have a stereotypical pizza guy saying It’s the Greatest!, I have grave doubts.
FC: Finding her inner Jane Jacobs, Thel is regretting the modern far-flung American suburb and kids’ organized sports, wondering why there aren’t enough kids in their own neighborhood to play a pickup game of anything.
MW: Mary never got the callback to be a driving instructor. The traffic school determined that the last thing our roads need are more teenagers who learned piloting a car via Mary’s feelings and aphorism instead of physics.
Have we ever seen Mary Worth drive a car before? Pretty sure I haven’t. On the other hand, I can’t recall her ever taking the bus or anything, either. She just… appears, wherever there’s meddling to be done. (And while I’m at it, WTF with that car? Who has an H-shaped steering wheel??? And modern cars have no place to put your purse except on the passenger seat, so how exactly does she have room for a cat in a box? Why doesn’t she have a pet carrier like a normal person??? I don’t think this artist is at all familiar with cars.)
Pluggers: …and boy, do you use a lot of bathrooms.
Mary Worth:
“Wow! — this is like John Ford’s Stagecoach,” muses Muffin.
The “””joke””” in Wizard of Id is that Gertie’s broom is backwards compared to the others, even though that’s extremely subtle and also there’s no real reason for witches’ brooms to be pointed one way or the other, the whole broom is enchanted, it’s not like the straw end is an exhaust pipe where mana waste products come out or something.
(At least this Gertie doesn’t make her whole life about broom racing.)
MW: With a heavy heart, the owner of the Bum Boat restaurant lowered the window shades for the last time and affixed the “Permanently Closed” sign on the door, after realizing that his two customers had chosen another venue for their regular recap, thereby ruining his paper-thin profit margin and forcing him into immediate bankruptcy.
WoI: “I’m not drunk. Something, something NASCAR!”
MW – “After snacking on children who stumbled across Dr. Jeff’s big house in the woods, Mary and Toonc — er, Muffin – drive home.”
MW: ??? No post-mortem? Is it so we can move directly into “Mary Gets Abducted By Aliens One Dark Night?”
RMMD: She is SO hitting on you, Mud, stop looking with horror at your plate.
(Oh, and it’s eels and snails)
WIZ: This is Boozehead Gertie. She’s obsessed with pro broom racing and pub crawls.
PLUGGERS: If one has a fluffy toilet cover, one may be unaware that cell phones exist.
Pluggers: Could a human sized toilet actually accommodate a full grown grizzly bear? The answer is probably not as their waste is much larger and there would be fur also clogging the plumbing. Also bears can easily weigh 900lbs so this porcelain toilet would be shattered and toilet paper is going to be ineffective to clean a bear’s fur covered rectum. None of this is pleasant to think about but Pluggers keeps insisting on showing these animals in the bathroom so maybe they should at least consider the logistics.
MW: I don’t know how you might finally end a long-running strip like Mary Worth, but if tomorrow Mary failed to make the next turn and went careening into the ocean, I would be ok with that.
Pluggers are anal when it comes to bathroom preferences
I’m wondering if Brigman got a cat and just can’t resist drawing all the accessories. I won’t defend the plotline of taking the cat everywhere, but when it comes to the art…
@Scratchy Scrotum LXIX: It’s a double colourist error – look closely and you see that Brigman drew lines for the belt across the window back to the attachment point as well as across Mary’s torso. Colourist flooded the ones against the window in blue and against the torso in mauve. Or Mary has a transparent plastic safety belt – a newly-approved material we can only hope will horribly fail because they didn’t properly test how it would rapidly degrade in cars parked in the California sun/heat!
@Twinkles the Elf: The steering wheel is a circle with the “crossbar” part, it’s seen somewhat from the side and the full arc is a bit off-panel but you can see some curvature at the bottom.
As for where the cat is, it’s the usual console where the cupholders go. Lots of cars have them.
Plugging — Another submission from Indiana, PA? I call schenanigans. . .
@A Grave Mind: Way back at the turn of the millennium one of my grad school friends rented an apartment with a carpeted bathroom floor. We all agreed that was the worst design issue amongst all the cheapo rentals we knew of, but I think it was A Thing back around the 70s and I’d assume some of those persist to this day.
@Anonymous: On CS – I can make it even better: ‘Because I’m a coward, this was a non-event I learned nothing from which I’m now desperately trying to spin into some kind of folksy learning opportunity.’
JP: Okay, *fine*, Santy Bogdan isn’t dead. But he better have movie amnesia or else be about to shout ‘Behind you!!’ when they rip that stupid gag off his face.
MW: Is this going to be a remake of “Harry and Tonto”? Did Mary pack an electric blender?
H&L Since Comics Time has now shifted the Thurston marriage from 20-some years back from the 60s, the 80s, the 00s … to now 25 years ago in 2001, the joke can no longer be divorce is disastrous / practically unheard of in our social strata, so we’ve grimly gotten along with each other for a quarter-century rather than upend our lives in unthinkable ways but instead must be we married in the aftermath of 9/11 figuring we needed to band up with someone – anyone – to survive the dangerous new world and our own personal assessment of the world has never backed away from Defcon 1, we literally have been dodging terrorists, wars, and plagues and are so exhausted that we’re discussing not fighting back on the next wave and just … let it happen, y’know
DT – Oh no! This is the part where we find out Mumbles is a Thomas Batton fanboy isn’t it?!?!
MW – Awwww. Mary misses Aldo Kelrast too.
I don’t need to change the direction of my TP – it’s always over the top because I am not an unhinged lunatic.
Pluggers toilet decor always has fecal ridden carpet on them
@Scratchy Scrotum LXIX: What did you call her?!?! Do you really want her showing up at your door with a basket of those? How will you explain it to Madame Ovary?
“Hey honey, remember how you said you wanted to eat out tonight?”
MW: “Big house in the woods” sounds like the combo health spa sanitarium where Dr Jeff dupes his rich clientele with bogus wellness cures. Mary heads home after administering the yogurt enemas.
MW: You know, I think Josh is right here. There’s no reason for the abrupt shift from Harv and Sharon “re-connecting” to Mary driving, unless Mary’s going to
run overfind John “Loose End” Long in those woods. I wonder if she’ll drag him to Harv’s apartment so she can do a victory gloat — “I was right, your ‘Trixie’ was a scam!”@CanuckDownSouth: You make Thirsty’s drinking almost. . . explicable.
Pluggers: When the purple fungus in your bathroom gets ankle deep, grab the TP and run into he woods.
@Hibbleton: Does he insist on doing the kale douches himself?
@CanuckDownSouth:
That is crazy. And really gross. I wonder. The house I grew up in was 70s as all Hell (avocado green toilets, anyone?), mercifully the bathroom floors were still tile. Yes, there was a room with orange carpet.
MW: On the way home, Mary explains in her own way that she got “bended” by Dr Jeff —and she’s happy about it. Not sure what “failing to make the turn” means in that context unless she’s referring to the Doc’s previous wet noodles.
You’re a Plugger if you suffer from severe obsessive compulsive disorder.
Mary went to the Big House to gloat at Jeff, who’s in the Big House for running a pig butchering scam centre. “I needed the money to buy a container ship sized yacht in the hope that it would finally make Mary say yes,” he said, as police led him away.
Mary fails to make the turn, runs off the road, and accidentally runs over Trixie, who’s hiking across the countryafter getting away from his captors. She takes him home to meddle him back to health, but he’s sinking fast until Hardy Har Har pays a visit. As soon as Trixie sees the ascot, he asks for $200000 for spinal fusion surgery, takes it, jumps out of the window (softlanding on Wilbur who is stalking through the shrubbery as usual), and runs off, looking for a better strip. Unfortunately, his frantic sprint merely takes him to Glenwood and the clinic of Wrecks Moregone, Emm Dee.
Murky Tail:
Wise choice, Mark. Once Bill gets through with telling you what he thinks of your attempt to get his publication sued for libel you won’t have the get up and go for Cherry anymore.
Nooooooo, Mary! You’re a Baby Boomer, don’t you remember what happened to Christine Hinton?
Wrecks Moregone:
Well, this Jordan fellow is like the country, and he’s going to double his prices as soon as he discovers that Mud wants to be a regular. Ain’t nobody got time fo dat.
MW – Today’s Mary Worth secret bolding message: CHANGES NOT MAKE. Yes, change is bad! I’ve never felt so validated by Mary Worth before.
@A Grave Mind: Our basement was red shag with *dark* wood panelling, Harvest Gold washer/dryer, but thankfully no carpets in the bathrooms!
@The Quiet Man:
On Crankshaft : I went back to check on what the question Skip asked that prompted this story, and I’m gonna walk back some of the criticism I gave this week; actually, Batton’s smug pride about his little joke was not only appropriate, it was the actual logical endpoint :
“Skip : When did it sink in that you were a bona fide professional cartoonist?
*Batton : It happened when I was invited to deliver a speech at a cartoonist meeting in Chicago. I looked into the crowd, at the front row, and opened my speech by saying ‘I wanna thank you for giving a neophyte like me the opportunity to lecture Chester Gould, the creator of Dick Tracy, a comic strip that’s been around longer than I’ve been alive, on how to be a cartoonist.’ When Chester Gould smiled at my little joke, THAT’s when I knew I made it.”
….But Batiuk decides the smugness should be walked back with a “but I didn’t get to have a heart-to-heart with my idol, not knowing this would be the only time I met him”, even though that’s not pertinent to Skip’s question?
*Okay, Skip’s question actually was “HOW LONG did it take to sink in that you were a bona fide newspaper cartoonist”, to which the answer is “It never did, I still think I’m just a fanboy who gets to tour the candy factory.”MW-“The bend in the road is not the end of the road unless you fail to make the turn.” And you drive off the Aldo Kelrast Memorial Highway.
MW- has it been ascertained that Muffin is hypoallergenic? If not, Mary must have decided that since she can confide to Muffin, she can get rid of those pesky proposals with some anaphylactic shock. Why else would you drive your cat for a visit?
Pluggers – Most Pluggers cartoons lead to the conclusion that pretty much any carbon-based lifeform qualifies as a plugger. But Gene J. Jones has thrown down the gauntlet and split the population into two warring factions. You degenerate under-rollers think you’re good enough to be pluggers? Never! “Over the roll good, under the roll ba-a-a-ad!”
Worse than the drinking is Gertie’s obsession with NASBROOM.
Don Abundio, translated:
“Ooh! Polonio is looking good!”
“Yeah, but it won’t last long”
“Why not? He can hold that pose for hours”
“No…”
“I’m not paying Polonio to stand around doing nothing!”
Crankshaft – This vignette will appear on page 4,758 of the eventual article about this interview. Only 15,359 pages to go.
FC – That’s more menacing than Dennis the Menace.
JP – YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
Mother Goose & Grimm – She skips all her medication on the weekends?
Mary Worth – Jeff has a ginormous boat, and now he also has a big house in the woods. Something tells me there’s a lot of Medicare double billing.
Pluggers – It’s hard to believe that someone would take the time to switch the toilet paper roll in someone else’s bathroom. Especially that bathroom – most people would try to get out of there as fast as possible. Josh is right about pluggers imposing their preferences on other people. Does the plugger also open the kitchen cabinets and rearrange the dishes?
Josh is absolutely right about that carpeted toilet – yuck. Many years ago, an elderly friend of ours offered to crochet a cover for our toilet seat and lid. I was noncommittal about it, and fortunately she never followed through. That’s the last thing I would want in my bathroom, although carpeting is probably worse.
RMMD- Atta boy Fergus..so you slipped the server a $20 to keep the wine coming?..good move!
Pluggers: Is the toilet fuzzy because it’s the plugger? That’s weirdly innovative, I guess.
Wizard of Id: Something about Drunk Witch Gertie’s backwards-facing broom makes me feel like the entire coven is drifting gently backwards, not flying swiftly to their appointment with a burning stake.
Witchcraft is illegal in your kingdom, girls. Subtlety=survival.
Mary’s Worst/Pluggers: Did Mary switch Dr.Jeffy’s TP roll after visiting his “waiting room”?
Pluggers: I thought Pluggers don’t care about toilet paper?
@A Grave Mind: Our previous house, which was built in 1976, had shag carpeting in the living room that was a mixture of rust, avocado, and harvest gold. We had a harvest gold refrigerator and wall phone. The phone in the bedroom was avocado. The worst part of this is that we chose those colors. I plead 1970s insanity.
@Peanut Gallery: I always opt for over the roll. My daughter-in-law always does under the roll. I don’t question it, because she has had a lot of pets over the years. I know that the cats she used to have would have completely unrolled an over the roll roll of toilet paper.
If you think the suburbs are hell now, you should have seen them when every house was a goddamned castle. Is your HOA ruled by petty tyrants with delusions of grandeur? Be grateful they can’t raise an army to lay siege to your home because you painted your drawbridge blue. I guarantee there is someone peeking through their portcullis alerting the authorities that there are three suspicious green people in the neighbourhood, not even noticing that one of them is drunk flying.
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I have been in bathrooms with reading material, but never an overstuffed basket almost as big as the toilet bowl. I’m starting to think pluggers may not be well-adjusted.
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For the love of all the gods and every caring eldritch abomination, can someone PLEASE introduce Moy and Brigman to some real life pets so they can study and learn their behaviours? You can start by having a cat strapped to an open box when you pick them up (it’s okay, you can keep the cat in a normal-ass carrier until you arrive at the designated meeting place).
Pluggers:Is that a toilet or Punk Frankenstein with a porn ‘stashe?
MW: Dr. Jeff’s big house in the woods is infested with vermin, and he asked Mary to pack the cat along in order to do a little freelance ratting.
Phantom: …and Patrolwoman Han slowly fades into the jungle background, never to be seen or heard of again.
Pluggers spend Saturday afternoons on their hands and knees, scrubbing piss out of the bathroom shag carpeting.
DT: Mumbles is going to come out with a big stack of Jim Voke comic books.
Pluggers insist their friends use magazine pages instead of toilet paper.That’ll show those liberal columnists!
MW/FW: “Just up ahead is where Coach Bushka plunged to his death, and…AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!”
“MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!”
More MW: “Hey Mary, maybe you can spend the night!”
“I brought the cat Jeff.”
“Too bad ”
[Mary and the cat wink]
MW: My theory that Mary is replacing Dr. Jeff with Muffins in her regular self-laudatory wrap-up gains credence.
Pluggers are anal about the stupidest things.
It’s impressive how Mary meddled the car manufacturers into giving her a transparent seatbelt.
I believe the Wizard of Id comic is supposed to be a reversal joke on night driving which (see what I did there?) is indeed a problem among the population including my brother who bought special driving glasses which (did it again)cut down the glare. Since she’s a witch, she gets glare during the daytime.
Mary Worth Mashup: What if Mary failed to make the turn?
@I speak Jive:
Whenever I visit Russia I usually stay with a friend whose bathroom has a knitted toilet seat cover.
She also has a poster on the wall opposite of a cockerel saying, in Russian, “In order for my crest not to droop, I badly need a picnic!” (Chtobi greben’ ne ponik, ochen’ nuzhen mne piknik!)
I haven’t yet asked why.
@GarrisonSkunk: It’s a comment on “day drinking,” not day-driving.
@I speak Jive: @A Grave Mind: Our previous house, which was built in 1976, had shag carpeting in the living room that was a mixture of rust, avocado, and harvest gold. We had a harvest gold refrigerator and wall phone. The phone in the bedroom was avocado. The worst part of this is that we chose those colors. I plead 1970s insanity.
It’s just possible you shopped at J.C. Penney. If you’ve never seen the hilarious account from the blogger who discovered a 1977 catalog, it might take you back to that Design Decade from Hell.
https://turbobuick.com/threads/now-this-is-funny-1977-j-c-penny-catalog.334652/
DT: No doubt, this is a comic book shop that Junior frequents. I’ll be curious to see what books Mumbles prefers. Will it be DC, Marvel, Image, Dark Horse, Manga or Scholastic.
JP: Please let this be a massive screw up. Bogdan’s braining leaves him unable to recall what is going on and he can only mumble in Russian “nyet, nyet, nyet!”
MW: Wow, so that’s it – if she has left Dr. Jeff’s big house, then what will Sunday be like?
Phantom: The president was mighty pleased on how well things went. Chuma has been caught, disgraced and imprisoned, and now their lucrative mining operation is in his hands. All thanks to one plucky patrolperson. Hmmmm, isn’t there some rare earth deposits in that country south of here? Better send her down to scout things out.
@Baja Gaijin: imgur doesn’t load for me these days.
@TheDiva: Pluggers are anal about the stupidest things
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With your host Art Linkletter!
@Baja Gaijin: Nice, escpe chute designed for low altitude!
C’shaft: “What I’m saying is, if any young cartoonists wish to speak up and tell me how much of an influence I’ve been on their life and work, now is the time! Please form an orderly queue and keep your comments to sixty seconds per person.”
Dustin: Most lawyers have the logical reasoning skills of a ten-year-old, right?
FG: An aging, mentally unstable king randomly declaring war on other countries? Where do writers come up with such fanciful worldbuilding?
GT: “Mostly play sports.”
RMMD: “Not even sure what mine is”? Did he just close his eyes, jab a finger at the menu and tell the waiter “give me that”?
SH: No, no, you’ve wandered into the “pet play” store…
@Charterstoned: If you like that, may I introduce you to James Lileks’ Interior Desecrations? https://lileks.com/institute/interiors/index.html (I’ve popped into his Institute of Official Cheer occasionally since the beginnings of the Gallery of Regrettable Food)
@Twinkles the Elf: She has. For one, it’s how she met Hanna Diddong
@9 Bob Tice: Mary Worth: So Mary has ‘visit’ed Dr. Jeff’s ‘big house’ ‘in the woods’? — is that what the geriatrics are calling it these days? If you’re talking about “blue balls” you’re correct.
@21 Twinkles the Elf: Take a look at comment #78. That car image came from Mary driving Wilbur to the fish funeral. So, yes, we’ve seen Mary drive before.
@30 pugfuggly: I came up with the Mashup before reading your comment.
@TheDiva: re: RMMD: Mae Mae ordered him the chicken-fried steak, but in French. She picked up a bit of the language when they filmed Blonde Action Bimbos in Marseille in Marseille.
Mary Worth: “Change is inevitable, Muffin. That’s why you shouldn’t take it personally when I throw you out of my car in the middle of the woods and drive away. I just don’t like how much your wetfood is eating into my finances. We gave it a shot, it just didn’t work out.”
Also Mary Worth: I was tempted to make a joke about Mary and Dr. Jeff’s wilderness getaway ending in their cabin being laid siege to by a Skunk-Ape, but than I remembered that Santa Royale is in California, not Florida. The setting of this comic is so aggressively “gated community in Florida”-coded that I regularly forget it’s not actually supposed to be set in Florida! Anyways, I guess that Mary and Dr. Jeff will be mauled by Sasquatch instead of Skunk-Ape, which is nice since their horrific demises at least won’t smell terrible.
MW: I’m getting a modernized “Little Red Riding Hood” scenario here.
I don’t like it.
@Ukulele Ike:
She picked up a bit of the language when they filmed Blonde Action Bimbos in Marseille in Marseille.
In France, it’s a different movie; it’s Le Gendarme de Saint-Tropez contre les Espionnes de Beverly Hills, which is basically a recut that makes the odious comic relief character the MAIN character.
@83 Ukranazi Stepan: Can you view imgbb?
@85 treetown: It took a long time to find that ‘chute. Had to go all the way to Hurleyburg.