So it’s come to this
Since I’m waiting on the outcome of the non-hilarious Liz-get-sexually-assaulted storyline over at FBOFW to say anything about it, the lack of fertile material for my parasitic wit in today’s comics is pretty dire. The best I can do is this: Look, Andy’s reading Thyme magazine! Get it, it’s like Time, only … it’s … a pun … you see …
Wow, I had even less to say about that than I thought I did.
By the way, Jason, I don’t think the ancient Greeks had a word for beer per se, but “root mead” (the closest equivalent?) would be rhiza apomeli. Six and a half years of a classical education: not wasted. No, sir.