There’s a reason she needed to be “rescued”
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Rex Morgan, M.D., 1/1/05

It’s also a dog who will crap on the floor a lot. I’m just warning you.
Phil's 'So...you're saying yes?’ in panel one is heartbreaking because she's clearly not saying yes. Luann, this is a teachable moment. You wanna be a teacher? Teach your little friend here about how people talk when they're trying to let you down easy.
Rex Morgan, M.D., 1/1/05

It’s also a dog who will crap on the floor a lot. I’m just warning you.
Shoe, 12/31/04

OK, never mind the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — what’s the most recent year in which a joke about Shirley MacLaine’s belief in reincarnation would have been funny?
Hah! Trick question. The correct answer is never.
Mark Trail, 12/30/04

White powder? Referred to as “stuff”? And … am I crazy … or is that a package wrapped in brown paper she’s reaching for? It’s too good to be true!