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Goddammit, Mud, this is Glenwood! If you don't think it can support an off-brand Alamo Drafthouse, you haven't been paying attention to all the men with muttonchops 'round these parts!

—Tabby Lavalamp

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Shoe, 12/31/04

OK, never mind the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — what’s the most recent year in which a joke about Shirley MacLaine’s belief in reincarnation would have been funny?

Hah! Trick question. The correct answer is never.

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Mark Trail, 12/30/04

White powder? Referred to as “stuff”? And … am I crazy … or is that a package wrapped in brown paper she’s reaching for? It’s too good to be true!