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Momma, 10/19/04
Momma’s so hepped up on soothing laudanum, she doesn’t even notice that she’s talking to one of those freaky Easter Island heads.
Luann, 10/19/04
Luann’s gonna get lucky!
One Big Happy, 10/19/04
This is so vile as to defy comment.
Mary Worth, 10/19/04
Tommy has long proved that he’s the master of the thought balloon, but here he takes it to a whole new level.
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Robert Eskridge
October 20th, 2004 at 10:27 am
I’m assuming you posted the 10/19 “One Big Happy” so that one of us readers would make a MILF comment and help make your web search hits even more dramatic. But then, I see hidden motives everywhere…..
Anthony Foglia
October 20th, 2004 at 2:29 pm
Why do you think Luann’s getting lucky? If anything, she’s going to tear into Aaron for telling the unvarnished truth.
Risha
October 20th, 2004 at 10:39 pm
I’m surprised that you didn’t mention the creepy way the cop appears to be staring out of the strip at you. I think he’s coming to arrest me, and I haven’t even been dealing meth!
Robert Eskridge
November 4th, 2004 at 11:48 am
Wow, look at the shading on Iris’s face in the last panel of the 11/4 strip! It almot looks like she’s sprouting wolf hair on her forehead and cheeks and sporting a goatee. If Tommy had done that, we wouldn’t have been so curious about his/her gender…..
Dan Perducci
January 14th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
Telling your schoolmate that your mom is your ‘girlfriend’ is going to open you up to a tidal wave of momma jokes for years to come!
Example – Your momma is one fine piece. Even you claimed that you had some back in the day!
Hat Hat Hat
April 21st, 2007 at 12:19 pm
I like the tiny unpunctuated “I’m noticing you now”
PsychoPearl
August 20th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I’m convinced that the thought bubble “groan” is a typo. The look on his face, and the fact he’s staring downwards, brings me to believe that it should actually say “groin”…..