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Sorry, fellas, Gunther’s passive-aggressive affections are for the LADIES

Luann, 3/16/12

Well, give Luann credit for this: the possibility that a character might be gay is brought up in the non-condemning context of trying to figure out why he doesn’t connect romantically with girls. But that goodwill is pretty much negated by implying that being the only son of a single mother is a root cause of gayness, and whatever positive sentiments are left are mercilessly stamped out by Gunther cringing in terror as he describes a certain part of him that knows he wants to make sex to females. (SPOILER: It’s his penis. His horrifying penis.) The upside is that, by the time I got to Gunther going on about how he’s sure Rosa’s done it with lots of dudes, I couldn’t really feel much of anything any more.

Family Circus, 3/16/12

I like the skeptical look Ma Keane is giving Billy from the background. “Wait, that’s not even a pun! Sorry, kid, the adorable malapropism bar is set pretty high around here. You’re going to have to do better than that.”

83 responses to “Sorry, fellas, Gunther’s passive-aggressive affections are for the LADIES”

  1. Scott Hall
    March 16th, 2012 at 6:08 am [Reply]

    Is that a real Luann strip or some kind of fanfic?

  2. Little A.
    March 16th, 2012 at 6:12 am [Reply]

    9CL: She’s got morning sickness, right?

    The comics are getting so frank about real stuff, I wouldn’t be surprised if Curtis and his mom have a talk about the perils of jerking off…

  3. Braniff
    March 16th, 2012 at 6:51 am [Reply]

    Peanuts (Des Moines Register version): Charlie Brown brings his dog, who is a “shepherd” to school for show-and-tell. The dog has a shepherd’s crook. One of the kids yells “AACK!”. Is that a reference to the now-buried, not-praised Cathy comic strip?

  4. Lurker Bob
    March 16th, 2012 at 6:55 am [Reply]

    Luann: Am I the only one who thinks that Luann’s speech balloon in the first panel looks a bit odd? It looks to me that something else was originally written there and then modified for some reason. Why??? Something about the spacing and the font is different…Who??? I am sure that it is a left wing media conspiracy….

  5. Eau de Plugger
    March 16th, 2012 at 7:05 am [Reply]

    If Gunther is a cad the next (off-panel) response should be, “No, but I would like to put together an audition tape. Can you help?”

  6. S. Stout
    March 16th, 2012 at 7:06 am [Reply]

    So being an only child raised by a single parent turns you gay? WHAT!?!?

    Hey kids! Want to make the girl you like run for the hills? Give her a letter from Luann saying “Gunther and I kissed before and it was great but I still wondered if he was gay and I laughed when I saw his penis in the library”. Tell her you know she’s already had a lot of sex but this should prove you’re ready.

  7. Pozzo
    March 16th, 2012 at 7:08 am [Reply]

    No, Gunther’s not gay. She must be thinking of Aaron Hill.

  8. Ed Dravecky
    March 16th, 2012 at 7:14 am [Reply]

    What Luann is really saying: “Gunther, you kissed me a few times–and I think maybe you’re gay.”

  9. Horace Broon
    March 16th, 2012 at 7:18 am [Reply]

    A3G: Margo has discovered that biological chemistry causes “emotions” in the humans.

    ASM: Loki called Spidey a “witless mortal”! It’s funny because it’s true!

    DT: “Our man in the cop shop”? There’s a bent copper in Dick Tracy’s station?

    JP: “You’re pointing a gun at me, there’s police officers outside, I think we should start bargaining!”

    Luann: Yeesh. This reminds me of that Reduced Shakespeare Company song that parodied the theories that historic figures were gay by pointing out such theories are mostly based on this sort of stereotype:
    “Are your pants really tight? Are you always polite?
    “If you work in the arts, and don’t publically fart,
    “Tell your wife and your children: you’re gay!”

    MW: She’s doing it again! Also she’s repeating what Mary said two days ago as though she thinks she’s contributing to the conversation.

  10. Old School Allie Cat
    March 16th, 2012 at 7:26 am [Reply]

    Luann – I don’t know which is more offensive – Luann implying that Gunther is gay, or Gregg Evans forcing us to think about Gunther and Rosa playing a spirited game of “just the tip”.

  11. cholling
    March 16th, 2012 at 7:33 am [Reply]

    What has the Internet done to me, that I willingly clicked on a link promising to show me Gunther’s horrifying penis… and was disappointed when it was just a picture of him in a bookworm costume?

  12. JuneBizzle
    March 16th, 2012 at 7:35 am [Reply]

    I’m sorry, but I HAD to comment on this whole Luann thing: imagine if Charlie Brown had FINALLY gotten up the nerve to ask The Little Red Haired Girl out on a date, maybe to the movies or for an ice cream sundae, and she responds with, “Oh. I thought…I mean, with your dad being a barber and all…I figured you were quite clearly a homosexual.” A girl that you’ve harbored an unrequited love for for YEARS suddenly (and bluntly) questions your sexuality? What a bitch Luann is. And to think Gunther wasted all that masturbation time on her. Shameful. And possibly gay.

  13. DC20Will
    March 16th, 2012 at 7:37 am [Reply]

    Is Thelma Keane going to have to choke a bitch?

  14. Mumblix Grumph
    March 16th, 2012 at 7:53 am [Reply]

    Billy, the problem is too much “piss” not enough “ghetti”.

  15. Mumblix Grumph
    March 16th, 2012 at 7:56 am [Reply]

    About the “G” is for Gay and for Gunther…doesn’t an attraction to other males enter into the equation at some point?

    If being awkward and scared to death of girls during adolescence means your gay, than every boy would be gay.

    I just realized I’m trying to be serious about Luann.

  16. Chyron HR
    March 16th, 2012 at 8:06 am [Reply]

    Are the un-ironic Luann fans on GoComics.com praising Greg Evans for his deft handling of this sensitive topic?

    No, wait, don’t tell me. I’m afraid I already know the answer.

  17. Tom T.
    March 16th, 2012 at 8:13 am [Reply]

    Luann: They’re teenagers; it doesn’t seem all that weird to me that their discussion of Gunther’s sexuality is less sensitive or knowledgeable than might happen between adults.

  18. Notebooked
    March 16th, 2012 at 8:15 am [Reply]

    The “being raised by your mother with no father figure makes you gay” thing is a stereotype that I remember two comedians joked about…apparently, Barry Cryer was raised by only his mother. In the 80′s, Kenny Everett used to call him ‘honorary gay’, claiming that his wife of thirty years and two children were only a smokescreen.

    On another note, it bugs me that Luann mentions that Gunther was raised into sewing to imply that he might be gay. Yes, I know that that’s a traditionally feminine hobby, but how does it fit into the whole ‘attraction-to-men’ thing?

  19. Tom T.
    March 16th, 2012 at 8:28 am [Reply]

    9CL: I suspect that Edda’s finally realizing what we readers have known all along; her having sex with Amos is nauseating.

  20. Tophat
    March 16th, 2012 at 8:30 am [Reply]

    And just like real life, if you eat too much macaroni and cheese, you’ll feel dead inside, just like Billy.

  21. tb4000
    March 16th, 2012 at 8:31 am [Reply]

    Luann: I really don’t think those are the traits that make him come off as gay, Luann.

  22. anon
    March 16th, 2012 at 8:47 am [Reply]

    @Braniff (#3):

    Oh, Jeez! It’s the OTHER WAY AROUND! (If that was the case, if Cathy stole from Peanuts, if she stole at all, it’s not like ACCKKK is copyrighted.) I cannot picture Charles Schulz perusing other comic strips looking for bits to put in Peanuts!

  23. anon
    March 16th, 2012 at 8:50 am [Reply]

    9CL: Oh-oh. The penny drops. The lightbulb switches on. The obvious is grasped.

  24. Mibbitmaker
    March 16th, 2012 at 8:50 am [Reply]

    Luann: If anything, the suggestion Gunther might be gay is, in itself, an insult to gay people. Haven’t those people been put through enough without being associated with THAT creep?

    FC: Besides, that’d be “macroni”, and that will not stand!

  25. btown
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:04 am [Reply]

    9CL: ingesting too much semen can make you nauseous. Especially when it is the color and texture of pizza grease

  26. bourbon babe, unbuckled
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:11 am [Reply]

    MT: It never turns out well when the Local Thieves do double duty as the Village Idiots.

    MW: Yes, keep that hand close by, Toeby—that hand on which you’ve scribbled various all-purpose platitudinous Worthisms so that you can feel like a contributing participant in a conversation with Mary.

  27. fillmoreeast
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:22 am [Reply]

    I see Billy’s less than thrilled with his dinner of mac ‘n’ ennui.

  28. Braniff
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:24 am [Reply]

    @Mibbitmaker (#24): I guess Billy hasn’t been doing the Macaroni for awhile (a reference to a popular dance step from the 1990s or thereabouts).

  29. Team Beasly
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:26 am [Reply]

    You can sense real life Billy just giving up on this strip as cartoon Billy has apparently given up on life.

    “Macaroni? Gotta be a pun there, right? Hmm, it’s got a ‘mac’ part.. a ‘roni’ part. Maybe the little brat thinks it’s.. uuhh `mac and roni.’ But shit, nobody says `and’ like `a,’ and those either aren’t words or don’t make sense in any way. Fuck it, there’s Jameson in the wet bar, and there’s no expectation of quality here. I’m done!”

  30. Marc
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:30 am [Reply]

    Luann- So it is confirmed that kissing Luann makes you gay. And I guess that Gunther being gay would explain why he knows that physical attractiveness in a girl is not something Quill looks for. Gunth’s gaydar is picking up very strong signals from the ausshole.

    9CL- So she’s either pregnant or is finally realizing that having sex with that effeminate dweeb is sickening.

    Funky- Those memories are sure to be soon forgotten since the trophy case is apparently is some secluded corner of the school that nobody ever enters. I mean how prominent can it be when the coach of the team and school’s athletic director didn’t even know it existed.

    Mary Worth- Mary is angry that Nola refused to accept Mary’s condescending platitude and Toby is equally as furious. Well either that or she’s suffering from a severe bout of constipation.

    Mark Trail- You can’t be serious Elrod, you really can’t be serious. Here comes the unprovoked confession by the robbers, it will all be on tape, Butch the old blind dog will be lauded and made a hero, which will result in Tommy’s business getting it’s first client ever, saving him from having to pump gas for a living. Hooray for stupid, implausible, mind numbingly boring plot wrap ups.

    PBS- I don’t Goat, did you ever see Dolly when she’s angry. She can be quite the aggressive little bitch when she’s tattling or indignant about one of her brothers or the animals. Just tell her that Beetle Bailey broke Thel’s favorite vase and watch that melonheaded spawn of satan kick into overdrive.

  31. UncleJeff
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:32 am [Reply]

    @cholling (#11): Bats:{!!!!
    Show cholling your “hateful bitch” Luann strip!

  32. Naked Bunny with a Whip
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:34 am [Reply]

    FC: Is Thel about to unhinge her jaw to swallow this failed spawn whole?

  33. Dennis Jimenez
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:37 am [Reply]

    Luann – Gunther’s not gay – he’s just an insufferable prick – please Gregg, PLEASE – don’t make Rosa suffer that prick….

    FC – Aw, Billy – now DtM would have gone with something like, this isn’t macaroni, mom – it’s craparoni – or maybe, could ya’ do that trick dad was about? You know, the one where you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch….

    Adios Amigos, DJ.

  34. Dennis the Two and a Half Menace
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:51 am [Reply]

    FC: “Oh no. He can taste the Mac brand rat poison. Why didn’t I pay the extra 35 cents for the tasteless poison? Damn that coupon….Hold on, have I been saying this all aloud instead of thinking it?!”

  35. Optimus Prime Rib
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:51 am [Reply]

    Doonsbury

    “The doctor gets nervous, completing the service.
    He’s all rubber gloves and no head.
    He fumbles the light switch, it’s just another minor hitch
    Wishes to God he was dead.”

    Graham Parker “You Can’t be too Strong”

  36. Liam
    March 16th, 2012 at 10:12 am [Reply]

    A3G-There is also the hormones that will cause Nola to try to kill the baby and make it look like an accident.

    MW-Enough with the platitudes. What did you do open up a bunch of self help books and pasted a bunch of sentences together to come up with this dialog.

    Hagar-This reminds me of a time my dad went to Chinese restaurant and he ordered some large dish and the waiter kept telling him, “It feed four people.” and my dad didn’t care and wanted it anyways.

  37. Pyzimber
    March 16th, 2012 at 10:12 am [Reply]

    MW: “I don’t think Nola got it when I told her 20 times that nothing is worth having if it means hurting others to get it!”
    “You should go back and have another lunch or dinner with Nola”
    “Great idea, Toby! If at first you don’t succeed, try for the next 10 weeks!”

    GT: Was that a sexual euphemism in panel 2? I can’t tell anymore in this strip.

  38. debussy fields
    March 16th, 2012 at 10:12 am [Reply]

    MT–Frame #1: Camera man is ten feet in front of the bad guy, right next to the dog. Frame #2: Dog is still there, but the camera man is gone. Frame #3: Camera man has apparently taken fifty giant steps backward and is now behind the “film fellow,” who wasn’t even in the scene in Frames 1 and 2. WHAT’S going on?

    MW– “Being hurt is no excuse for hurting others. Let’s show them, Mary. I’ll hit you in the face with this balled up fist.” SMACK! “Now don’t you go hurting anyone else in retaliation!”

    FC–Thel says, “Fuck you.”

  39. goob
    March 16th, 2012 at 10:14 am [Reply]

    So Edda is pregnant and about to get fired. How I see this turn out. This will go on for a freaking year – thank you so damn much Brooke – and Edda will decide to have a pregnancy test and then drop out of ballet. Seth will let her know that she was going to get canned. Amos has to sell his brand new expensive chello so that everybody can make ends meet. Gunther continues to date his hand. Luann gets hit by a bus. Mary Worth kills those she cannot help.

  40. Ian C.
    March 16th, 2012 at 10:18 am [Reply]

    I’m pretty sure it’s been six months or so since I’ve read LuAnn, but isn’t this the exact same plot I left on six months ago?

  41. Dennis Jimenez
    March 16th, 2012 at 10:52 am [Reply]

    @Ian C. (#40): It took three weeks for Gunter to put on his backpack….

  42. Joe, the Upper-Evergreen Guy
    March 16th, 2012 at 10:53 am [Reply]

    FC: That pun was even crappier than what’s typically over at the Re-FOOB.

    FW: For being the State Champs, that’s not a very big trophy. As for Summer, she hit her apex. Life is going to be all downhill from here.

    Luann: ………Dear God.

    Pearls: Awesome. Just…………Awesome.

  43. S. Stout
    March 16th, 2012 at 11:14 am [Reply]

    Some of the unironic fans at GoComics.com talking about today’s Luann:

    “Greg has done a HUGE amount of character establishment and wrapping up with today’s strip, it deserves to be bookmarked in the history of the Luann strip.”

    “The stroyline has changed slightly. For weeks it was Gunther v. the bully. He won, but the girl got away. Now it’s Gunth and his true love, Luann. Luann will eventually do some private theropy with Gunther to help him build his convidence. She might enjoy this theropy so much that she’ll help Quill pack his bags for Australia and tell Rosa to keep her hand of of her man.”

    “Luann bases the question off of stereotypes that many people have.
    The important thing is the fact that Luann asks the question with no negativity and no accusatory feel to it. She is a friend trying to help Gunther find himself whether that means he is straight or gay.”

    “Wow. I love this comic because of days like today. Teens actually thinking through their lives and decisions, trying to find who they are and what they are capable of. This is why Luann is so great.”

    “A letter of reference! That just might help give Gunther the confidence he needs to be able to approach Rosa on terms that will suit her. Do it, Luann (even if you meant it initially as a joke)!”

  44. bats :[
    March 16th, 2012 at 11:14 am [Reply]

    @UncleJeff (#31): hmmm, do I have one? (I consider most of the characters in Luann, male and female, hateful bitches.)

  45. Hambone
    March 16th, 2012 at 11:29 am [Reply]

    So which child was named Mac and which child was named Roni at the Keane Compound?

  46. Bill the Butcher
    March 16th, 2012 at 11:30 am [Reply]

    @Chyron HR (#16): You mean the worshippers of the Holy Church of Greg Evans? They’re even bookmarking the page because it shows how much Gunther has “grown”. I kid you not.

  47. Hairhead
    March 16th, 2012 at 11:35 am [Reply]

    Luann: Maybe you’re gay!
    Gunther: No, there’s a part of me that knows . . .

    WHICH PART, GUNTHER, WHICH PART!?? HUH? OUT WITH IT GUNTHER, WHICH “PART” OF YOU KNOWS THAT YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO ROSA, HUH?!!

    Aaaaarrghhhh!!! Just when I think that Evans can’t come up with yet another sickening mixture of sleazy titillation, puns, and prudery, HE DOES IT AGAIN!!!

    Die, Evans, Die!

  48. Bill the Butcher
    March 16th, 2012 at 11:39 am [Reply]

    @Hairhead (#47): If the “part” is the bookworm cock, no wonder Rosa doesn’t want to have anything to do with him.

    Besides, way to go to call her a slut: “She’s had a lot of experiences.”

    Sometimes I wonder if Evans even lives in the same world as you or me.

  49. Hart of Johnny
    March 16th, 2012 at 11:50 am [Reply]

    If Evans wants to trot out tired stereotypes for being gay, why does Gunther dress like such a dink?

  50. John E.
    March 16th, 2012 at 11:57 am [Reply]

    Instead of asking Luann for advice on how to approach Rosa, he should try posting on 4chan’s /adv/ section where he’d actually get useful advice along the lines of, “Man up, grow some balls and ask her out you little faggot. You wanna spend the rest of your life making plushy costumes and wanking off in your Mom’s basement?”

    4chan’s /adv/ – no – nonsense solutions to your relationship problems.

  51. UncleJeff
    March 16th, 2012 at 12:04 pm [Reply]

    @bats :[ (#44): It’s the one where the “tail” of his Billy the Bookworm costume went into erection when Luann showed Gunther her breasts.

  52. Hart of Johnny
    March 16th, 2012 at 12:05 pm [Reply]

    @John E. (#50): That actually made me laugh out loud.

  53. John E.
    March 16th, 2012 at 12:09 pm [Reply]

    @Hart of Johnny (#52): Thanks bro!

  54. Chyron HR
    March 16th, 2012 at 12:22 pm [Reply]

    @Bill the Butcher (#46): They’re even bookmarking the page because it shows how much Gunther has “grown”.

    Well, sure he’s ‘grown’. That’s the part of him that ‘knows’.

  55. greghousesgf
    March 16th, 2012 at 12:23 pm [Reply]

    The single mom=gay kid bullshit is so outdated even Freud dismissed it in his later writing!

  56. Hank
    March 16th, 2012 at 12:30 pm [Reply]

    RE: Luann. I’m not sure which stereotype is more offensive here, the idea that a shy boy into arts must be gay (“Not that there’s anything wrong with that” [Seinfeld, J]) or that an outgoing Hispanic girl must be “experienced.”

  57. Marc
    March 16th, 2012 at 12:40 pm [Reply]

    @S. Stout (#43): I hate everyone of those non-ironic Luann fans as I do the characters in the strip. They’re all just as fucked up as Evans is.

  58. Gringo
    March 16th, 2012 at 12:55 pm [Reply]

    @Optimus Prime Rib (#35): Squeezing Out Sparks. What a great album.

  59. Optimus Prime Rib
    March 16th, 2012 at 12:56 pm [Reply]

    @greghousesgf (#55):

    Don’t tell that to Lawrence in the Foobiverse!

  60. Gringo
    March 16th, 2012 at 12:57 pm [Reply]

    @Gringo (y#313): Just sayin’.

  61. Tom Allen
    March 16th, 2012 at 12:57 pm [Reply]

    Look, obviously T.J. is the gay character and Gunther is just the 40-year-old-virgin type. Allow me to show you some fanfic…. :-P

  62. Optimus Prime Rib
    March 16th, 2012 at 1:04 pm [Reply]

    @Gringo (#58):

    Still one of my favorites. Graham Parker never got the recognition that he deserved.

  63. Rixtremism in the Defense of Libertines
    March 16th, 2012 at 1:08 pm [Reply]

    MW “The memory of herself as struggling and ridiculed probably never left her!”

    Toby shakes her fist, determined to beat the memories out of Nola.

    MT What the what?! How did I miss the day week when the robbers discussed how they were trapped by the old blind dog and what they should do now, and Mark, Tommy, Steve d’Ascot, Cameraman #1, and Cameraman #2 stood around and wondered what the dog was barking at in the old cabin that no one has used for years?
    Hey, it’s that damned Daylight Savings Time, isn’t it?

    Luann Sewing? If only I’d known.

    BG&SS DSM-IV-TR #300.02

    FW If you squint and blur your vision that basketball with the net draped over it looks like the Grim Reaper. I’m sure that was intentional.

  64. Bill the Butcher
    March 16th, 2012 at 1:09 pm [Reply]

  65. whozitwhatzit
    March 16th, 2012 at 1:58 pm [Reply]

    @tb4000 (#21): Win!

    Just to chime in on the sewing = gay thing: Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger, and Oscar de la Renta are all married to women.

  66. The Ridger
    March 16th, 2012 at 2:38 pm [Reply]

    @whozitwhatzit (#65): [a] they don’t do their own sewing and/or [b] they’re just passing.

    Remember Rosie Greer and his needlepoint? At least he was big enough to make everyone keep the jokes mild.

  67. Dennis Jimenez
    March 16th, 2012 at 3:20 pm [Reply]

    @Tom Allen (#61): I’d say TJ is sexually ambiguous – he’s also humorously ambiguous – in fact, he’s humanly ambiguous – but then that’s JMHO….

  68. KreatureFeatures
    March 16th, 2012 at 3:32 pm [Reply]

    I know everybody’s fed up with the ridiculous denouement of Mark Trail, but hang in there a few more days. Soon comes the punching.

  69. Old School Allie Cat
    March 16th, 2012 at 3:46 pm [Reply]

    @greghousesgf (#55): Yeah, everyone knows it’s the “late in life” babies who end up gay, not the ones with single moms.

    Although, now that you mention it – wasn’t TJ raised by a single grandmother?

  70. Spotts1701
    March 16th, 2012 at 4:42 pm [Reply]

    JP: Meanwhile in the squad car, Officer Muldoon and her partner shrug and continue to wait. Obviously the person they’ve been ordered to take into protective custody is still looking for her purse, instead of holding her would-be assassin at gunpoint.

    Luann: Our heroes, ladies and gentleman! Gad, where’s the booze?

    PBS: I don’t know, tell Cathy there’s a clothing sale just on the other side of the enemy lines and she’ll tear through them like a knife through tissue paper.

  71. _Liz
    March 16th, 2012 at 4:47 pm [Reply]

    “Nina will fall in love with the baby! That’s what all those hormones are for.”
    Oh Margo, for you, love is purely biological. Does she sit at home, alone, waiting for the hormones to kick in? When she finally snaps, and it’s suddenly Apartment 1-G, she’ll know it was only because of the hormones.

  72. Moon Mullins
    March 16th, 2012 at 5:14 pm [Reply]

    @whozitwhatzit (#65): Methinks you are not familiar with “beards”.

  73. jnoble
    March 16th, 2012 at 5:45 pm [Reply]

    Luann: You can act like A MAN!!!
    (slap!)
    Whatsamatter with you?!?

  74. Darryl Heine
    March 16th, 2012 at 8:13 pm [Reply]

    FAMILY CIRCUS – Too bad Billy could have used the OLD SCHOOL ELECTRIC COMPANY soft shoe sillouette thing – “Mac” “Roni” “Macroni”

    NOT FEATURED:
    PEANUTS 1965 – Lucy refuses to shake hands with the creepy blanket of Linus’ even before she threatens it to toss it in the trash burner.

  75. Dennis
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:28 pm [Reply]

    WTF?! Luann writing Rosa a reference letter to tell her why she should go out with Gunther? Really? I’m starting to wonder if Evans has ever had a relationship with a girl beyond sharing Doritos at lunch in 4th grade.

  76. Alison
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:34 pm [Reply]

    So having a single mom makes a little boy turn gay. Okay. Was today’s “Luann” originally written in 1965? This strip cannot possibly be from 2012. Tell me this cannot be from 2012.

  77. Sgt. Stoned
    March 16th, 2012 at 9:56 pm [Reply]

    MW: Nola has proven herself to be completely unprincipled and amoral in every sense of the word, and yet Mary believes her bullshit about a “deprived” childhood!?! Nola was probably born into the 1% and is “working” only because it gives her access to a wide variety of males who she can fuck in one way or another.

  78. Mr. Mxyzptlk
    March 17th, 2012 at 2:38 pm [Reply]

    @Dennis (#75): That’s the JOKE!

  79. jb
    March 17th, 2012 at 10:26 pm [Reply]

    Really? Because all I could see in the look of Ma Keane was the expression of a woman wonder where she could hide a body.

  80. Visaman
    March 18th, 2012 at 4:05 am [Reply]

    Gunther is as gay as Colton on Survivor…oh wait.

  81. Visaman
    March 18th, 2012 at 4:09 am [Reply]

    @Hairhead (#47):

    Gunther is actually a transman, not a gay.

  82. Visaman
    March 18th, 2012 at 4:13 am [Reply]

    @Hart of Johnny (#49):

    Gunther is a female to male transexual. I met a few, and Gunther fits the bill.

  83. Visaman
    March 18th, 2012 at 4:17 am [Reply]

    Billy: I think this has too much Kraft, and not enough Dinner.

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