Whenever a pretty girl walks by, Archie is so consumed by lust that he can’t even feel, say, a weed-whacker cable tearing into the flesh of his shin.
Haha, Spider-Man is super-worried that Clown-9 is bent on revenge against MJ’s dumb unwatchable play, when really he just wants to steal money and get drunk like a normal person.
Ziggy’s plan to shame-binge on fun meals has been foiled.
Apartment 3-G, 7/21/12
“Gasp!! They know my real name! I’m going to have to kill all of them!”
Rex Morgan, M.D., 7/21/12
Oh, the Morgans have more than $10,000 in “bug-out money” just lying around the house, by the way.