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Haha, it’s funny because her work environment is manifestly hostile

Apartment 3-G, 9/19/12

Oh boy, Aunt Cathy’s back! You remember Aunt Cathy: she’s the aunt whose love Evan treasures so much, and who in return sometimes remembers that Evan exists. Anyway, she’s perfect for helping Evan with his new job, which involves recruiting and training suicide bombers.

Beetle Bailey, 9/19/12

Haha, remember in the ’90s, when General Halftrack was forced to endure sexual harassment training, because apparently you’re not allowed to tell ladies anymore that you have sexual access to them just because they work for you? Well, maybe some of the other members of his staff should have been included.

Archie, 9/19/12

“And I mean, I really want you to take it out. Bring this overflowing bag of putrefying filth to a nice restaurant, hold hands with it at the movies, go park somewhere secluded with it, maybe try to get second base. And take pictures! I want to see pictures!”

Family Circus, 9/19/12

“Mommy, PJ needs a hug but I have more love in my heart for these unfeeling plastic objects than I ever will for any human being!”

212 responses to “Haha, it’s funny because her work environment is manifestly hostile”

  1. Izzy
    September 19th, 2012 at 8:26 am [Reply]

    PJ needs a forehead immensely more than he needs a hug.

  2. Arabella
    September 19th, 2012 at 8:29 am [Reply]

    FW: Trouble in paradise.

    SF: Okay, we all loved the wedding and wanted it to last longer. Be careful what you wish for.

    Luann: Who is Melody? Is she the one character with sense enough to escape?

  3. Chareth Cutestory
    September 19th, 2012 at 8:30 am [Reply]

    A3G: Yellow coat, yellow tie, yellow hair//Yeah, the boy’s a time bomb

  4. Dennis Jimenez
    September 19th, 2012 at 8:39 am [Reply]

    A3G- So, Evan earned the much esteemed mustard yellow jacket! I think it’s for finally learning to wipe himself….

    BB – Um, so DP is out of the question, too?

    Archie – The ingrates! Mom goes to all trouble of serving up one of LuAnn’s famous Sioux Falls, SD style Cow Pies, and it just ends up going out with the trash….

    FC – That’s the way Bil always pictures dolly – with a racing form tucked under her arm….

    Adios Amigos, DJ.

  5. Calvin's Cardboard Box
    September 19th, 2012 at 8:42 am [Reply]

    9CL – Colorist strike, or is Edda just lying to Amos, thinking he is another of her phone sex customers?

    Apparently, we weren’t the only people who didn’t like the current story arc – Brooke will be happy that he elicited the “think of the children!” response:

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/readers/2012/09/9-chickweed-lane-comic-response.html

    Typical ‘grandma worried their granddaughter will see this filth’ letters, but the comments underneath are quite trenchant.

    “This is the culmination of all that: A man fumbling around in his pants pocket while lying between his girlfriend’s legs in front of an audience that just wanted to see a ballet. It’d be one thing if we were supposed to hate these characters for being impulsive and having no regard for each other, but we’re not. Maybe it IS a bit much to complain solely about the positioning, because frankly the storytelling abilities of the author are bad enough on their own.”

  6. Calvin's Cardboard Box
    September 19th, 2012 at 8:48 am [Reply]

    9CL – Looks as if his fans came out to defend him, though it is hard to read NKB’s defense without using Brooke’s voice:

    “9 Chickweed Lane is – and has always been – one of the best and most intelligent, witty, charming and upscale graphic mini-novels ever written. Undoubtedly, high school dropouts and societal misfits intertwined in the World Wide Web would find its style offensive and incomprehensible – alas, fine Parisian cuisine, Vienna waltzes and charm of really good word smithing are decidedly not for everybody. As for concerned homemakers of either gender, with dull personal lives or even complete absence of relations – please, ladies and gentlemen, get out of your chairs, go pick a Pilates course or at least learn to cook, put on a dress or a fancy suit instead of that drab something without form or substance you are wearing right now, and start noticing real people around you – you may end up in a better position than the comic strip characters, and reap many real benefits from your own participation in life. ”

    He forgot to call them “beefwits”, however.

  7. Widdle Jeffy
    September 19th, 2012 at 8:50 am [Reply]

    Ok, when did Dolly have a growth spurt?

    Her legs and body are relatively proportional instead of her usual squat like profile.

    If she did catch up to her melon head, she would be 6’2″ and dunking over Summer.

  8. Rita Lake and the Special Goddesses
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:00 am [Reply]

    I have an honest question, since I refuse to read FW except when it’s featured here: lately some references have been made to Darrin and Jessica moving out of Les’ house. Did they ever actually appear in Les’ house, except that time (was it years ago?) when they proposed to move in? I’m under the impression that this was one of those A3G-style “oh, this sounds like it might be neat except I forgot to ever do anything with it so let’s quietly dispose of it” plots (remember when Lu Ann was going to make a big dramatic trip to confront her adoptive parents over the fact that she found out she was adopted? and then…um, she came back and we never found out what happened?). So, anyway. Was the “Darrin and Jessica move in with Les” explored at all, or not?

  9. Liam
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:01 am [Reply]

    FC-Dolly is going to make an excellent negligent mother.

    A3G-I’ve stuffed his body full of C-4.

    MT-Don’t cry for Sassy. Sassy will eventually return and no one will mention this at all.

    MT 2-Maybe Mark will get Rusty a new dog. One that is unkillable.

    JP-Boy you Hollywood types sure are judgmental and narrow minded.

  10. Hogenmogen
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:02 am [Reply]

    @Calvin’s Cardboard Box (#6): Let me sum it up:

    If you don’t like this strip, you are in the 47% of America who are uneducated slobs incapable of helping themselves and you don’t practice personal hygeine. You have no aspirations beyond a six pack of watered-down piss-beer every weekend and a meal more sophisticated than mac & cheese would be wasted on your slovenly waistline. Go take a Pilates class or something equally suburban. Then, and only then, you will come to appreciate the Burber Klan’s presumptuous attitudes because you will now have something to wield over your drab, ignorant, low-rent former cohorts.

    That summary ran about as long as the origial quote, but I’ve read (and written) essays on poems that were several times longer than the actual poem.

  11. Cthulhu for President
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:03 am [Reply]

    BB: Pity the poor colorist. Miss Buxley’s hair is relatively easy, with well-defined outlines, but what is one to do with the 4 lines merely suggestive of hair poking out of Lt. Fuzz’s scalp? “Oh well, just slap some yellow across the ear line. Better fill in the area between those wiry strands, too.” The unintentional punk do that results gives me a new perspective on the lieutenant.

    Speaking of color, why is the inside of Miss Buxley’s mouth white? Has she been hitting the liquid paper again?

  12. grillboy meatmonster
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:05 am [Reply]

    Phantom: some wolf, Devil is, not seeing that lioness ready to pounce. Where does he think he is, in The Amazing Spiderman?

    Mutts: Oh, good, another week of motivational posters.

  13. Hogenmogen
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:07 am [Reply]

    FC: Dolly stole all PJ’s toys and now she says he needs a hug, so long as someone else does it. With his family openly discussing him as a needy object of derision, PJ is practicing this pose for the evenuality that he will be an alcoholic street bum. Imagine PJ with week-old facial stubble, slouched along the sidewalk. He even practices taking a swig of his rot-gut-liquor hidden in a paper bag.

  14. Hogenmogen
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:11 am [Reply]

    Rex: This reminds me of the old Rodney Dangerfield joke where he returned from a trip and asked the taxi at the airport to take him to where he could get some ‘action’. “He took me HOME.”

  15. Crankenstank
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:11 am [Reply]

    Given that PJ can’t even get his thumb into his mouth, I’d say he needs more than just a hug.

  16. Liam
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:17 am [Reply]

    9CL-Looks like Edda(?) has been forced to take a job as a phone sex operator.

  17. Esther Blodgett
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:20 am [Reply]

    I be disappointed that Cap’n Josh ’tweren’t talkin in Piratese on this day. Yarrr.

  18. Hogenmogen
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:22 am [Reply]

    @Rita Lake and the Special Goddesses (#8): What do you mean A3G didn’t fully explore the LuAnn vs. non-mother-in-Dakota? She called to say she was having a great time, and then came back six months later and said it was great. What more do you want? You want a third “great!” from the perpetually-grinning blonde, this time with the adverb “really” in there?

    You want an explanation as to why real-mother-Ruby didn’t come back with her? Why would anyone want to know such minutia?

  19. Perky Bird
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:24 am [Reply]

    I can’t decide whether PJ’s slouch is giving off more of a “drunken hobo” or “Midnight Cowboy” vibe.

  20. Liam
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:25 am [Reply]

    @Calvin’s Cardboard Box (#5):

    I found that story offensive because the guy is interrupting a ballet to propose to his girlfriend.

  21. wossname
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:29 am [Reply]

    A3G – Your client is about to blow up? Call the bomb squad, for Christ’s sake, not Aunt Cathy!

    RMMD – Oooh, this is sounding good! I thought all the Mudges predicting a brothel a few weeks ago were being overoptimistic – but maybe not! Does anybody remember if we’ve heard Junior mentioned before?

  22. Liam
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:29 am [Reply]

    FC-I like how PJ is just lying there sucking on his thumb. “Man this is some good thumb.”

    BB-I hate that this is in newspaper because Lt. Fuzz could also ask her to pose for the nude centerfold.

  23. Hogenmogen
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:31 am [Reply]

    @Esther Blodgett (#17): I suppose the best we can do is to translate various comics into Piratese.

    Archie: Yar, I swore by me sword to rendzevous with me girl Veronica, but me odder girl Betty, she be ‘xpectin me t’ pull me tugboat into her tuna harbor. Now the both of ‘em be treatin me like a skalliwag. Arr..

    Cap’n Pop: Matey, swab th deck an throw th garbage off th poop deck or y’git 40 lashes. Arr…

    Cap’n Pop’s parrot: Poop deck.. arrr….

  24. seismic-2
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:31 am [Reply]

    DT: Now let’s see an Esther Williams-style water ballet in the aquarium, featuring the June Taylor Dancers. And aw-a-a-a-ay we go!!!

    RMMD: “Say cabbie, have you ever been checked for possible diabetes? You haven’t? Well, do it. And that advice entitles us to this ride for free!”

  25. The Ghost of Jarrod
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:32 am [Reply]

    BB – You know, not to get serious, but given the unbelievably high rates of sexual assault in the military, I find it hard not to be genuinely angry about this. For God’s sake, Lieutenant. Honestly.

    MT – I hope that the next week is just variations on the mooks threatening to kill Sassy, followed by pictures of different kids crying. What, that’s the same kid as yesterday? You don’t say.

    Rip – “Fa-Fainty!” might be my favorite cartoon sound effect ever.

    HiLo – Ben Franklin was in a rock and roll band in the 60s?

    HiLo2 – That guy from Gil Thorp was in a rock and roll band in the 60s?

  26. Rita Lake and the Special Goddesses
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:33 am [Reply]

    @Hogenmogen (#18): Well, Lu Ann did promise Margo some meadow muffins. Am I to be denied an appropriate reaction shot when Margo opens a box of manure?

  27. Marc
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:34 am [Reply]

    9CL- These two are so fucking stupid that they can’t even get phone sex right.

    A3G- Is this where Evan adopts the stage name “Hardy Laurel” and eventually becomes Clown 9?

    Mark Trail- There are few images as disturbing as a 35 year old man, masquerading as child, crying the bushes.

    Mary Worth- Why does Mountainview Hospital look more like a Vietnamese POW camp than a medical facility?

    Funky- If there was ever a time to grow a backbone and stab that self absorbed son of a bitch, it’s now. So hop to it Fishface.

    Luann- If Evans’ mission this week was to prove that there was never a time when the strip’s title character was even remotely likeable, he is succeeding.

    Snuffy- Sounds like Luellie and Clovis’ relationship is almost single handedly driving the Hootin Holler economy. 6 divorces and remarriages isn’t cheap.

    Cranky- Nothing solves a clustered attic better than throwing all your shit out the window at passing neighbors.

    Family Cirucs- Seems to me like Dolly got PJ wasted for fun and now that he’s crashing, she’s bored and is ready to pass him off onto their mother.

  28. Calvin's Cardboard Box
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:36 am [Reply]

    @Rita Lake and the Special Goddesses (#26):

    Don’t make fun. Those Meadow Muffins are some good shit!!!

  29. Little Blue Bicycle
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:36 am [Reply]

    A: “Take out the garbage, Archie. And by that, I mean Veronica. Hubba hubba, that’s what I’d do. With red rose petals everywhere. Yeah.”

    A3G: Why is Evan wearing a yellow suit?

  30. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:38 am [Reply]

    Slylock – I’ll name those newborn animals! Elly Elephant, Li’l Timmy Turkey, Harpo the Seal, and Like It Matters the Fish.

    Beetle – Fuzz, you dog! I never suspected you had any sexual interest in any other human being at all!

  31. Calvin's Cardboard Box
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:38 am [Reply]

    @Marc (#27):

    Re: 9CL – The last time they tried phone sex, Amos had to be rushed to the proctologist for an emergency extraction. Serves him right for using one of those old-school rotary-dial telephones.

  32. TheDiva
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:38 am [Reply]

    @Calvin’s Cardboard Box (#6): If there’s one thing I hate worse than anti-intellectualism, it’s the “my highly sophisticated tastes are proof of my superiority, and anyone who does not share them is a moronic Neanderthal” bias (see: most Simpsons episodes focusing on Lisa). I’m certain the two mentalities feed off of each other.

    A3G: “Good news, Aunt Cathy! I’ve found a new recipient for my mail bombs!”

    Archie: “Say, I know what will liven up this tired and implausible cliche: household chores!”

  33. Droopy Says
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:40 am [Reply]

    Everyone is waiting for Mark Trail to show up with the Fists o’ Justice. Ain’t gonna happen. This will be Andy’s story. He’s going to battle his favorite villain, Cruella de Ville, who’s about to show up and tell her henchmen to find more puppies.

  34. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:42 am [Reply]

    Gil – The ref has caused a time out by inadvertently catching the Golden Snitch!

    Hi – Plugging our local music shop today? And the lead singer of The Founding Fathers?

  35. endless sky
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:46 am [Reply]

    @Calvin’s Cardboard Box (#31): On my first read of your comment, I missed the 9CL. I thought you were referring to General Amos of BB. Guess it could work there too.

  36. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:47 am [Reply]

    Marmaduke – “Well, whose brilliant idea was it to use BBQ sauce for sunblock anyway?”

    Mary – Don’t look now, but Dawn is getting one of her rare ideas. I know how Jim and I could have something in common! Something BIG! And I’m already in a hospital!!

  37. TheDiva
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:53 am [Reply]

    9CL: Gay people can’t marry, but these two can?

    C’shaft: The box fell onto the head of the elderly lady next door, killing her on impact.

    FW: Well, Batiuk is finally me feel Les and Cayla have something in common and deserve each other.

    Luann: Wow, the schoolgirl lesbian subtext was apparent even back then.

    MT: There’s just so much litter in the Lost Forest….

    MW: Marriages in the Worthiverse have been built on less.

    Pibgorn: Brooke McEldowney characters in a nutshell: vocabulary of a doctor of letters, maturity of an eight-year-old.

    SM: Say, kids, what time is it? It’s time for Spider-Man to implausibly turn the tables on his current antagonist, despite doing jack all for 99% of the arc!

  38. Jocelyn Knockersbury
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:54 am [Reply]

    There is something very distasteful about an artist like McEldowney cultivating fans based on a shared belief that they are all, en masse, just so much better than the rest of you. I can’t imagine needing lemming-esque followers to repeat “your 9th grade education can’t understand the genius of this comic strip” in online forums just to bolster my confidence.

    Between his response to criticism and his attitude toward women and gay men, McEldowney gives me the crawling creeps.

  39. Mibbitmaker
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:56 am [Reply]

    New PCK is now up!

    Some turbulence upon re-entry…

  40. hcv
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:57 am [Reply]

    I think Miss Buxley is freaked out because Lt. Fuzz suddenly turned into Pac-Man. I know I am.

  41. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:58 am [Reply]

    Nancy – And it’s another dead-on for Fritzi RIPz.

    Phantom – In the village, the nervous village, the lion stalks today.

  42. Runar
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:58 am [Reply]

    Archie: What’s the difference between the garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

    Archie’s Dad: The garbage gets taken out.

  43. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:59 am [Reply]

    Spider-Man totally turned Clod-9′s electric buzzer against him by cleverly wetting himself.

    XKCD – I expected it to be four panels.

  44. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:00 am [Reply]

    @Droopy Says (#y237): Avarice, you blithering idiot, is there anything about that camera worth risking your life?
    Yes! BIG FISH PICTURE!!

    @gleeb (#y251): American musicians, please stop dying for a little while, huh? You’ve got Nancy in a morbid rut.
    The trend will only increase as the Baby Boomers age out.

  45. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:00 am [Reply]

    @Izzy (#1): PJ needs a forehead immensely more than he needs a hug.
    But he has an actual chance of getting a hug.

    @Hogenmogen (#10): Let me sum up: “The only reason anybody could possibly dislike this piece of erudition is sheer ignorance. Go out and engage in uplifting behavior, you doo-doo-head troglodytes!”

  46. Mibbitmaker
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:04 am [Reply]

    A3G: (maniacal laughter) (for once, not Margo’s)

    Archie: Mr. Andrews is a real salt-in-the-wound kind of parent.

    FC: Dolly is a real salt-in-the-wound kind of sibling.

  47. lynn
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:05 am [Reply]

    @Runar (#42): “What’s the difference between the garbage and a girl from New Jersey?” Hey! I resemble that remark!

  48. Dood
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:12 am [Reply]

    Family Circus: What pre-World War II toy store do the Keanes shop at?

  49. Austria
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:13 am [Reply]

    FC: PJ’s apathetic pose is the best part of this comic.

    FW: WOOHOO! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

    Luann: “Lots of comparing goes on.” “You know who’s got the best figure? Melody.” “Figure? I was talking about gym clothes. You know, seeing who’s got the dirtiest outfit. Seeing how long you can go until you have to wash ‘em.”

  50. Baka Gaijin
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:14 am [Reply]

    @[Old Man] Muffaroo (#30) on Slylock Fox: Ha ha HA!

    @hcv (#40): Damnit! I wanted to say that.

  51. Baka Gaijin
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:21 am [Reply]

    Today in Mary Worth: Symphorophilia!

    “Grillboy Meatmonster.” Large metal spatula or young gay porn star noted for his massive endowment? You decide. [*]

  52. Joshua
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:26 am [Reply]

    BB: The general would be probably be more impressed with Lt. Fuzz’s Summer Report if he had received it before September 19.

  53. Balto
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:28 am [Reply]

    A3G: That last panel with the close-up of Evan looks…different…somehow. Sort of like the Gasoline Alley strips when they insert characters with jarringly semi-realistic faces. Anyone else creeped out by this phenomena, or is it just me…?

  54. Widdle Jeffy
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:28 am [Reply]

    @Dood (#48):

    Dolly is actually on her way to the pawn shop to see what Chumly or the old man will give her for this crap.

    It is either that or turning tricks on the corner of Chickweed Lane and Gasoline Alley.

    She has that monster heroin habit to feed.

  55. lynn
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:29 am [Reply]

    @Baka Gaijin (#51): ““Grillboy Meatmonster.” Large metal spatula or young gay porn star noted for his massive endowment? You decide. [*] ” -Busted!

  56. Pozzo
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:36 am [Reply]

    Evidently, in Beetle Bailey’s world, the realization of the presence of sexual harassment can cause the configuration of your eyes to change.

  57. hcv
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:42 am [Reply]

    @Balto (#53): “A3G: That last panel with the close-up of Evan looks…different…somehow.”

    Yikes, you’re right. It looks like a “This Modern World” panel.

  58. Mibbitmaker
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:43 am [Reply]

    @seismic-2 (#24): re:RMMD: “But, sir, this is a Woody Wilson-penned comic strip. You’re a protagonist. You are already entitled to a free cab ride.”

  59. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:44 am [Reply]

  60. remmy
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:45 am [Reply]

    I read the comments under the LA Times about how 9CL does not get any complaints at the syndicate. I have to call bullshit on that. They would still get a TON of complaints if poor ol’ Brooke had not whined about the comments section. Plus I HAVE written to them to bitch about Brooke (not so much to get rid of the strips, but to tell him to get his act together) so there you go…

  61. queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii Commando
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:46 am [Reply]

    A&J: d’awwwwwwwwwwww.

    Dilbert: I had that meeting last night.

    LaCuc: KLANG!!!

    Lio: step 1, identify which orifice it entered by. . . .

    SBp.: a quick google would dispute that.

    Crank: and tomorrow, it lands on the old lady neighbor, breaking her hip and giving her box cancer.

    FW: a common enough fetish, I suppose.

    OBH: tribute to Ms. Price?

    PMP: NSFBG!!!!!!

    rMC: nice follow-up.

    Retail. *snurk*

  62. queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii Commando
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:46 am [Reply]

    Love Is. . . .nope. not going there. just not.

  63. wossname
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:54 am [Reply]

    @Balto (#53): (re A3G panel 3) – My initial reaction was just that Bolle had actually managed to draw a guy who didn’t look exactly like every other youngish man in the strip. Now I can’t decide if he’s doing the creepy real-person face (à la GA and DtM) as you suggest, or if his hand just slipped.

  64. Dennis Jimenez
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:56 am [Reply]

    @lynn (#55): I’m also seeing an pickup truck cow catching-device for the front end….

  65. Consul, the Almost Human
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:01 am [Reply]

    @Arabella (#2):

    Hear, hear. The wedding arc was all right but the current thread is Funky vicious and Luann stupid. The only redemption I can see is a Saturday strip with Ted cackling over a pile of bodies as the cops break down the door.

  66. Dood
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:07 am [Reply]

    Apartment 3-G: “Oh, Margo gave you those inflatable clients? She always does that with new hires.”

  67. Calico
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:07 am [Reply]

    @Hogenmogen (#13):
    Following in older brother Billy’s footsteps.
    “You never gave me that hug when I needed it, and now I’m a homeless bum with a shriveled liver! Damn you all!”

  68. Vince M
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:09 am [Reply]

    @[Old Man] Muffaroo (#41): I don’t check ‘Nancy’ regularly, but I hope they did one with Aunt Fritzi wistfully mooning over Ernest Borgnine. They did it on ‘The Fusco Brothers’…

  69. Deb T
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:12 am [Reply]

    Family Circus: I think some of those toys in Dolly’s arms are plushies.

  70. queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii Commando
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:12 am [Reply]

  71. Binder's Butter Beans
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:15 am [Reply]

    “Mommy! PJ needs a hug and my arms are already busy! Also, he has his thumb shoved up his nose, so you handle it.”

  72. remmy
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:15 am [Reply]

    Sally Forth – there is something terribly wrong when Ted is the real voice of stone cold sanity. Where the hell is Sally in getting her damn family out of the house?

  73. Calico
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:17 am [Reply]

    3G – “And when you write to him next time at Supermax, tell Uncle Ted thanks for all the advice!”

  74. Mibbitmaker
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:21 am [Reply]

    NS: Wiley hates his entire species. KLANG!!!

    MW: Maritime accidents. True love!
    Background couple: “Aw, we never had a maritime accident! Dammit!”

    BBlues: Apparently, in a progressive society, it’s still okay to show females being all flighty and nonsensical, as long as men are treated with maximum condescension. Screw you, strip!

    9CL: In a McEldowneyan society, it’s still okay to show Burber females being all flighty and nonsensical, as long as readers are treated with maximum condescension — by Brooke, himself.
    Either that, or the colorist confused the character in the last panel.

    H&L: Well, he wasn’t with the Who, then…

    JP: Don’t look at me, lady, the man apologized.

    Curtis: Next: Tooth fixed… status quo returned. NEXT…!

    DT: Oh, God, Dick Tracy is going all Gasoline Alley with the awkward, unclever ancient pop culture references. *YAWN!* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…!

    ReFOOB: Hey, Wizzie, why not get some affection from Dolly Keane….

    FW:
    “YOU’RE NOT LISA! YOU’RE NOT LISA!!!”
    (storms off in extreme petulance)
    (peaks back in frame) “…AND YOUR NAME ISN’T JULIE, EITHER!!!”
    (leaves)

  75. Poteet
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:28 am [Reply]

    @Widdle Jeffy (#7): Every so often one of the FC melonheads has an inexplicable growth spurt, and for me it’s much more unnerving than seeing them as their usual squatty selves.

  76. Calico
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:30 am [Reply]

    Re: yesterday “Eeeeee-oooo” in FC – I think that was their doomsday/armageddon/end times alarm that went off by mistake. Time to recalibrate, Bil.

  77. Poteet
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:33 am [Reply]

    @queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii Commando (#70): I would have been straddling to avoid any danger of back injury, but yes, thank you! And the two views of winter are wonderful.

  78. Ned Ryerson
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:34 am [Reply]

    FC: Hugs, schmugs. What PJ needs is a methadone program.

  79. Poteet
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:35 am [Reply]

    9CL — I would think that even some 9CL fans would be getting a little fed up with this deliberate stupidity by now.

  80. Santa Royale With Cheese
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:38 am [Reply]

    9CL: Something something phone sex something… I don’t read the strip anymore but didn’t want to be left out of saying “phone sex” for whatever reason.

    S-M: Really, that’s what this was building up to? Cancel my subscription at once.

    JP: Not to get all political up in here, but if Avery’s about-face with Bea works, I wouldn’t count Romney out yet.

  81. Poteet
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:42 am [Reply]

    @Calvin’s Cardboard Box (#6): WOW. Obviously I was wrong (#79). Thanks for sharing. I have wondered what sorts of comments are written by 9CL fans in defense of the strip, and this comment tells me (and my downscale brain) all I need to know.

  82. seismic-2
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:44 am [Reply]

    @Balto (#53): A3G: That last panel with the close-up of Evan looks…different…somehow.

    In A3G all the men look like one another, but not like themselves.

  83. Inexplicable Bear Tongue
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:52 am [Reply]

    @Calvin’s Cardboard Box (#5): I didn’t like it because it was BAD. I wish people would stop inserting children into these things. THINK ABOUT THE ADULTS! Why must we be forced to put up with such grandiloquent, overwritten tripe? Hasn’t enough damage been done? I ASK OF YOU.

  84. Artist formerly known as Ben
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:53 am [Reply]

    A3G: “Of course he doesn’t know he’s going to blow up, but as soon as he turns the key in the ignition…”

    BB: Oh dear, Lt Fuzz just hit puberty. He’s going to be another handful.

    FC: “Also, PJ kinds of grosses me out. Baby germs and all that. Well, ‘ta!”

    MW: “Well our accident has been in the news too. I don’t suppose you’ve heard of it.” Who knew that Dawn was a catastrophe hipster?

    WofI: The fair maiden rolls her eyes upon realizing that the frog has completely misread the theory of evolution.

    FW: Retcon alert! This is the first I’ve heard of Cayla being invited on the Kilimanjaro jaunt.

    C-Shaft: Wheeee! That was fun! Now let’s try something similar. “Waking my father up for his bus route is going to take forever.”

    9CL: Should I be disturbed that one of Amos’ hands is obscured all the way through? No, on second thought I’m going to chalk that one up as a small mercy.

    Baldo: Cruz, I think there are some things we’d be better off not knowing about you. Like everything.

    JP: Avery enters into last minute negotiations to see if he can at least still get to second Bea’s (not a typo).

    H&L: Well yes, I imagine a guitar designed by Ben Franklin would be worth a pretty penny.

    DT: Okay, I get the Jackie Gleason references (“The Great One”, Crazy Guggenheim, etc), but you’d think Staton could do a better rendition.

    Shoe: Nonagenarians can brag just by stringing a bunch of nouns together. “When I was young we didn’t need fiber optics or antibiotics or sandals, and I turned out just great.”

    Marvin: Jenny thinks that she’s morbidly obese, which is obviously wrong. She also thinks she only has three fingers on each hand, which is scarily accurate.

  85. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:54 am [Reply]

    @Vince M (#68): I waited in vain for weeks to see Fritzi slobbering poetry over a picture of Ernest Borgnine. Weeks!

  86. queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii Commando
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:56 am [Reply]

    a response to today’s SpeedBump.

    (Tu’i would look cuter, but we do what we can.)

  87. Dr. Weird
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:58 am [Reply]

    NS

    “Humans are universally terrible and worthless!” Well, at least it’s less sexist than Wiley’s usual “Men are wretched and contemptible” message.

  88. btown
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:00 pm [Reply]

    hello everybody.

    “It seems we have maritime accidents in common”

    That is all.

  89. grillboy meatmonster
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:00 pm [Reply]

    MW: Well, you can see where Evan gets his good looks.

  90. Shrug, Speaker to Spam
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:02 pm [Reply]

    @Rita Lake and the Special Goddesses (#8):

    “I have an honest question, since I refuse to read FW except when it’s featured here: lately some references have been made to Darrin and Jessica moving out of Les’ house. Did they ever actually appear in Les’ house, except that time (was it years ago?) when they proposed to move in?”

    I don’t know (like you, I do not pursue the reading of FW when avoidable), but as an old time radio fan I feel inspired to mention the detail that FIBBER MCGEE AND MOLLY had “Uncle Dennis” (Molly’s uncle) supposedly living in the house with them for years without ever being heard from. After WWII the show lost several of its regular characters to war service, and tried to develop some new ones (none of whom I’ve found very interesting.) As part of that attempt, Uncle Dennis suddenly started appearing, speaking, and was even granted a personality (drunken layabout who gets by thanks to his supposed Irish charm) and his own catch phrase (he frequently claimed to be “just trying to pick up acoupleofbucks,” with the last words run together in one breath).

    It’s as though Godot had popped up from behind the tree and pointed out that he’d been there all the time.

  91. Lurker Bob
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:03 pm [Reply]

    MT: Rusty wept.

    Seriously though, what does he care? I can count at least 3 or 4 Sassies of different shapes, sizes and colors over the last year. I think that Mark keeps him stocked out of the Lost Forest Puppy Mill that he runs out behind the cabin. “Another dead Sassy?!?!??! Cherrie, throw him another runt from the pile. Yeah, the one whose mother won’t feed it and has abandoned it. Just like Rusty.”.

    Also, I was out of town for the weekend and just now caught up. What is the deal with the shattered, terrified expression on Cherry’s face in the first panel of the Sunday strip? It is as if she begging for help. Eerie!

  92. Baka Gaijin
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:09 pm [Reply]

    @remmy (#72): Sally doesn’t handle her family well. She’s rocking on her heels in the basement closet repeating, “They won’t go home, they won’t go home” amongst the trench coats and mackinaws.

    @Shrug, Speaker to Spam (#90): I’m remembering that next time someone drags me to “Waiting for Godot.” I’ll be the one yelling to the stage, “Look behind the tree!” amongst the winter coats.

  93. Doctor Handsome
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:09 pm [Reply]

    “Will you pose for the swimsuit section? No? So just Plato and Killer again? *sigh*”

  94. Apeman
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:13 pm [Reply]

    I like this quote from the LA Times story: “I happen to like Chickweed Lane, I look forward to reading it, and I look forward to the ‘ten dollar words’ that are sometimes used. I’ve even looked some of them up so I can be sure of the meaning and I intend to use them!” (Emphasis mine)

    Chances are, if A) you’re using a comic strip to increase your vocabulary or 2) you need to use a dictionary to properly enjoy a comic strip, you still aren’t snooty enough to be in McEldowney’s target audience.

  95. seismic-2
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:16 pm [Reply]

    @Rita Lake and the Special Goddesses (#8): We did see that Darrin and Jessica were living in Les’s house when Summer was leaving for the big basketball championship and she contracted the flu from a stricken Darrin. In FW the function of the supporting cast is either to suffer a catastrophe or to be a carrier. Welcome to Westview!

  96. Señor Tortilla
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:16 pm [Reply]

    Curtis: Yup, we all know how this ends: his tooth is fixed, status quo is returned, Michelle hates him.

    H&L: OK, so I’m not the only one who thought he looked like Ben Franklin (and I’m relieved I’m not the only one who thought the sounds Billy and his friend heard were his parents having sex)

    JP: Is this just me or does Bea look more attractive now that it turns out she isn’t the villain?

    Luann: Luann’s friend, who I can’t be bothered to remember her name, definitely looks like a dude in this one.

    MT: HA HA CRY RUSTY CRY GO AND GET YOURSELF KIDNAPPED YOU LITTLE TROLL

    MW: I really hope that this guy will mock and yell at Dawn saying it’s nothing like what she experienced.

  97. Doctor Handsome
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:16 pm [Reply]

    “One of my new clients is about to blow up! Good thing, too, because the other two are headed straight for the gutter! I’m a terrible publicist!”

  98. Joe, the Upper-Evergreen Guy
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:18 pm [Reply]

    FW: Oh, pish. They will end up having the wedding at Dead Lisa Lisa Lisa’s graveside.

    MT: Enter the Fists ‘o Justice!!!

    MW: Well, this strip get the award for “Stupidest Teleological Coincidence of the Month”!

  99. Apeman
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:22 pm [Reply]

    @Joe, the Upper-Evergreen Guy (#98): “FW: Oh, pish. They will end up having the wedding at Dead Lisa Lisa Lisa’s graveside.”

    With music at the reception featuring Dead Lisa Lisa and Zombie Cult Jam?

  100. Poteet
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:22 pm [Reply]

    @Calvin’s Cardboard Box (#5): The L.A. TIMES header “some readers aren’t laughing” was interesting. I’ve never thought that Brooke was trying to elicit laughter. I thought he was trying to elicit awe.

  101. Doctor Handsome
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:26 pm [Reply]

    “Mom, PJ needs a hug. Someone just kicked his ass and stole his toys.”

  102. Poteet
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:26 pm [Reply]

    LUANN — Please don’t show us Young Gunther. Please.

  103. Baka Gaijin
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:28 pm [Reply]

    Evan, thanks for sharing Margo’s evil scheme: feed peanut brittle to her peanut-allergic client to create sympathetic headlines on entertainment newspapers everywhere. Margo’s plan climaxes when Matt Lauer interviews him in his hospital bed.

  104. Doctor Handsome
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:31 pm [Reply]

    Wait, is Colonel Mustard here meeting up with Aunt Cathy in a funeral home?

  105. Calico
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:31 pm [Reply]

    @Señor Tortilla (#96):
    Maybe Curtis should lose an arm too, if he really wants to get the girl.

  106. Calico
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:34 pm [Reply]

    @Doctor Handsome (#101):
    Dolly would make an awesome Juggalo, with her mushy body revealing rolls of lard under a bikini and featuring a dozen tatoos.

  107. Dood
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:38 pm [Reply]

    Archie: What’s wrong with a ménage à trois, Arch?

  108. Doctor Handsome
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:42 pm [Reply]

    Come on, Mr. Andrews. You’re already holding the bag, and you’re in the kitchen, so I’m guessing you’re about three feet from the back door. Just take it out yourself. Was it really so much easier to loiter around for hours, waiting for Archie to set you up for a zinger?

  109. seismic-2
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:51 pm [Reply]

    Archie: Which one of those two tramps is Dad calling “garbage”?

  110. Doctor Handsome
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:55 pm [Reply]

    @Calico (#106): I’d sure like to un-picture that. But damn, it’s spot-on.

  111. Dennis Jimenez
    September 19th, 2012 at 12:57 pm [Reply]

    @Mibbitmaker (#74):
    FW:
    “YOU’RE NOT LISA! YOU’RE NOT LISA!!!”
    (storms off in extreme petulance)
    (peaks back in frame) “…AND YOUR NAME ISN’T JULIE, EITHER!!!”
    (leaves)

    It there a Jesse Coulter song in this? How ’bout the Monkees? Raffie? Rolf Harris?

  112. HAnzMFG
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:00 pm [Reply]

    PJ needs a hug, huh? Looks to me like he could care less, he’s just casually reclined and sucking his thumb like he’s smoking a cigarette.

  113. commodorejohn
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:02 pm [Reply]

    @Calvin’s Cardboard Box (#5): Couldn’t resist replying:

    Lisa: The strip is not “too smart” for anybody. It is a very, very dumb strip that dresses itself in what it thinks to be the trappings of “smartness” in order to lord it over people who don’t walk around with a thesaurus in their head. A “smart” strip would have storylines that didn’t consistently involve characters acting like blithering idiots and dropping their entire motivations to run off on some tangent any time acting in a way that’s consistent with their character would resolve a plot too soon for the author’s taste (because Lord knows that a brief, sane resolution is anathema.)

    I enjoy classical music and language play as much as anybody, but what I see in 9 Chickweed Lane isn’t any kind of celebration of either; it’s deliberate stuffy obscurantism intended to baffle people who don’t meet McEldowney’s specific “you must be at least this cultured to read” checklist so that he can then mock them for being (in his own terms) “beefwits.” I think that culture connoseiurs and beer-swilling football schmoes alike can see that that’s just being a twit.

    As to the innuendo, the only thing that surprises me is that more people haven’t written in to complain about this on a regular basis. Ham-handed schoolboy innuendo and its accompanying twittering about just how clever the strip is to get away with such naughtiness! is a regular feature of the strip, and the only particularly remarkable thing about this bit is that Brooke has eschewed (there’s your ten-dollar “smart” word) his normal roundabout imagery and gone straight for drawing a couple in a sex position. One gets the feeling that he still thinks the dirty cartoons he used to draw to piss off the nuns at his old school are the height of wit. It’s more just pathetic than offensive, in my opinion (particularly compared to the atrocities of stupidity and self-centered narcissism the plot perpetuates on a regular basis,) but if people want to say that it doesn’t belong in the paper, I’m certainly not going to disagree.

  114. Snarkotix Addict
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:03 pm [Reply]

    BG&SS – Luellie is the missing Gabor sister. This being Hootin’ Holler, Clovis was the only eligible man who wasn’t her cousin. So she married him six times, just to keep up with her sisters.

  115. Artist formerly known as Ben
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:12 pm [Reply]

    @Balto (#53): If Bolle copied that face, it looks like it was out of AARP magazine. It would be just like Margo to have a 70 year old intern with yellow food coloring in his hair.

  116. KimberlyRose
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:12 pm [Reply]

    @Calvin’s Cardboard Box (#5):

    Oh, those comments are great. You have to love the people who think that being a fan of 9CL somehow marks them out as well educated and sophisticated. How amusingly delusional of them.

  117. Artist formerly known as Ben
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:17 pm [Reply]

    @Señor Tortilla (#96):

    MW: I really hope that this guy will mock and yell at Dawn saying it’s nothing like what she experienced.

    Yeah well, you can keep hoping that. It’s Mary Worth.

  118. Midtown
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:18 pm [Reply]

    FC: I like to imagine all of Dolly’s lines spoken in the voice of Honey Boo-Boo.

  119. Lupin The 3.1415926th
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:19 pm [Reply]

    When comics name-drop characters from other comics: Today’s final panel of “Spider-Man” gives a shout-out to Dr. Tzap of “Tank McNamara”. Too bad they spelled it wrong.

  120. Hogenmogen
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:21 pm [Reply]

    A3G: “One of them is about to blow up! The other two are blithely sailing through life, getting cover stories from their industry publications, humanitarian awards, career advancement, and all that so-called-fulfilling crap. People just friggin’ walk up and hand them stuff for free! Damn that Sam Driver and Rex Morgan.”

  121. Chaze
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:26 pm [Reply]

    Jump Start – Is today Bill Withers’ birthday or what? Otherwise what’s the point?

    RMMD – HOOKER ALERT!! Although I KNEW we’d share in the cab ride. Guess we’ll get to the hookers and June’s thong (mistaken hooker alert) as soon as we watch them unpack.

    GT – Again, I’m not stupid. Really. No matter what kind of blather I might offer up here. Is that Terry in both panel one and two? If so, why does his number change from 47 to 22? And if they’re not both Terry, who is #47 why do I need to see him in action? And Terry….don’t let Roger Goodell see you pulling this shit or your coach will be suspended for the season. Ohhh…on the other hand.”..

    ASM – Ha! Wait til Spidey whips out the fake dog turds! Revenge will be sweet.

  122. Artist formerly known as Ben
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:27 pm [Reply]

    @Calvin’s Cardboard Box (#6): Oh man alive. If there’s one thing that Brooke doesn’t need it’s to be defended by people who sound like him only more stereotypical.

  123. Hogenmogen
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:28 pm [Reply]

    @Artist formerly known as Ben (#117): What, something like
    Dawn: I was so traumatized! I didn’t know if I was going to live or die! It must have been almost a hundred yards to shore, and although I could have easily swam that distance, my fat, bloated father couldn’t and I had to stay. Well, he said that he couldn’t swim it, anyway. He can float in the pool at home, though, for hours. And he could have had a life jacket. And the ocean is salt water, which helps bouyancy. And there were rescue boats all around, and helicopters, too. Anyway, I thought I was going to die!

    Jim: I lost an arm. I win.

  124. Snarkotix Addict
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:30 pm [Reply]

    A3G – Any bets on who ‘Aunt Cathy’ is? I’m suspicious of anyone in A3G with no last name.
    My guess is that she has a big human trafficking operation. And Evan was a ‘commodity’ that she just couldn’t move.

  125. Chaze
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:31 pm [Reply]

    9CL (yesterday) I was confused about where Amos was in yesterday’s strip because it was printed in black and white in my paper, making me think Amos was walking outside into the evening. When I saw the Internet strip in full color, it appeared much more obvious to me he was walking into his own apartment. Did anyone else not have a full color version in their paper?

  126. Maggie the Cat
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:33 pm [Reply]

    @Calico (#106): Haha… I LOVE this idea. Could someone make a Juggalo Dolly pic? Please?

  127. debussy fields
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:33 pm [Reply]

    MW– Meanwhile, the doctor in the background slings his stethoscope over his shoulder and pronounces the guy on the floor before him dead. Another victim of the great Totts Island Ferry shipwreck whose heart just couldn’t stand the strain. If “maritime accidents in common” is the key to true love, the guy came just that close to being part of a menage a trois with Dawn and Jim.

  128. Chaze
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:33 pm [Reply]

    9CL – Pillow talk! clap, clap, clap clap….pillow talk!

    //The clap is wishful thinking.

  129. Hogenmogen
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:36 pm [Reply]

    @Señor Tortilla (#96): JP: “does Bea look more attractive now that it turns out she isn’t the villain?”

    No. “Potentially lethal” Bea was way more sexy than “pot grower pays us to keep this crappy hotel closed” Bea.

  130. billman
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:39 pm [Reply]

    @[Old Man] Muffaroo (#59):

    yes, this is EPIC, everyone should give it a look, i almost got carpal tunnel from the click and drag but it was sooo worth it, i couldn’t stop. i always click over to the web site anyway cause you can’t get the hover text on Darkgate and that’s usually the best part of xkcd.

  131. Chaze
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:40 pm [Reply]

    Frazz – Yeah, I stopped thinking since I started using the Internet. Went totally brain dead. Most days I don’t even understand what’s funny about this strip. If those who detest 9CL are beefwits, then those who can’t hack Frazz are what?

    Curtis – Almost as sick as the relationship between Frazz and little kids is this borderline stalking, kiddy sex vibe between Curtis and Michelle. Makes me think that most of these writers of strips featuring kids are clueless 70 year olds.

  132. Hogenmogen
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:48 pm [Reply]

    MW: With the open announcement that all it takes to get into Dawn’s pants is a maritime disaster, suddenly men around the room start to converge:

    “I have a canoe at home with a crack in the hull.”

    “The motor on my fishing boat is low on oil!”

    “I slipped in the shower once, does that count?”

  133. Hart of Johnny
    September 19th, 2012 at 1:59 pm [Reply]

    Is it sadness and unrequited love day on the calendar today?

  134. Bobdog
    September 19th, 2012 at 2:00 pm [Reply]

    I’ve never seen Lt. Fuzz without his hat on before. I never realized those jagged lines on his forehead were meant to be his hair (though admittedly when I first saw today’s comic I thought they were an enormous pair of apparently second eyebrows) — I always though they were part of the hat. This is a mind blowing revelation — akin to seeing the two faces around the vase or the duck that was a rabbit — I can never view the world the same way again.

  135. Chaze
    September 19th, 2012 at 2:04 pm [Reply]

    A3G – So, did Margo take on Hardy Laurel as a client?

  136. Chaze
    September 19th, 2012 at 2:16 pm [Reply]

    FC – I don’t think PJ needs a hug, just a little time to sleep off whatever buzz he’s on. Looks like a good one, too. Maybe Mama Keane has learned that trading the kids’ Ritalin for Nembutal is a good way to get a little peace around the house.

  137. Anonymous
    September 19th, 2012 at 2:31 pm [Reply]

    A3G — I just realized that’s Ashley Wilkes, aka Leslie Howard, and what’s a nice guy like you doing in a place like this???

  138. Poteet
    September 19th, 2012 at 2:32 pm [Reply]

    @Anonymous (#137): Oh dang, I’m not entirely cured yet.

  139. Calvin's Cardboard Box
    September 19th, 2012 at 2:35 pm [Reply]

    9CL – I’m feeling quite the beefwit today because I still can’t make any sense of today’s strip.

    First, I assumed it was just a colorist error that resulted in Edda’s outfit not looking anything like her description. The colorist basically decided to draw some damn pants on her. But, it seems as if the outline of the pants was already there. So, is she deliberately describing something sexy while really wearing something frumpy?

    And then there is the more basic question of whether she is being adorably funny and messing with Amos’ mind, or if we are to believe she is so clueless and self-centered that she regularly describes her outfits to unidentified male callers? I’ll assume “messing with Amos”, since that also explains the failure to recognize his number on her caller ID.

  140. tallyHO
    September 19th, 2012 at 2:38 pm [Reply]

    @[Old Man] Muffaroo (#59):

    I dunno.

    Clicking AND dragging? It is too awkward.
    In my opinion, a sidescroll would could be a less awkward way of maneuvering it.
    Say one click to allow it to scroll right or left.
    Click it again and have it reverse direction.
    Click it again to stop.
    Then an option to reset it to the first key position.

    Here’s a bigger one of just that panel:
    http://xkcd-map.rent-a-geek.de/

    It didn’t load correctly for me but perhaps the addition of a Zoom feature is beneficial.

    It is indeed an impressive concept.

    //i don’t mean to be snotty in what i suggested either. though, it should be said that he’s not the first to do an “infinite canvas” comic.

  141. tallyHO
    September 19th, 2012 at 2:41 pm [Reply]

    @Hart of Johnny (#133):

    oh.

    is that what it is?

    sigh.

  142. Nehemiah Scudder
    September 19th, 2012 at 2:55 pm [Reply]

    Thank you for the zoom!

    // I had totally missed the underground section.

  143. commodorejohn
    September 19th, 2012 at 2:55 pm [Reply]

    Agnes – God, I love this strip.

    A&J – Aww. 9 Chickweed Lane ain’t got shit on this.

    Crankshaft – Yes, throw a tantrum! That always helps!

    FW – Les, you wretched cunt.

    Jumble – You know what my nightmare is? I’ll tell you: being overrun by a swarm of festering, glassy-eyed people who think zombies are automatically hilarious and should be inserted into everything without exception.

    Mandrake – “What is it you’re trying to do?” “Haven’t the slightest idea!” Mandrake in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.

    MT – DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!

    MW – It cannot be possible that even Karen Moy thinks this is something anybody would ever actually say. Mary Worth just broke the laws of physics with bad dialogue, I’m sure of it. Quick, someone figure out the simultaneous position and velocity of a particle!

    Peanuts – What better time to dance than when the world is coming apart?

    Phantom – “Excuse me, I’m looking for my two daughters, they were last seen in this…aww shit.”

    RMMD – Wonder Woman!?

    SM – You have got to be kidding me.

  144. commodorejohn
    September 19th, 2012 at 2:57 pm [Reply]

    @tallyHO (#140): I liked the “infinite canvas” of webcomics better when it was viewable in any browser.

  145. Calico
    September 19th, 2012 at 2:59 pm [Reply]

    @queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii Commando (#70):
    Neighborhood Corgi alert!
    Recently seen Corgi reappears form Southwest at approximately 14:00, walking person. No need to take immediate shelter unless you are prone to OD-ing on cuteness.

  146. Calico
    September 19th, 2012 at 3:00 pm [Reply]

    @tallyHO (#140):
    It IS too awkward!
    It is TOO awkward!
    IT is too awkward!

    etc. etc.

  147. Schroduck
    September 19th, 2012 at 3:04 pm [Reply]

    A3G: Speaking of things about to blow up, WHAT’S HAPPENED TO EVAN’S HEAD? It’s gone from thin and bony and slightly effeminate in panel 2 to a vast expanse of forehead and cheek with a face stuck somewhere in the middle. Is he trying out the worlds most unconvincing fat suit so that when the job he’s doing for Margo inevitably goes wrong, he can slink out without taking the blame? “Evan? Don’t see him here! I’m just… Bevan.”

  148. Nehemiah Scudder
    September 19th, 2012 at 3:15 pm [Reply]

    @tallyHO (#140): My #142 was for you.

  149. Remmy
    September 19th, 2012 at 3:16 pm [Reply]

    @commodorejohn (#113): Well said – let’s run him outta town on a rail!

  150. Inkwell
    September 19th, 2012 at 3:19 pm [Reply]

    Um. Is it wrong that I always thought Blonde Beetle Bailey Character With a Weird M For Hair was gay?

  151. Remmy
    September 19th, 2012 at 3:27 pm [Reply]

    I know I am in a group of one on this, but it is kind of humorous when ‘mudges get on their podium to say how shocked they are that people would try to get a comic removed from the papers. “Whu…? But… I mean… I am only snarking on them… I need my fix of snark… stress release ya know? You seriously want this dude fire?” It is genuinely funny to here that from people that do some really vicious snarking at times. Me, if I see Brooke get fired – I won’t shed any tears. Cathy went to hell in a hand basket its last ten years and I’m not sorry to see it gone.

  152. Little Guy
    September 19th, 2012 at 3:30 pm [Reply]

    @Jocelyn Knockersbury (#38): To be fair, fans of McE think they are better educated that both Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Temperance “Bones” Brennan, when they are as cultured as Penny and the random bacterium in the labs of the Jeffersonian.

  153. Nehemiah Scudder
    September 19th, 2012 at 3:40 pm [Reply]

    I have been known to defend McEldowney, when I think he has been unfairly criticized, but I would cheerfully throw him under any number of buses if it would save Cow and Boy.

  154. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 3:48 pm [Reply]

    @Shrug, Speaker to Spam (#90): It’s as though Godot had popped up from behind the tree and pointed out that he’d been there all the time.
    The National Lampoon Radio Hour did their version of that. After a minute or so, Godot shows up and they all go for something to eat.

    @Doctor Handsome (#101): “Mom, PJ needs a hug. Someone just kicked his ass and stole his toys.”
    Major Award!

    @Artist formerly known as Ben (#122): If there’s one thing that Brooke doesn’t need it’s to be defended by people who sound like him only more stereotypical.
    Those people are the creme of the elite, and they have a name, you know — they’re filetmignonwits.

  155. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 3:49 pm [Reply]

    @Remmy (#151): Cathy went to hell in a hand basket its last ten years and I’m not sorry to see it gone.
    If only! Isn’t it still around, festering away in repeats, still occupying real estate that better, younger cartoonists would love to be in?

  156. gleeb
    September 19th, 2012 at 3:51 pm [Reply]

    @Rita Lake and the Special Goddesses (#8): Well, it was mentioned that they had moved in. I think Jessica was in the background of a few strips, and of course, Darrin was the “pizza gizmo” foil to Montoni for a week of strips, but besides that, there’s been nothing. Too much hand-prom and Funky car-naming going on to pay attention to them. They were probably hangin’ at Khan’s place, where all the cool people in Cancerdeathville go.

  157. Red Greenback
    September 19th, 2012 at 3:55 pm [Reply]

    “Iron Eyes” Rusty reminds us to Keep America Ugly.*

    *I know, I already posted this, but forgot to add this tidbit: “Iron Eyes” Rusty is not actually Native American, but is of Italian descent.

  158. tallyHO
    September 19th, 2012 at 4:02 pm [Reply]

    @gleeb (#156):

    Honestly, I don’t know who those two characters are. I saw it mentioned that they moved out but in the few FWs the only extra pair of characters I’ve seen roosting at Les’ house were his and his partner’s daughters.

    Waitasec! Darrin and Jessica are “living” characters, right? I didn’t miss out on an exorcism of unwanted house-guests….er….ghost house-guests, did I?

    //i always miss the interesting stuff

  159. Joshua
    September 19th, 2012 at 4:05 pm [Reply]

    @[Old Man] Muffaroo (#155): If Cathy is still running reprints anywhere (in print in the USA, at least), I’m not aware of it. The main strips that I know are running reruns are Peanuts, For Better or For Worse, and Popeye (Monday-Saturday, if it is indeed still in print; I believe the Sundays are still new).

  160. Liam
    September 19th, 2012 at 4:22 pm [Reply]

    MW-Sadly maritime disasters is all they have in common.

    RMMD-”Say, lady, you look like you could be one Junior’s girls.”

    FW-While you were gone, Les, I also had the ceremony, the honeymoon, and the divorce.

    Henry-Nope there is nothing sexual here about a boy standing without his shirt on in front of a man with a big horn.

  161. Marc
    September 19th, 2012 at 4:37 pm [Reply]

    @Chaze (#125): I don’t get it in the paper, but I use chron.com for any of the ones that the Buffalo News doesn’t carry and they had the black and white version up.

  162. Artist formerly known as Ben
    September 19th, 2012 at 5:28 pm [Reply]

    @[Old Man] Muffaroo (#154): I’ve heard of filetmignonwits. As in: I’ll have the filetmignonwit con yak creamsauce.

  163. Dennis Jimenez
    September 19th, 2012 at 5:33 pm [Reply]

    @Red Greenback (#157): And as M. Night Shyamalan posited, the Lost Forest is actually in a remote corner of Central Park….

  164. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 5:37 pm [Reply]

    @Red Greenback (#157): Of course he’s Rusty. Iron Eyes should not cry.

    obNatLamp: “Harold, throw your Twinkie wrapper in the trash, for god’s sake! There’s an Indian crying in the bushes over there.”

  165. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 5:38 pm [Reply]

    Lost Forest moves around because it just won’t stay lost. They keep taking it on car drives farther and farther from home and letting it out, and it always finds its way back.

  166. Sgt. Stoned
    September 19th, 2012 at 5:46 pm [Reply]

    BB: Count your blessings, Ms. Buxley. Lt. Fuzz is showing more sexual interest in you than Beetle ever has. And Lts. make more money than privates!

    H&L: Ha-ha! Those old hippies sure are characters, know what I mean?

  167. bats :[
    September 19th, 2012 at 5:48 pm [Reply]

  168. bats :[
    September 19th, 2012 at 5:51 pm [Reply]

    So C&B is being dumped, but Luann goes into ugly, ugly reruns because Evans has more important Things To Do? Nice.

  169. Jeff Soesbe (yeff)
    September 19th, 2012 at 5:58 pm [Reply]

    “Archie, you can take out the garbage. Just don’t sleep with it.”

  170. oddbubble
    September 19th, 2012 at 6:03 pm [Reply]

    @Chareth Cutestory (#3): What is wrong with the yellows in this comic? It looks like the other colours were dropped out!

  171. Erich Clapton
    September 19th, 2012 at 6:35 pm [Reply]

    @Chaze (#128): You can see you doctor to get an injection for that, you know.

  172. Shrug, Speaker to Spam
    September 19th, 2012 at 6:37 pm [Reply]

    @Hogenmogen (#132):

    How about

    “I once bought an ugly shirt at Old Navy”?

  173. tallyHO
    September 19th, 2012 at 6:38 pm [Reply]

    Mary Worth- Dawn and Jim: Two ships sinking in the night.

  174. Shrug, Speaker to Spam
    September 19th, 2012 at 6:45 pm [Reply]

    @Sgt. Stoned (#166):

    “BB: Count your blessings, Ms. Buxley. Lt. Fuzz is showing more sexual interest in you than Beetle ever has. And Lts. make more money than privates!”

    Depends on whose privates. Ms. B’s could earn more than, say, Mrs. Halftrack’s.

  175. Chaze
    September 19th, 2012 at 6:46 pm [Reply]

    @Marc (#161): Thanks, Marc. I have no idea why the 9CL I saw was in black and white, but it certainly affected my thought process of what was going on. Thought process = confused.

  176. greghousesgf
    September 19th, 2012 at 6:47 pm [Reply]

    @Calvin’s Cardboard Box (#6): this person is insane.

  177. tallyHO
    September 19th, 2012 at 6:58 pm [Reply]

    @bats :[ (#168):

    “C&B”

    For a brief second, prior to adding 2 and 2, I thought you were referring to “Calvin and Bobs”.

  178. Chance
    September 19th, 2012 at 7:23 pm [Reply]

    @Izzy (#1): First comment out of the gate had me spraying drink out of my nostrils.

  179. With Cat as my CEO
    September 19th, 2012 at 7:24 pm [Reply]

    @commodorejohn (#113): 9CL: I’m not convinced most of the fans are real; they could be mocking McEldowney’s pretensions in a sort of “Moses supposes” routine that’s going over his pointy head. I used to have a brother-in-law like that, and I had hours of fun winding him up to see how far he would go. Turns out “Dr.” Stuffy was an autodidact with a mail-order Ph.D. The sincere admirers will be partly guys (and they almost always are guys) like that and the rest sock-puppets.

  180. tallyHO
    September 19th, 2012 at 7:29 pm [Reply]

    a3g

    Evan is either turning into Dick Cavett or Anthony Perkins. (at least he has a purpose in the strip)

    Hi & Lois

    Hi is following the Dagwood Bumstead Method is participating in a stilted conversation when the only reason he went into the store was to ask for some reefer.

    Henry

    The only thing that would make that weirder is if he were doing a little dance on that chair while at the feet of Perversio Hornblower sat a copy of the sheet music for “The Girl from Ipanema”. Don’t get me wrong, it is already weird enough.

    Pluggers

    Screw you, Shaving Dog! I’m not saying I’d accept the premise if these dog-men were sitting in a barber’s chair and getting a touch up. But, man, it burns me to see this animal-people…sputter POP groan!…Where are the fish-people? The mer-mans? (and I don’t think they would be underwater or in a mer-man temple). Why not have …awww, screw it!

    mark trail

    If they are willing to kill the dog, what does the life of a puppet matter?

    Mary Worth….

  181. Chaze
    September 19th, 2012 at 7:35 pm [Reply]

    Dawn: “So, Jim, ready to take another cruise? It’ll be therapeutic.”

    Jim: “Sure, what have I got to lose except more limbs?”

  182. Liam
    September 19th, 2012 at 7:43 pm [Reply]

    A3G-”And one of them is about to blow up unless that accursed Batman doesn’t stop me this time.” I swear to god Evans has a Joker like smile on his face.

  183. Anonymous
    September 19th, 2012 at 7:49 pm [Reply]

    I’ve always wanted to see somebody play tic tac toe on the side of Archie’s head.

  184. tallyHO
    September 19th, 2012 at 7:54 pm [Reply]

    “Mary Worth–the Dawn of Ruh-roh Mance”

    I want to give this the benefit of the doubt. I want to believe that like with Funikty Winkertybean, they are just presenting relations that are Keeping It Real. Not every couple should be Ken and Barbie. And, even Ken and Barbie theoretically works well despite Ken missing an appendage. So, why can’t Dawn find True Love with this guy? There’s nothing wrong with it. However, this lunch has taken for-ev-er! We have no clue whether this guy is a patient or if he shows up for physical therapy or if he’s a nutty as a fruitcake.

    On this strip, I’m calling BS! Somehow, he should know about that cruise ship sinking. Wilbur’s writing a column about it. I just don’t think he doesn’t know. Someone had to tell him. It wouldn’t surprise me if he’s a stalker. It just seems like they would go that way in this comic.

    Or, am I wrong, wrong, wrong?

  185. Cindyinmaine
    September 19th, 2012 at 8:00 pm [Reply]

    @Anonymous (#137): I was going to say the same… that is totally Leslie Howard. But as per the Scarlett Pimpernel, I think he is going to do alright. Where is Clark Gable when you (or Margo) really need him?

  186. Sequitur
    September 19th, 2012 at 8:24 pm [Reply]

    @tallyHO (#184): Oh, he knows but he doesn’t want her to know he knows because if she knew he knew then she would be all, “Everybody knows that I’m a wonderful shipwreck victim and must be loved, don’t you know.” He also knows something that she doesn’t know and that is her head is big enough so she doesn’t need to know that everyone knows about her shipwreck and Signor Resculini.

    But what do I know?

  187. tallyHO
    September 19th, 2012 at 8:47 pm [Reply]

    @Sequitur (#186):

    Well, here’s the deal. So far we have to take it that the art is being honest. We need to trust that he indeed does only have one arm.

    Now, as for his story. That is awfully convenient.

    Sure, I’d be willing to accept the contrivance that what brings these two people together is a waterbound accident separated by a continent, a vast ocean body and a sea. Great. That could be an acceptable contrivance for some readers. But,

    I just can’t believe they would make him seem completely ignorant of a similar accident.

    Yeah. I guess maybe ferry-liners crash into piers all the time. Maybe in their area they do so to let citizens know that it is noontime.

    But, I would be more accepting if they changed locations, ending the lunch and showing the freaking hospital because so far I can only recall the outside of a sleazy motel and the inside of a cafeteria.

    Dawn/Jim’s conversation could have taken place by them walking through the phys therapy place and/or they could stood at the pier where his accident happened. Instead they are just asking readers to trust him.

    I’ve only seen one strip with “Dave” in it. And that guy just looked happy with his new girlfriend AND happy to see Dawn. He didn’t “rub it in” that he was seeing someone else, Dawn just reacted brutally.

    So, relationship + Dawn + I doubt we ever know what is going on.

  188. tallyHO
    September 19th, 2012 at 8:51 pm [Reply]

    @tallyHO (#187):

    ” We need to trust that he indeed does only have one arm…

    And, that the accident happened the way he said it happened.

    //oops. But, come on: that shadow of his left arm. the fact that he could be an acrobat who escaped from that month-long Spider-Man fight at the circus with Clown-9….hey….he could be a victim of Clown-9…

    I’m just saying…confirmation would be key. have a doctor explain to Dawn that he’s the real deal. For God’s Sake, whatever she does, she should avoid Mary at all cost.

    The Debbil incarnate that Meddler is! (and that is a quote from MFing Yoda!)

  189. Illustrator Steve
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:00 pm [Reply]

    MT – Ummm, Rusty, are you so clueless you haven’t noticed that the SHEEP KILLERS don’t appear to have their guns with them? They’re just wandering around aimlessley. But of course, you can relate to that.

  190. Sequitur
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:01 pm [Reply]

    @tallyHO (#187): and @tallyHO (#188):
    All you have to know is that somehow, a sandwich is involved.

  191. Der Kömmëntätör, Herr Schnärkïnätör
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:20 pm [Reply]

    Juggs Parker – This story is getting as stupid as a Mark Trail story!

    //And we haven’t seen Peaches’ peaches for months now….

  192. Der Kömmëntätör, Herr Schnärkïnätör
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:27 pm [Reply]

    @Izzy (#1):

    Love your ice cream shop in St. Paul!

  193. Dale
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:43 pm [Reply]

    MT -

    Doc is a biologist, not a mathematician, and Cherry is just a .. ah .. well .. just like Rusty.
    If only the trainer had said nine-one-one instead of nine-eleven, help would be on the way.

  194. Liam
    September 19th, 2012 at 9:51 pm [Reply]

    BB-”Why, yes! Will you pose for the swimsuit section? I’ve already got the other woman posing for the nude centerfold.”

  195. Liam
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:04 pm [Reply]

    FC-PJ needs more than just a hug. I believe that he is lying in his own filth.

  196. Liam
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:07 pm [Reply]

    Archie-Garbage is actually code for a guy that he killed and he wants Archie to bury the body.

    Archie 2-”Dad, that doesn’t help. You want me to kill one but I don’t know which one to kill.”

  197. FOOBed no more
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:14 pm [Reply]

    @Calvin’s Cardboard Box (#6): That has to be Brooke that wrote that! Maybe he left off using “beefwit” because that’d be too much of a giveaway.

  198. [Old Man] Muffaroo
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:00 pm [Reply]

    @Illustrator Steve (#189): Ummm, Rusty, are you so clueless you haven’t noticed that the SHEEP KILLERS don’t appear to have their guns with them? They’re just wandering around aimlessley.
    They’ve been hanging around sheep too long and broke the first rule of sheep killers. They went native.

  199. gleeb
    September 19th, 2012 at 11:03 pm [Reply]

    @With Cat as my CEO (#179): If, like me, you knew coffee smelt and tasted like burned crap, you would realize that there are people who are quite capable of saying that 9 Chickweed Lane is not horrible. Horrible taste is a fact of life. Sometimes it takes large populations and sometimes small.

  200. Droopy Says
    September 20th, 2012 at 12:29 am [Reply]

    Spiderbland: I’m shocked that Asi9 was shocked. Weren’t his puke-yellow gloves insulated?

    Creepy Les: I take it all back. These two were made for each other, and fuck you too, Dr. Frankenstein.

    Pluggers: Funny, most targets look like a bull’s eye. But a honking big X-marks-the-spot will do.

    Mock Trail: And they all died happily ever after.

    Jugs Parker: Bea, just shoot Avarice, okay? Because either he’s lying about what’s on the camera or he’s really eager to risk his life for a bragging-rights photo. Either way he’d make a fine source of fertilizer for the pot farm.

  201. Droopy Says
    September 20th, 2012 at 1:15 am [Reply]

    Mock Trail: Now that the slow, unarmed sheep-killing idiots have given you their captive, you need to run, Rusty! Remember how you outran them–oh. Okay, skip the remembering part and run. Run away from them–never mind. You and Sassy are perfectly safe, right up to the moment they kill you.

    Family Circus: Thel should worry about Dolly and Jeffy playing “Hotel” so soon after they snuck a look at Bil’s favorite website special DVD secret VHS tape 8mm stag film.* (And where did Bil get that material? Ida Know!)

    *It is very hard to keep back-to-date with Keane technology.

  202. Mr. O'Malley
    September 20th, 2012 at 1:58 am [Reply]

    It’s hard for me to imagine playing “Hotel”. Turn on Weather Channel, check e-mail, take a shower?

  203. tallyHO
    September 20th, 2012 at 2:07 am [Reply]

    Whoa!
    Mary Worth Panel Two:

    Aha! It doesn’t take Slylock Fox, the Foxiest Dectective-Dressing Freak to figure out that Jim is actually Mary Meddlin’ Worth herself!

    True, it is an amazing makeup job! I doubt Slylock could pull off such a mastery of disguise. Just look at “him” though. Now I wonder just how she is faring with her arm behind her back. Well, played. Your Meddling skills are that of a Jedi, Ms. Worth.

    Dennis the Menace Today everything is coming up Henry!

    a3g hmmm. this Evan and His Aunt distraction made me retrace the steps which led to it. That’s when I saw that LuAnn is aiming to get some…attention from a…Superstar…who isn’t starring in a lame off-Broadway production that spawned an evil clown! Bravo, LuAnn. Bravo!

    (i still don’t know if this Aunt Cathy character is going to result in something deviously fun. So much disappointment results when new characters become involved with The Girls From Apartment 3G. Such interactions are like Sands Through an Hourglass, there’s never a lot of sand.)

  204. Droopy Says
    September 20th, 2012 at 2:15 am [Reply]

    @Mr. O’Malley (#202): The joke must predate motels. Never mind the hallway, Thel, make sure the kids aren’t playing with your adult toys.

  205. Morgan Wick
    September 20th, 2012 at 3:54 am [Reply]

    “Hmm, you say you’re having troubles with women? Well, it turns out I don’t give a bleep about your teenage hormones, so suck up and do some chores, dependent!”

  206. Comcis Fan
    September 20th, 2012 at 4:12 am [Reply]

    FW: Panel 1: A hint that Lisa’s ghost is watching, and assessing, from the front porch.
    Panel 2: Golden maple canopy? Are they getting married next year or next week, because I reckon it’s golden for about three weeks a year, tops. Am I right, arborists?
    Panel 3: May the bird of paradise poop on your wedding from the branches of the golden maple canopy. With Lisa’s ghost smirking from the front porch.

  207. John C Fremont
    September 20th, 2012 at 6:17 am [Reply]

    @Calvin’s Cardboard Box (#6): Hokey smoke!

    @commodorejohn (#113): Thank you!

    GT – Marty’s looking particularly evil today. Very Chad Ghostal.

    FC – Oh, dear. Oh, geez.

  208. gleeb
    September 20th, 2012 at 6:53 am [Reply]

    Sally: The sock over the lampshade: a classic.

    Dick: Jewel and Joe are in on this caper? Well, things just got serious.

    ‘bean: Meanwhile, the box of cornflakes is boiling over in the kitchen.

    Fuzzy: A metronome keeps a beat. This strip also keeps a beat. A beat on the dead horse it has become.

  209. Crankshafts funky smelling corpse
    September 20th, 2012 at 8:08 am [Reply]

    BigPorn: Oh god, giant yellow Djinn pierced nipples and pubic hair!

  210. Izzy
    September 20th, 2012 at 8:37 am [Reply]

    @Der Kömmëntätör, Herr Schnärkïnätör (#192): Make sure you try the Praline Pecan!

  211. The Cynical One
    September 20th, 2012 at 9:03 am [Reply]

    Oh no no no no Josh…

    Now you made me remember that awful artsie movie, Trash Humpers…

    F* YOU!

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