Judge Parker, 3/7/14
April’s dad may be an amoral arms merchant who deals with ex-Romanian secret police and has a “retirement fund” made up entirely of blood diamonds, but at least he likes Judge Parker Senior’s terrible book, which puts him one step above the real monsters: liberal Ivy League college professors.
Heathcliff only loves his owner-family for financial reasons.
Herb and Jamaal, 3/7/14
Herb has been having sex with the restaurant’s catering truck for years, but is now starting to question his auto-monogamy.
Pluggers’ electronics are covered with more disgusting slobber and drool than you can imagine.