Rex Morgan, M.D., 5/4/05
You people are all so clever and quick about this sort of thing that I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned this.
Buck’s real name is Charles.
Charles can be shortened to Chuck.
Who can unkempt pseudointellectual humanities students impress with their unkept pseudointellectuality more than high school girls? And what better way to avoid one’s paternal responsibilities than to sleep in the back yard of kindly local medicos, suturing up one’s own hand and muttering about lost Indian tribes?
As for the savage beating — I think Fence Post Frank is an innocent man. As if we needed any more proof, the evidence is now clear: don’t piss off Margo.