Family Circus, 1/16/06
I’m not sure what’s more alarming about this panel: how damn satisfied all of Billy’s little friends look in the aftermath of his killer grandmother-related anecdote, or how smug Billy himself looks for having told it. I’m also perplexed by the very notion of cute-grandmother-story-time in modern American public schools. Shouldn’t these eight-year-olds be desperately cramming for the next round of No Child Left Behind Act-mandated standardized tests rather than laxidasicaly swapping amusing stories about their elderly relatives?
By the way, I’m assuming that by “cute,” Billy’s teacher means “incontinence-themed.”
Meanwhile, in Judge Parker, the double-entendre horror continues:
Honestly, it’s like they’re trying to make it impossible for me not to be puerile.