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Curtis, 3/9/06

It’s hard to see in that last panel, but for breakfast Curtis is having some … Rapper Puffs!

Isn’t that funny? Like, a rapper-themed cereal? Do the pieces look like … turntables, or … um, big clocks you’d wear around your neck, like Flavor Flav, or … wait, microphones and turntables for MCs or DJs?

Or maybe, like, guns and crap. “Icey-s,” whatever the frick those are. Hell, I don’t know.

Hey, the mascot could be Puff Daddy! You know … Puff Daddy … Rapper Puffs…

Wait, he’s just “Diddy” now, isn’t he? Dammit. I got nothing. Instead, I’m just going to link to a bunch of funny stuff that showed up in the comments, for those of you who don’t read the comments:

  • brucker has proved, with a little deft editing, that it is possible to make the current Rex Morgan storyline gayer: check out “Brokeback Hospital,” parts one, two, and three.
  • If you’d like to try your hand at this, Scott has created a Flash-based Brokeback Hospital game where you can try to make Rex as gay as he can be.
  • Wednesday’s pinball-playing fish inspired Irina to compose a fishy spoof of the Who’s “Pinball Wizard,” which I posted over at the forum, the better to preserve it for posterity (hope you don’t mind, Irina).

Also, faithful reader loudfan‘s now-infamous Mary Worth-“My Humps” mashup has earned her worldwide fame. Hopefully she will not be sued by the combined lawyers of King Features and the Black Eyed Peas.