Step 1: Garfield contracts avian flu.
Step 2: Avian flu passes from Garfield to Jon.
Step 3: Garfield dies.
Step 4: Humanity wiped out.
Frankly, I would say Step 4 is a small price to pay for Step 3.
Judge Parker, 6/29/06
Who knew Judge Parker was so lousy with weird alien cults? Randy has only just extracted himself from the clutches of Mimi —
High Priestess CEO of the suspiciously Scientology-esque “Eon” — but now we find out that Horace’s wife has the freakishly robotic name “Alpha.” Presumably Horace himself will soon change his name to “Beta,” with children named “Gamma” and “Delta” to follow. Beware, Randy, beware!
As for Judge Parker himself, with his unnaturally stripey hair, I’m not sure he’s to be fully trusted by Earth-based humans either.
I’m quite looking forward to Horace making an appearance on the new JP artist’s watch. For those of you who don’t remember, this freak is Horace:
Yeah, try drawin’ that guy looking halfway normal, Mr. Skilled Artist Man!