Old folks scandal
No, the scandal isn’t that underage sexpots are using their feminine wiles to manipulate hot Latin hunks into doing their work for them. Look at those dishes stacked on those trays. The only time I’ve ever seen a bowl that looks like that is when Snoopy is eating out of it. That’s right, everyone: the teens of Luanntown are serving retirees big, steaming bowls of dog food, and they aren’t even bothering to put them in normal human-oriented dishes.
Pearls Before Swine, 6/16/06
DO NOT CROSS ME, PASTIS. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!