Hey kids! Does wresting your fellow humans, or even your fellow carbon-based life forms, bore you? Would you rather let the world know that not only are you into wrestling boats, but that you also have the skill level in said pursuit necessary to earn a scholarship at a state university? Then you ought to own a fine piece of Comics Curmudgeon Boat Wrestling Merchandise!
Here, faithful reader Gabe, along with pals RoboRob and Hooper_X, illustrate that the boat wrestling craze has spread to the world of lucha libre. Fear them! But you should still buy the shirt.
(If you’re totally baffled by all this, go to this post and scroll down to the Judge Parker strip.)