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Curtis, 9/4/07

Please forgive me for the terrible things I said.

Judge Parker, 9/4/07

Please, Señor Driver . . . do let this woman have her way with you!
No, not Rosa, you idiot — are you blind?
Not Sophie, fer Chrissake — ICK!
Rusty, dammit — Rusty!
What’s that?
Any way she wants, Sam — any damn way she wants.

9 Chickweed Lane, 9/4/07

Please, please, please — just shut the hell up!

Thank you.

— Uncle Lumpy