Seven sentences about five cartoons
Dick Tracy, 10/23/07
Tess is trying to trick Dick into killing himself. In panel one, she is lulling him into complacency by flaunting her ass.
(UPDATE: Er, I read “sleeping bag” as “sleeping pills” for some reason. Oops. Still flaunting her ass, though.)
Herb and Jamaal, 10/23/07
As noted by several faithful readers, Jamaal is making sweet love to Herb right there behind the counter of their restaurant. I defy you to tell me that something different is happening in the final panel.
Marmaduke is going to eat some children.
Momma is a pimp.
They’ll Do It Every Time, 10/23/07
People are surprised to discover that poison is poisonous, apparently.