Seven sentences about five cartoons
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Dick Tracy, 10/23/07
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Tess is trying to trick Dick into killing himself. In panel one, she is lulling him into complacency by flaunting her ass.
(UPDATE: Er, I read “sleeping bag” as “sleeping pills” for some reason. Oops. Still flaunting her ass, though.)
Herb and Jamaal, 10/23/07
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As noted by several faithful readers, Jamaal is making sweet love to Herb right there behind the counter of their restaurant. I defy you to tell me that something different is happening in the final panel.
Marmaduke, 10/23/07
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Marmaduke is going to eat some children.
Momma, 10/23/07
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Momma is a pimp.
They’ll Do It Every Time, 10/23/07
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People are surprised to discover that poison is poisonous, apparently.