Laughing at Momma was bad enough, but when I laughed at today’s Marmaduke, I knew that I should see a doctor. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I don’t really care for coffee, but would love a piping hot cup of gravy; or maybe it’s the fact that Marmaduke and his female owner look so chipper, while the bipedal man of the house looks like he spent the previous evening unconscious in a gutter after being viciously beaten.
Dennis the Menace, 5/23/08
If Joey and Dennis turn to cannibalism, it could make up for many, many years of non-menacing, I tell you what.
For Better Or Worse, 5/23/08
“Isn’t it nice to see guys express their physical love for one another, so they won’t bother us with their disgusting urges?”
Hey, pluggers! If you spent a little time thinking about your appearance, maybe someone might want to have sex with you! Just a suggestion.