Better Half, 6/9/13
Sundays are great because we get a quadruple dose of the Parkers, the adorable, relatable couple we know so well. What ordinary life problems are these two grappling with this weekend? Clockwise from top left:
- Harriet is so unhealthily obsessed with her weight that she literally fantasizes about losing parts of her body, just so that she can see that number on the scale get smaller.
- No matter what time of day or night it is, Stanley is just sitting around the house, hazily slipping in and out of consicousness.
- Meanwhile when Harriet falls asleep, she immediately falls into the grips of intense anxiety dreams.
- Stanley’s body is falling apart.
Hagar the Horrible, 6/9/13
As a bloodthirsty Viking chieftan, Hagar has sacked and burned countless villages across Europe, and rules his own warrior band by threat of brutal violence. It should really come as no surprise that somebody’s trying to assassinate him.